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over a year ago
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I've made a true friend, and although I never imagined they would become a friend most definitely they have. There have undoubtedly been times in my life where if not for their sage advice/friendly ear I don't know where I'd be.
My friend is facing a choice which may involve leaving the country for foreign climes due to work. I don't want them to go, I'd miss them, but I'd hate to put an added stress on their decision by telling them this.
So friend if you're reading this think not of the trauma/pain/anguish/sheer terror I'd have to suffer at the hands of my wife, think of yourself, think of the cheap ciggies/vodka/food, and whatever your decision please know that I will be always here for you, well at least until my imminent death (which won't be long if I'm left at me Mrs hands)
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"I've made a true friend, and although I never imagined they would become a friend most definitely they have. There have undoubtedly been times in my life where if not for their sage advice/friendly ear I don't know where I'd be.
My friend is facing a choice which may involve leaving the country for foreign climes due to work. I don't want them to go, I'd miss them, but I'd hate to put an added stress on their decision by telling them this.
So friend if you're reading this think not of the trauma/pain/anguish/sheer terror I'd have to suffer at the hands of my wife, think of yourself, think of the cheap ciggies/vodka/food, and whatever your decision please know that I will be always here for you, well at least until my imminent death (which won't be long if I'm left at me Mrs hands)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've made a true friend, and although I never imagined they would become a friend most definitely they have. There have undoubtedly been times in my life where if not for their sage advice/friendly ear I don't know where I'd be.
My friend is facing a choice which may involve leaving the country for foreign climes due to work. I don't want them to go, I'd miss them, but I'd hate to put an added stress on their decision by telling them this.
So friend if you're reading this think not of the trauma/pain/anguish/sheer terror I'd have to suffer at the hands of my wife, think of yourself, think of the cheap ciggies/vodka/food, and whatever your decision please know that I will be always here for you, well at least until my imminent death (which won't be long if I'm left at me Mrs hands)
Run away with him then Mrs can't kill you "
what makes you think it's a him?
And now me Mr's knows your cunning plan, and because of this she's just made sure my passport is up to date |
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"I've made a true friend, and although I never imagined they would become a friend most definitely they have. There have undoubtedly been times in my life where if not for their sage advice/friendly ear I don't know where I'd be.
My friend is facing a choice which may involve leaving the country for foreign climes due to work. I don't want them to go, I'd miss them, but I'd hate to put an added stress on their decision by telling them this.
So friend if you're reading this think not of the trauma/pain/anguish/sheer terror I'd have to suffer at the hands of my wife, think of yourself, think of the cheap ciggies/vodka/food, and whatever your decision please know that I will be always here for you, well at least until my imminent death (which won't be long if I'm left at me Mrs hands)
Run away with him then Mrs can't kill you
what makes you think it's a him?
And now me Mr's knows your cunning plan, and because of this she's just made sure my passport is up to date"
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I think your wife is paying said friend to go to do the 'deed'
#RIP 