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"Plumbing here offering my services also. "
I practice tantric sex my favorite position is called 'The Plumber '
You stay in all day ,,,,but nobody comes. |
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"Plumbing here offering my services also. I practice tantric sex my favorite position is called 'The Plumber '
You stay in all day ,,,,but nobody comes."
Fantastic one lol xx
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"I'm not fussy ...handy man will do lol  "
That's what I need, someone to do those small jobs about the house, fitting lights, changing switches, the odd bit of painting. Too short term reward focused here x |
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Nice one all we have to do now is work out a good balance of work and shagging time we really dont want to wear them out for the following morning they should be able to keep going on ooooo say 2 hours sleep 8 hours work 14 hours shagging what do u think lol |
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Gas/water engineer and external mains layer here.. And yes i can divert mains around your meter so you can have free gas and water if the price is right lol  |
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"Gas/water engineer and external mains layer here.. And yes i can divert mains around your meter so you can have free gas and water if the price is right lol "
This one defiantly on the list what's ur going rate we only pay in kindness though  |
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"Gas/water engineer and external mains layer here.. And yes i can divert mains around your meter so you can have free gas and water if the price is right lol
This one defiantly on the list what's ur going rate we only pay in kindness though "
Yep paying in kindness is fine  obviously the rate would depend on the work carried out, i would definitely do you a very special rate |
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"Gas/water engineer and external mains layer here.. And yes i can divert mains around your meter so you can have free gas and water if the price is right lol
This one defiantly on the list what's ur going rate we only pay in kindness though
Yep paying in kindness is fine obviously the rate would depend on the work carried out, i would definitely do you a very special rate "
Sounds perfect to me just one thing can u sort my boiler out at the same time it needs some lubrication id do it myself but I'm not qualified lol |
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"Gas/water engineer and external mains layer here.. And yes i can divert mains around your meter so you can have free gas and water if the price is right lol
This one defiantly on the list what's ur going rate we only pay in kindness though
Yep paying in kindness is fine obviously the rate would depend on the work carried out, i would definitely do you a very special rate
Sounds perfect to me just one thing can u sort my boiler out at the same time it needs some lubrication id do it myself but I'm not qualified lol"
Yes no problem at all, it may take a few hours if thats ok? Lol.. Is that all you need doing? I wouldnt want to turn up with the wrong tools, so if theres anything else let me know...Il message the quote and hopefully you will agree its reasonable |
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"Gas/water engineer and external mains layer here.. And yes i can divert mains around your meter so you can have free gas and water if the price is right lol
This one defiantly on the list what's ur going rate we only pay in kindness though
Yep paying in kindness is fine obviously the rate would depend on the work carried out, i would definitely do you a very special rate
Sounds perfect to me just one thing can u sort my boiler out at the same time it needs some lubrication id do it myself but I'm not qualified lol
Yes no problem at all, it may take a few hours if thats ok? Lol.. Is that all you need doing? I wouldnt want to turn up with the wrong tools, so if theres anything else let me know...Il message the quote and hopefully you will agree its reasonable "
I'm sure you know ur job so I'm guessing you know what tools to bring lets see how good this quote is lol |
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"Looking for some one with a drill .need my curain pole put up lol .
Make a lovely cup of tea might even throw in chocy biscuit xxx"
Tell you what when djboi finishes doing my boiler Il send him over to you sure he has a drill lol but the chocy biscuits are mine for doing the good deed lol |
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"Gas/water engineer and external mains layer here.. And yes i can divert mains around your meter so you can have free gas and water if the price is right lol
This one defiantly on the list what's ur going rate we only pay in kindness though
Yep paying in kindness is fine obviously the rate would depend on the work carried out, i would definitely do you a very special rate
Sounds perfect to me just one thing can u sort my boiler out at the same time it needs some lubrication id do it myself but I'm not qualified lol
Yes no problem at all, it may take a few hours if thats ok? Lol.. Is that all you need doing? I wouldnt want to turn up with the wrong tools, so if theres anything else let me know...Il message the quote and hopefully you will agree its reasonable
I'm sure you know ur job so I'm guessing you know what tools to bring lets see how good this quote is lol"
Il tell you what il just bring my van around with a full load on the back im just working out your quote now, you will recieve it in the next hour..lol. Im not to bad at drilling either so il give it a go although it may have to be the next day as boiler servicing really takes it out of me |
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"Looking for some one with a drill .need my curain pole put up lol .
Make a lovely cup of tea might even throw in chocy biscuit xxx
Tell you what when djboi finishes doing my boiler Il send him over to you sure he has a drill lol but the chocy biscuits are mine for doing the good deed lol"
Im struggling with my quote as im out of your age range...lol. devastating  |
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"Plastering, leaking tap, painting,bramble chopping, jet wash, and overall minge servicing................Fuck me i be dead before i repay back....  "
When do you need the leaking tap looked at? lol |
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"So is each m2 charged by the sex act e.g. 1= hand job, 2=bj etc
I'm intrigued x"
On that basis If he does your whole house you'll need to invite a few friends over for a multiple sex act moregasm sevensome three times over 
OP is currently praying for a big job |
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"So is each m2 charged by the sex act e.g. 1= hand job, 2=bj etc
I'm intrigued x
On that basis If he does your whole house you'll need to invite a few friends over for a multiple sex act moregasm sevensome three times over
OP is currently praying for a big job "
I could arrange that but I'm not convinced the op would cope |
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"So is each m2 charged by the sex act e.g. 1= hand job, 2=bj etc
I'm intrigued x
On that basis If he does your whole house you'll need to invite a few friends over for a multiple sex act moregasm sevensome three times over
OP is currently praying for a big job
I could arrange that but I'm not convinced the op would cope "
lol I doubt I would cope with it either but I'd try my best and everybody loves a trier |
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