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I was taking my trolley back in Home Bargains earlier and my fucking flip flop snapped clean off half way across the car park in the pissing down rain so I had to sort of half shuffle/drag my leg behind me then I gave the fuck up and took it off and went barefoot.
I then had the dilemma of going to Tesco in such dire straits to do the Dark Fruits run so I could call for a few jars with my mate. So being the trooper that I am I did said booze run in a lone left flip flop, and picked up a new pair when I was in there then the bloody women by the till didn't have a scissors for me to cut the elastic to separate them so I had to burn it with a lighter at the checkout, much to her disgust and my amusement.
Got to love Sundays 
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"I was in there then the bloody women by the till didn't have a scissors for me to cut the elastic to separate them so I had to burn it with a lighter at the checkout, much to her disgust and my amusement.
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So much for every little helps  |
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A heroic effort, bravo
I walked all the way back through town to my car the other week with one side of the arse (under the cheek) of my skinny jeggings completely ripped from the crack to other side of the cheek. I only realised when my bare arse hit the cold leather seat of my car... |
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"I was in there then the bloody women by the till didn't have a scissors for me to cut the elastic to separate them so I had to burn it with a lighter at the checkout, much to her disgust and my amusement.
So much for every little helps "
I reckon she had a scissors all along but wouldn't share as she was jealous as fuck that I was off to get smashed and she was stuck on the fucking till serving the fine population of Ystradgynlais for another 2 hours haha  |
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"I was taking my trolley back in Home Bargains earlier and my fucking flip flop snapped clean off half way across the car park in the pissing down rain so I had to sort of half shuffle/drag my leg behind me then I gave the fuck up and took it off and went barefoot.
I then had the dilemma of going to Tesco in such dire straits to do the Dark Fruits run so I could call for a few jars with my mate. So being the trooper that I am I did said booze run in a lone left flip flop, and picked up a new pair when I was in there then the bloody women by the till didn't have a scissors for me to cut the elastic to separate them so I had to burn it with a lighter at the checkout, much to her disgust and my amusement.
Got to love Sundays
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That is something that would happen to me 
Embarrassing moments are my middle name  |
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"I was taking my trolley back in Home Bargains earlier and my fucking flip flop snapped clean off half way across the car park in the pissing down rain so I had to sort of half shuffle/drag my leg behind me then I gave the fuck up and took it off and went barefoot.
I then had the dilemma of going to Tesco in such dire straits to do the Dark Fruits run so I could call for a few jars with my mate. So being the trooper that I am I did said booze run in a lone left flip flop, and picked up a new pair when I was in there then the bloody women by the till didn't have a scissors for me to cut the elastic to separate them so I had to burn it with a lighter at the checkout, much to her disgust and my amusement.
Got to love Sundays
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Sounds pretty standard for Neath |
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"I was taking my trolley back in Home Bargains earlier and my fucking flip flop snapped clean off half way across the car park in the pissing down rain so I had to sort of half shuffle/drag my leg behind me then I gave the fuck up and took it off and went barefoot.
I then had the dilemma of going to Tesco in such dire straits to do the Dark Fruits run so I could call for a few jars with my mate. So being the trooper that I am I did said booze run in a lone left flip flop, and picked up a new pair when I was in there then the bloody women by the till didn't have a scissors for me to cut the elastic to separate them so I had to burn it with a lighter at the checkout, much to her disgust and my amusement.
Got to love Sundays
Sounds pretty standard for Neath "
To be fair to the fine people of the town of Neath, this unfortunate occurence took place in the picturesque location of Ystradgynlais |
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"I was taking my trolley back in Home Bargains earlier and my fucking flip flop snapped clean off half way across the car park in the pissing down rain so I had to sort of half shuffle/drag my leg behind me then I gave the fuck up and took it off and went barefoot.
I then had the dilemma of going to Tesco in such dire straits to do the Dark Fruits run so I could call for a few jars with my mate. So being the trooper that I am I did said booze run in a lone left flip flop, and picked up a new pair when I was in there then the bloody women by the till didn't have a scissors for me to cut the elastic to separate them so I had to burn it with a lighter at the checkout, much to her disgust and my amusement.
Got to love Sundays
Sounds pretty standard for Neath
To be fair to the fine people of the town of Neath, this unfortunate occurence took place in the picturesque location of Ystradgynlais "
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"That's my girl
You know me, I'd walk around Tesco naked for my Dark Fruits. Shoeless was nothing "
Fuck I'd watch that
Out this morning with my son and daughter in law, she was walking on my blind side so after I walked into her twice crossing the car park I swapped to walk beside my son. Fuck me crossing behind him one stride I caught one of his trainers the next i hit the other.
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I was staying at hotel and got up in the middle of the night for a slash.. in my sleepy daze i finished up and closed the door behind me.. only to fully wake up in the corridor outside my room bollock naked..
Went sheepishly to reception, nobody there (unmanned) and ended up lurking about for an hour till I found my work colleagues name and room number behind the reception desk and gave him a 3am wake up call he will never forget... In all firness he didnt ask, just threw a blanket at me and went back to sleep..
Mr foof.. |
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"I was staying at hotel and got up in the middle of the night for a slash.. in my sleepy daze i finished up and closed the door behind me.. only to fully wake up in the corridor outside my room bollock naked..
Went sheepishly to reception, nobody there (unmanned) and ended up lurking about for an hour till I found my work colleagues name and room number behind the reception desk and gave him a 3am wake up call he will never forget... In all firness he didnt ask, just threw a blanket at me and went back to sleep..
Mr foof.. "
Similar happened to me after a Bridgend social
I had a little vest on but that was it, dim knickers.
And the poor woman at reception had to escort me back as I had no clue what room I had come from
Fucking shamed |
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"That's my girl
You know me, I'd walk around Tesco naked for my Dark Fruits. Shoeless was nothing
This is why I love you "
I love you too
Come over and bum me?? |
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Similar happened to me after a Bridgend social
I had a little vest on but that was it, dim knickers.
And the poor woman at reception had to escort me back as I had no clue what room I had come from
Fucking shamed "
I fashioned a skirt ot of a newspaper, I think this alarmed my buddy more than anything else..
Yeah I got so d*unk at a christmas do once in an extreamly posh hotel the staff there had too escort me back to my room.. I think i even took a bottle of wine off the ale as i went to bed and they just left me to it.. I wasn't invited tot he next one :/
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Anyway your a youngster and a survivor 
