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Funniest or Weirdest Sayings You've Heard?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, what's the funniest or strangest saying or quote you've heard?
One of the most oddest sayings I've heard someone say has to be -
"if it moves, fuck it.. If it doesn't move, fuck it till it does.."
Kinda odd, right?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thought it was a strange thing for someone to say, hence my gob smacked look when he said it...
By far one of the Weirdest things I heard, my girl mate spat her drink out..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Think this town would be perfect for necrophilia, majority of them walk around looking gormless and half dead as standard... Throw a bit of campness into the mix, too... |
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"That's not how necrophilia works"
I used to think Aussies were into Necrophilia, always banging on about "Cracking open a cold one"... didn't I feel foolish when my mate explained what they meant lol!  |
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"That's not how necrophilia works
I used to think Aussies were into Necrophilia, always banging on about "Cracking open a cold one"... didn't I feel foolish when my mate explained what they meant lol! "
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Some classics from my nan
'She'll rob your eyeballs and come back for your lashes'
'You're like a whore in a christening - everywhere'
Nosey? He'd stop a toffee wrapper blowing down the street and ask it where it's going
He'll sleep with anything, he'd do a cat if it had suspenders on
And anyone gay was called musical
chwarae teg mind she was a bit like Catherine Tates nan |
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"Some classics from my nan
'She'll rob your eyeballs and come back for your lashes'
'You're like a whore in a christening - everywhere'
Nosey? He'd stop a toffee wrapper blowing down the street and ask it where it's going
He'll sleep with anything, he'd do a cat if it had suspenders on
And anyone gay was called musical
chwarae teg mind she was a bit like Catherine Tates nan"
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