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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just had a message
Ok slut?
Add me on kik now.. I'm going to send you a list of orders every week and you have to send proof to me
I am going to make you be a filthy bitch for me
Now do as your told bitch
Hahahahaha aye! No problem butt! :'')
Somebody's getting the whole dom thing completely wrong lol
What messages do you lot get that you read and think aye!riteo???
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"Me "I'm only here to meet women"
Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes.""
Hehehe that's brilliant . .
Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?!  |
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"Me "I'm only here to meet women"
Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."
Hehehe that's brilliant . .
Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?! "
I fucking knew you were a bloke really tits  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me "I'm only here to meet women"
Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."
Hehehe that's brilliant . .
Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?! "
Looked at his profile...he was 6ft 4"...it would have taken a lot of imagination to think of him as a woman.
On a part with the guy wearing a leather mask inviting me over to his flat.
Please tell me I'm not the only bloke this happens to????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me "I'm only here to meet women"
Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."
Hehehe that's brilliant . .
Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?!
Looked at his profile...he was 6ft 4"...it would have taken a lot of imagination to think of him as a woman.
On a part with the guy wearing a leather mask inviting me over to his flat.
Please tell me I'm not the only bloke this happens to???? "
It happens to pretty much every guy from what I get told 
You can apply filters which prevent single guys from mailing you though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me "I'm only here to meet women"
Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."
Hehehe that's brilliant . .
Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?!
Looked at his profile...he was 6ft 4"...it would have taken a lot of imagination to think of him as a woman.
On a part with the guy wearing a leather mask inviting me over to his flat.
Please tell me I'm not the only bloke this happens to???? "
Yup..It's just you
All the other guys here are bombarded with stunning 21year old hotties asking for fffffffm's  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me "I'm only here to meet women"
Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."
Hehehe that's brilliant . .
Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?!
Looked at his profile...he was 6ft 4"...it would have taken a lot of imagination to think of him as a woman.
On a part with the guy wearing a leather mask inviting me over to his flat.
Please tell me I'm not the only bloke this happens to????
Yup..It's just you
All the other guys here are bombarded with stunning 21year old hotties asking for fffffffm's xx"
Stroking my beard wondering if she's being serious...
And my photos seem to get FABBed mostly by blokes too...starting to get a complex now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Lots of tits appearing on here every day, starting to get fed up on here lately, wasn't like this couple of yrs ago. Sad but there you go just block and move on until the next knobhead turns up  |
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We had a guy asking us to send all sorts of proof that we were a real couple after he contacted us and asked us for a meet. His final request was for us to send a pic of us both doing the pose that the little bald guy in Austin Powers does when he puts his little finger to his mouth, just to prove we were real. After having written that, it seems so weird' I'm now beginning to think we dreamt it! ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had a guy asking us to send all sorts of proof that we were a real couple after he contacted us and asked us for a meet. His final request was for us to send a pic of us both doing the pose that the little bald guy in Austin Powers does when he puts his little finger to his mouth, just to prove we were real. After having written that, it seems so weird' I'm now beginning to think we dreamt it! ??"
Did you pose for that pic?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We had a guy asking us to send all sorts of proof that we were a real couple after he contacted us and asked us for a meet. His final request was for us to send a pic of us both doing the pose that the little bald guy in Austin Powers does when he puts his little finger to his mouth, just to prove we were real. After having written that, it seems so weird' I'm now beginning to think we dreamt it! ??"
Hahaha nope ! This is fab...It definitely happened xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha, we were going to pose but not using our little fingers! ??"
If you come across a little bald guy who is part of a couple on here you should ask him to do that Austin Powers pose...just for fun. |
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We had one of a couple aprantly it's the female will you sudce my boyfriend but he does not no about this and send me pictures ... in other words your a male  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Him (new profile, no pics, blank profile) - fancy a fuck?
Me - no thanks
Him - you're going to fuck me just accept it
Me - not happening sorry
Him - ok I'll give you money, that way I get your wet knickers after I fuck your ass making your pussy squirt
Wow , that was me sold xx |
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"Him (new profile, no pics, blank profile) - fancy a fuck?
Me - no thanks
Him - you're going to fuck me just accept it
Me - not happening sorry
Him - ok I'll give you money, that way I get your wet knickers after I fuck your ass making your pussy squirt
Wow , that was me sold xx"
They are just the bet aren't they ^^^ xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha, we were going to pose but not using our little fingers! ??
If you come across a little bald guy who is part of a couple on here you should ask him to do that Austin Powers pose...just for fun."
hay im a little bald guy not that little though or I'd have 3 legs lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha, we were going to pose but not using our little fingers! ??
If you come across a little bald guy who is part of a couple on here you should ask him to do that Austin Powers pose...just for fun. hay im a little bald guy not that little though or I'd have 3 legs
lol.. "
I bet there are loads of men who fit that description on here...Be careful, they will be reading this and messaging you. |
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"We had one of a couple aprantly it's the female will you sudce my boyfriend but he does not no about this and send me pictures ... in other words your a male "
Yup, we had this one too!
Another variant is a fem profile, and she asks if you will contact her "BF" profile and see if he will play, as she wants proof he's cheating |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid "
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it "
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
"
Not at all. If I messaged a guy for a meet and he said sorry you're too big/small/short/tall etc I would quite happilly move along as I am sure most other fems would. Ladies don't seem to have this overwhelming sense of entitlement that many men do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
Not at all. If I messaged a guy for a meet and he said sorry you're too big/small/short/tall etc I would quite happilly move along as I am sure most other fems would. Ladies don't seem to have this overwhelming sense of entitlement that many men do "
Same here missp. Life is to short (and so am i) to get hung up on that shit.. i prefer to be friendly, gentlemanly. And if we click fine if not made a friend. I know it's a sex site. But I can't and won't just shag anyone.. does that make me weird??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
Not at all. If I messaged a guy for a meet and he said sorry you're too big/small/short/tall etc I would quite happilly move along as I am sure most other fems would. Ladies don't seem to have this overwhelming sense of entitlement that many men do
Same here missp. Life is to short (and so am i) to get hung up on that shit.. i prefer to be friendly, gentlemanly. And if we click fine if not made a friend. I know it's a sex site. But I can't and won't just shag anyone.. does that make me weird???"
No that is normal behaviour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
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Not at all. I'm way too fat for some men.. am I bothered?? Not in the slightest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
Not at all. I'm way too fat for some men.. am I bothered?? Not in the slightest!"
You ain't fat hun. When devinci painted women did he paint stick figures no!! Painted real women.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
Not at all. I'm way too fat for some men.. am I bothered?? Not in the slightest!
You ain't fat hun. When devinci painted women did he paint stick figures no!! Painted real women.
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Very kind of you to say so. I'm definitely fat tho. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
Not at all. I'm way too fat for some men.. am I bothered?? Not in the slightest!
You ain't fat hun. When devinci painted women did he paint stick figures no!! Painted real women.
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All women are real
Whatever size they are |
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
Not at all. I'm way too fat for some men.. am I bothered?? Not in the slightest!
You ain't fat hun. When devinci painted women did he paint stick figures no!! Painted real women.
All women are real
Whatever size they are "
Damn right missp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
Not at all. If I messaged a guy for a meet and he said sorry you're too big/small/short/tall etc I would quite happilly move along as I am sure most other fems would. Ladies don't seem to have this overwhelming sense of entitlement that many men do "
This ..I've never known a girl off here get arsy because a guy has said she's too tall .short thin ..whatever (probably because it never happens ) men don't fave preferences do they ??? Lol
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid "
Hahaha I can just see you now ..Led by your front door lol
I look like a right bitch too.. Read my must haves etc. Must be 5ft 10 lol... Tough! My choice xx |
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
Not at all. If I messaged a guy for a meet and he said sorry you're too big/small/short/tall etc I would quite happilly move along as I am sure most other fems would. Ladies don't seem to have this overwhelming sense of entitlement that many men do
This ..I've never known a girl off here get arsy because a guy has said she's too tall .short thin ..whatever (probably because it never happens ) men don't fave preferences do they ??? Lol
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Men have set criteria on here. "Does she have a pulse?...It's not essential". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If we all had the same taste, it would be awfully boring.
I would never knowingly hurt someone's feelings tho. I explain that shorter men take me out of my comfort zone and I wouldn't be very confident. And I'd hate to give someone a crap shag hahaha! |
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
Not at all. If I messaged a guy for a meet and he said sorry you're too big/small/short/tall etc I would quite happilly move along as I am sure most other fems would. Ladies don't seem to have this overwhelming sense of entitlement that many men do
This ..I've never known a girl off here get arsy because a guy has said she's too tall .short thin ..whatever (probably because it never happens ) men don't fave preferences do they ??? Lol
Men have set criteria on here. "Does she have a pulse?...It's not essential"."
Hahaha I love it!
That's how it feels sometimes with the calibre of messages they send..
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"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.
Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'
Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.
Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.
Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?
Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid
Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.
I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.
Ah fuck it
So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.
It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..
Not at all. If I messaged a guy for a meet and he said sorry you're too big/small/short/tall etc I would quite happilly move along as I am sure most other fems would. Ladies don't seem to have this overwhelming sense of entitlement that many men do
This ..I've never known a girl off here get arsy because a guy has said she's too tall .short thin ..whatever (probably because it never happens ) men don't fave preferences do they ??? Lol
Men have set criteria on here. "Does she have a pulse?...It's not essential".
Hahaha I love it!
That's how it feels sometimes with the calibre of messages they send..
Oh well onwards and upwards as they say "
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over a year ago
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I get several "weird" messages a day, these are the latest....
Hey! how are you? Love your pics by the way Ill be honest, im looking for a female friend for a hot girl mate of mine whos looking for other mates to chat to and see where it leads and i know she will love you! Please message back telling me if youre interested
Do you fancy earning some cash. I'll send you money via PayPal if you let me call you and talk dirty to me and send me naughty snapchats. Would you be interested? Xx
Hi there, I'm new to swinging and this site, I'm a cheeky but very naughty guy who is looking for a sexy girl, who doesn't mind being fucked hard wiv out a condom. Want Ur pussy juice all over my cock, wld be a turn on to spunk sticky cream inside you and fill ya up! Ur so sexy I wldnt be disappointed getting you pregnant!! X
Listen you, I have taken a liking to you, so it's simple, you will do as your ordered, we will arrange to meet, when I knock your door you will open it wearing just a mini skirt, I will enter and you will drop to your knees open my jeans and start sucking whilst playing with your pussy, I will squeeze your breasts whilst you suck, and when I cum in your mouth you will sit with it open, waiting for my instructions on whether you should spit or swallow. Just so I know what would you prefer?
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"I get several "weird" messages a day, these are the latest....
Hey! how are you? Love your pics by the way Ill be honest, im looking for a female friend for a hot girl mate of mine whos looking for other mates to chat to and see where it leads and i know she will love you! Please message back telling me if youre interested
Do you fancy earning some cash. I'll send you money via PayPal if you let me call you and talk dirty to me and send me naughty snapchats. Would you be interested? Xx
Hi there, I'm new to swinging and this site, I'm a cheeky but very naughty guy who is looking for a sexy girl, who doesn't mind being fucked hard wiv out a condom. Want Ur pussy juice all over my cock, wld be a turn on to spunk sticky cream inside you and fill ya up! Ur so sexy I wldnt be disappointed getting you pregnant!! X
Listen you, I have taken a liking to you, so it's simple, you will do as your ordered, we will arrange to meet, when I knock your door you will open it wearing just a mini skirt, I will enter and you will drop to your knees open my jeans and start sucking whilst playing with your pussy, I will squeeze your breasts whilst you suck, and when I cum in your mouth you will sit with it open, waiting for my instructions on whether you should spit or swallow. Just so I know what would you prefer?
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"I get several "weird" messages a day, these are the latest....
Hey! how are you? Love your pics by the way Ill be honest, im looking for a female friend for a hot girl mate of mine whos looking for other mates to chat to and see where it leads and i know she will love you! Please message back telling me if youre interested
Do you fancy earning some cash. I'll send you money via PayPal if you let me call you and talk dirty to me and send me naughty snapchats. Would you be interested? Xx
Hi there, I'm new to swinging and this site, I'm a cheeky but very naughty guy who is looking for a sexy girl, who doesn't mind being fucked hard wiv out a condom. Want Ur pussy juice all over my cock, wld be a turn on to spunk sticky cream inside you and fill ya up! Ur so sexy I wldnt be disappointed getting you pregnant!! X
Listen you, I have taken a liking to you, so it's simple, you will do as your ordered, we will arrange to meet, when I knock your door you will open it wearing just a mini skirt, I will enter and you will drop to your knees open my jeans and start sucking whilst playing with your pussy, I will squeeze your breasts whilst you suck, and when I cum in your mouth you will sit with it open, waiting for my instructions on whether you should spit or swallow. Just so I know what would you prefer?
Hahaha brilliant ! "
We must have the same ppl messaging ..wonderful aren't they |
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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago
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"I get several "weird" messages a day, these are the latest....
Hey! how are you? Love your pics by the way Ill be honest, im looking for a female friend for a hot girl mate of mine whos looking for other mates to chat to and see where it leads and i know she will love you! Please message back telling me if youre interested
Do you fancy earning some cash. I'll send you money via PayPal if you let me call you and talk dirty to me and send me naughty snapchats. Would you be interested? Xx
Hi there, I'm new to swinging and this site, I'm a cheeky but very naughty guy who is looking for a sexy girl, who doesn't mind being fucked hard wiv out a condom. Want Ur pussy juice all over my cock, wld be a turn on to spunk sticky cream inside you and fill ya up! Ur so sexy I wldnt be disappointed getting you pregnant!! X
Listen you, I have taken a liking to you, so it's simple, you will do as your ordered, we will arrange to meet, when I knock your door you will open it wearing just a mini skirt, I will enter and you will drop to your knees open my jeans and start sucking whilst playing with your pussy, I will squeeze your breasts whilst you suck, and when I cum in your mouth you will sit with it open, waiting for my instructions on whether you should spit or swallow. Just so I know what would you prefer?
Hahaha brilliant !
We must have the same ppl messaging ..wonderful aren't they "
It's the highlight of my day, I often wake in the morning wondering what delights I'm going to find in my messages lol
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Some of the messages weve had have been an eye opener to say the least
Have at least one wtf moment a week
The sister looking for someone to fuck her brother was the wierdest |
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I'm always getting message off men saying they want to deep throat new & shoot their load over my hot body I'm not even Hay or fucking bi. God knows how the woman cope on here. Haha |
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