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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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soneone help me please
Newish to site but the messages I'm getting are getting weird!
Mainly from guys and it says no thanks to them on filters but what the hell is
Pegging ?
Be my top ?
It's probably basic stuff but when your new! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now what the hell is that?
The vajankle – as its name suggests – is the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle… and it’s as disturbing as it sounds.
Everyday is a school day
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Omg give a whole new meaning to a foot fetish |
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Don't be fooled into thinking everyone is all "sweetness and light" on here, they will try and slip you a mental "Mickey Finn" by putting things on here to Google that will leave you requiring counselling and memory bleach lol.
For example, never, and I mean NEVER, Google "blue waffle".... Some wag set me up with that one, and those images will haunt me forever!
Seriously, I can see you reaching for your keyboard, but don't, really, just don't, there are some things you don't need to see, and that's one of them! |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
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"Don't be fooled into thinking everyone is all "sweetness and light" on here, they will try and slip you a mental "Mickey Finn" by putting things on here to Google that will leave you requiring counselling and memory bleach lol.
For example, never, and I mean NEVER, Google "blue waffle".... Some wag set me up with that one, and those images will haunt me forever!
Seriously, I can see you reaching for your keyboard, but don't, really, just don't, there are some things you don't need to see, and that's one of them! "
" Blue waffle"... Must resist....
Must resist
Must resist
Must.......... OMG !!!!
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"Now what the hell is that?
The vajankle – as its name suggests – is the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle… and it’s as disturbing as it sounds.
Everyday is a school day
Omg give a whole new meaning to a foot fetish "
Foof in mouth disease |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fucking need a Vajankle in my life
Imagine leaving it laying about in random places to completely traumatise people
It would be comedy fucking gold "
Omg sorry that thats my fake foot with a vagina ....how did that get there...lol...weird beyond |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fucking need a Vajankle in my life
Imagine leaving it laying about in random places to completely traumatise people
It would be comedy fucking gold
Omg sorry that thats my fake foot with a vagina ....how did that get there...lol...weird beyond"
I'm fucking crying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy said he'd 'rip out my carpet' yesterday - had to google it - the thing that made me laugh was he said he'd do it 'for free' - and there was me reaching for my chequebook too lol |
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