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over a year ago
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#1 Packets of bacon. They put that enticing little tab in the corner then weld the rest on with some sort of industrial glue that a full grown chimpanzee would struggle with. Come on supermarkets, what's going on, we're not all wannabe vegetarians! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Energy drinks, when it takes more energy to unscrew those poxy plastic lids than is actually contained in the drink within the bottle. Thanks Lucozade...!  |
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"Making lids on tablets so tricky.. I know it's for children's safety but I am 24 and can never open them
Mrs"
My mother used to saw the end off a bottle of bleach with a bread knife because she couldn't open the top....so much for the fucking elf.... |
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...and that time in the gents toilet.....(no, not THAT time )
I turned round to wash my hands in the basin...tripped over one of those bloody stupid yellow billboard thingies some idiot leaves in the middle of the floor to warn you not to slip...cracks my skull on the said fucking washbasin.
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When things only come in packs of four, but there's five, sometimes six in the family, so you have to buy two of the item but you just know that there's going to be riots over who has the remaining two.
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Fucking scissors.
You can never find a pair in the house when you need one, so you go and buy a new pair.
You take it home, shiny, in its nice blister pack.... a pack designed to show off your new purchase to perfection... a pack designed by the fucking devil himself... a pack so hard to get into that you ended risking death or permanent disfigurement by eventually reaching for the biggest, sharpest, pointiest, most deadly fucking knife in the house as you descend into a mad frenzy of stabbing to open the pack... bastards!!!   |
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#2. We had a mouse in the kitchen so having set one of these so called humane traps and caught a young mousey overnight we proceeded to release it on the rear lawn in the morning only for next doors cat to leap out of some undergrowth and run off with it still squeaking. So not only are you responsible for murdering small furry animals you have now taken to upsetting teenage daughters, thanks Rentokil! (other pest control manufacturers are available). |
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