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Date for the diaries - The Royal Wedding
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hayley and I have decided to get hitched in summer 2025 unless there is somebody stupid enough to wanna bag us separately.
Dress code: Cardigans
Dark fruit will be served on entry
This is a free event for guests to enjoy.
Gangbang in the bridal suite after.
Thought we'd post now so you can all book time off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Even though it's highly probable I'll be dead by then put me down to attend, is there room to park a hearse, what do dead men wear to weddings? I better get on the case sorting stuff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Letter in the post to the queen requesting it be made an official day and flags be flown at half mast out of respect to mark the sheer horror I'll be going through marrying that bint
Roy  |
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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago
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"Letter in the post to the queen requesting it be made an official day and flags be flown at half mast out of respect to mark the sheer horror I'll be going through marrying that bint
Roy "
You love her really Roy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Letter in the post to the queen requesting it be made an official day and flags be flown at half mast out of respect to mark the sheer horror I'll be going through marrying that bint
Roy "
Does that mean I have to put my Ospreys flag in my garden down to half mast aswell?? Better not you cunt else it will be a big I FUCKING DON'T at the alter   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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CONGRATULATIONS: But hell i will be just a faint memory but failing that will there be oxygen, nurses, wheelchair and zimmer frames for the older fabbers lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Letter in the post to the queen requesting it be made an official day and flags be flown at half mast out of respect to mark the sheer horror I'll be going through marrying that bint
Roy
Does that mean I have to put my Ospreys flag in my garden down to half mast aswell?? Better not you cunt else it will be a big I FUCKING DON'T at the alter "
See what I have to put up with 
She won't have my babies.
She calls me a cunt.
She doesn't cook for me.
She frequently has fun in other men's Corsa's (it's a fetish I think).
I feel like a battered husband without the punches and slaps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CONGRATULATIONS: But hell i will be just a faint memory but failing that will there be oxygen, nurses, wheelchair and zimmer frames for the older fabbers lol "
I will be with u on that one will there be room for the wheelchair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit crass planning something so far in advance, who on earth plans meets a year+ in advance? unless it's attention seeking?
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Correct!!
Give the man a prize
Roy and Hayley you crass attention seeking people you 
For shame!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A bit crass planning something so far in advance, who on earth plans meets a year+ in advance? unless it's attention seeking?
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I can feel the excitement and disappointment for the wait in your reply... but fear not, Hayley and I have agreed to let you be bridesmaid.
Shall I put you down as attending?
Roy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh leave them alone mun. They are having fun planning the wedding 
I just hope Hayley's outfit doesn't outdo Roy's. There'll be hell if it does  "
Fecking right!!!
I'll snag the bitches dress if it does but don't tell her  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"CONGRATULATIONS: But hell i will be just a faint memory but failing that will there be oxygen, nurses, wheelchair and zimmer frames for the older fabbers lol
I will be with u on that one will there be room for the wheelchair "
Of course - Hayley will likely be in one by then too with all the cocks she has |
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