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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hayley has a fetish for being creampie'd
And by that she likes having cream pies fisted up her.
I'm bored of doing it to be honest and sick of using cafe stock... anybody willing to creampie Hayley hit us up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why don't you try another dessert if your bored? Variety is the spice of life after all. Can her fanny chew toffee for instance?"
She used to be able to crack nuts with her fanny, it's too loose these days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why don't you try another dessert if your bored? Variety is the spice of life after all. Can her fanny chew toffee for instance?
She used to be able to crack nuts with her fanny, it's too loose these days "
You be getting a slap after that comment  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Might be worth trying a vienetta if she can manage the cold"
That's child's play for her, last time she took one and the guy who sold her it at Tesco  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suspect she often has yeast infections so...
1) Fill her minge with pineapple chunks
2) Leave her bent over in a dark room for two hrs
3) Hey presto! Pineapple upside-down cake  "
All the time!
Bain of my life. |
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You could even do a show about it.You could call it "The great british cake muff" and every week you could fill Mrs Croppers peggy with different ingredients, let the yeast do its thing while you chat about cat-food and then Alishabab! A victoria sponge that melts your eyes.Or something, I don't know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Soon be time to try Xmas log 
That's fuck all....should see what she can do with a Christmas pudding 
And a turkey "
You promised that was between me and you??   |
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