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 Mine has gotta be a very sexy girl from mumbles that messaged me on another site long time ago asking "is your cock dead?" To which I started laughing & said "no why?" Then she said "coz you can bury it in my arse if you want?" I burst out laughing best line I've ever heard & still is & its safe to say I was round hers 30mins later enjoying that delicious tight arse    | |||
"Just for fun what's the best chat up line or some of the best you've heard whether it be on here or other sites or out on the town?? Mine has gotta be a very sexy girl from mumbles that messaged me on another site long time ago asking "is your cock dead?" To which I started laughing & said "no why?" Then she said "coz you can bury it in my arse if you want?" I burst out laughing best line I've ever heard & still is & its safe to say I was round hers 30mins later enjoying that delicious tight arse "Nice legs... What time do they open? Oldie but a goodie ) | |||
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"My most recent has to be "Nice tits, are they naturally grown" ??" Hey beautiful my magic watch says you got no underwear on.. Girl says no.. Oh I'm sorry it must be hour fast  | |||
"My most recent has to be "Nice tits, are they naturally grown" ?? Hey beautiful my magic watch says you got no underwear on.. Girl says no.. Oh I'm sorry it must be hour fast " | |||
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""You remind me of my little toe 'coz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house." I was fucking impressed "
Using that one | |||
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"You remind me of a washing machine.... Why ? ...because I want to Dump my dirty load in you" | |||
""You remind me of my little toe 'coz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house." I was fucking impressed " | |||
"To a foreign girl... Do you have any Welsh in you? No? Would you like some? " . | |||
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"Have you got home insurance? Why? Cos I'm gonna smash your back doors in!" some good ones coming in haha | |||
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