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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's some of the funniest Innuendos you've heard to date?!
Two of my favourite ones I've heard are..
"christ, it's really tight around my crotch" (referring to a tight skirt)
"watch what you're doing with that, it's long and hard as fuck.." (being told to be careful with a scaffolding pole)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two weeks I've had this red seesaw up my back passage (two old lady's talking about a present for grandchild that she been hiding from them lol) nearly choked on my tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two weeks I've had this red seesaw up my back passage (two old lady's talking about a present for grandchild that she been hiding from them lol) nearly choked on my tea"
BA HAHAHA! |
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over a year ago
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"it tastes lovely when it's thick and creamy"
(taken from bake off TV programme, referring to their made whipped cream)... I was the only one howling in the room.. |
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over a year ago
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"some weeks nick likes to use fanny, other weeks he likes to do it by himself"
Golf commentator ken brown discussing nick faldo and his caddie, fanny sunneson |
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Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners. |
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"Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners."
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