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over a year ago
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I'd watch the news to see me on there, then see the bit about the worst drought in 60 years in Northern Kenya and set up a charity investing £150 million of it. With the other £16 million I'm sure I could have a pretty good time. |
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Id buy my own inventor..hmm the Apprentice Tom would do me nicely...id have him to invent a sofa that when his nibs layed comotose on it...it would spring up and chuck him off, id invent a tiled floor that every time his nibs went to make his own rice crispies it would turn into a tread mill and would travel 10miles with him on it before it would stop!!! and id change his car to a convertable,,,flinstone style!!! that'l get him fit in no time....or finish him!! |
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Id put every penny in trust to the kids so I would be penniless, go on the dole and then get a team of builders to come in and demolish my house leaving nothing but the front door standing. Then id ring the mortgage company and say "Now repossess you bastards" .........lol |
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