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You know you're getting old when.....
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You decide a four door car is more convenient than a three.
You notice 0.1p difference in petrol or diesel prices.
When the lady in the supermarket says " oh you've bought your own bags "
Buying a garden shed becomes important.
When your going to book a holiday abroad and decide that you haven't seen enough of the country you live in! |
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When you can't believe someone looks old enough to be driving.
When you can remember back to going out to the pub with just a tenner in your pocket, and expecting to have a good evening.
When you're faced with the choice of meeting and fucking through Fab, but you'd prefer to spend time on the Forums instead...lol...  ...some of the time at least...lol. |
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When you purchase a pair of crimplene slacks from a daily mail advert (not yet I'm happy to say)
When you constantly complain that your son's music is shite and nowhere near as good as it used to be (I stand by this as it is very true)
When you struggle to complete masturbation without the aid of porn. As your imagination can no longer do the job on its own. (Porn, incidentally that would send shivers down your father's spine but will probably be very tame when your son gets to your age) |
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When friends who you not seen in a while say
" fuck me can't believe how level headed & sensible you have become "
When things you used to do & not get hurt hurt like hell
Or when you get 3day hangover |
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"When you purchase a pair of crimplene slacks from a daily mail advert (not yet I'm happy to say)
When you constantly complain that your son's music is shite and nowhere near as good as it used to be (I stand by this as it is very true)
When you struggle to complete masturbation without the aid of porn. As your imagination can no longer do the job on its own. (Porn, incidentally that would send shivers down your father's spine but will probably be very tame when your son gets to your age)"
You had a pair of crimpeleen slacks on at the last party lol
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"When you purchase a pair of crimplene slacks from a daily mail advert (not yet I'm happy to say)
When you constantly complain that your son's music is shite and nowhere near as good as it used to be (I stand by this as it is very true)
When you struggle to complete masturbation without the aid of porn. As your imagination can no longer do the job on its own. (Porn, incidentally that would send shivers down your father's spine but will probably be very tame when your son gets to your age)
You had a pair of crimpeleen slacks on at the last party lol
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They most definitely were not crimplene. They did come off just as easily though  |
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" When you constantly complain that your son's music is shite and nowhere near as good as it used to be (I stand by this as it is very true)
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 music today is shite. That's not getting old it just really is shit music. Some of the stuff my daughter listens to is offensive to the auditory senses. Beyonce's last album should have been called 'I can sing any old bollocks and still get paid' |
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"You are a) Always posting comments on forum threads b) even worse,,starting threads or c) spending more than 60 minutes a day in chat rooms."
That's not getting old that's developing a fab addiction  |
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