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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Came across a guy on here who says he knows how to please a woman. Seriously? He's only 24 too. I held a minute's silence for him.
We don't even understand why women need more than one handbag, or why they have so many items in them, let alone knowing how to please them.
Einstein was asked if he knew how to please a women and he said "Sorry mate, I haven't got a clue, ask me about something easy like quantum physics."
The Buddha was asked if he knew what women wanted and went quiet, pale, and just shook his head.
Women are a great mystery to men. Or men just don't think enough about it.
Does any man on here really know how to please a woman? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find giving her the credit card and keeping out of the way for a few hours does the trick.
Maybe this guy should start running seminars, he'd make a fortune if he's unlocked that mystery "
I made the mistake of saying once "I know what you mean." Turns out I didn't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I must be pretty easy work then because I'm pleased 99% of the time & Ch3wy is a big part of that. Fuck me silly twice a week, put on the odd sex show for me when I ask, check how I'm feeling everyday, listen to my whinge when I'm not quite right & gives me kisses n cwtches when I'm feeling low. Apart from cake what more does an independent, sane woman need? |
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