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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I work for Drinks brand and my phone keep putting bummers on email to the boss instead of bulmers ..
Waaaaaaaaaa bummers like haaa"
Yea my boss don't lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've on more than one occasion replied to offers on here with "Sorry, too fat" instead of "Sorry too far".... doesn't usually go down too favourably "
Maybe the first text was correct lol pmsl
Only teasing miss p. Xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will make you cum multiple times all over my fat throbbing monster/ I will make you cut multiple times all over my fat throbbing cocktail haha game over. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will make you cum multiple times all over my fat throbbing monster/ I will make you cut multiple times all over my fat throbbing cocktail haha game over. .." i will make you cut before i even got my cocktail out haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was going to type my book of face status the other day -
"fancy a bacon butty"
It predicted (from a previous saved conversation) -
"fancy a bj"
I screen shot it, then uploaded the status anyway..
Made a few people's day though as I got several likes instantly.. And still going up.. Thankfully they find it funny.. |
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There was a restaurant in Bangor (NI) where an American spellcheck had corrected the word aubergine to aborigine throughout the menu. Vegetarian moussaka was described as sliced aborigine lying on top of quorn mince. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a restaurant in Bangor (NI) where an American spellcheck had corrected the word aubergine to aborigine throughout the menu. Vegetarian moussaka was described as sliced aborigine lying on top of quorn mince. " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines worse! My tv has speech text , it may be my Welsh accent a touch of man flu but
A drop of a hat turned into ......
Your a fucking twat
And who to? Only my solictor . |
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By *ueynteMan
over a year ago
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"Mines worse! My tv has speech text , it may be my Welsh accent a touch of man flu but
A drop of a hat turned into ......
Your a fucking twat
And who to? Only my solictor . "
My opinion of solicitors is the same as your phone's |
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