Leaving the sofa

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To go to the fridge

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To go upstairs.....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To go upstairs....."

Oo I say

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't go to the fridge I'll miss you far far far far too much

If ya do fetch me a can tho

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In bed n I'm staying here.

xxx

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To find 6 buff male toys, waiting and ready to play

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't go to the fridge I'll miss you far far far far too much

If ya do fetch me a can tho"

I can often be found lurking around the fridge

Not always my own

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To get a round in. Including bombs of the Jaeger type.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To drink cold from the fridge!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If this is a party.... Why wasn't I invited