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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay here goes today I had a call from an 0800 number -
We have been informed you recently had an accident which wasn't your fault is that right ?
Yes I replied .
To which I was immediately transfered to an awaiting sales person who was probably rubbing their hands thinking oooh commission .
I believe you spoke to my colleague and you ve had an accident recently ...?
yes I replied
when was it ?
Last week says me
We're you in the car on your own ?
no I replied I had a passenger
so did the car hit you from behind ?
Yes I replied
We're you moving or stationary ?
Stationary was my reply
So in your own words can you tell me what happened asks the salesman
So what it was I was at the traffic lights giving my boyfriend a blow job and the car hit me from behind .... my boy friend was injured too .... the reply on the other end was I will delete your number from the data base .....
Have some fun with your cold caller waste his time too x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was at my bothers the other day and he had a phone call off one of them, he said similar to you, but he said he lost his legs and they put the phone down lmao |
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One time, I acted surprised at how fast they found out, as it had only just happened. It took several minutes of conversation before they put the phone down on me, just after I mentioned it was a paper cut on my finger a few minutes ago.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol I said thanks for reminding me as it had caused severe amnesia several failed questions later I asked tearfully if they could please let me know if I lived or died   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just make up stuff, some themes I have used...
The crash involved a powerful gang and not to talk about it.
I was d*unk and on drugs when it happened.
It involved a famous person and being bribed not to talk about it.
Such fun, waste their time if you can, string them along.....  |
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