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Phrases that piss you off
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come say hi"
For some reason this drives me insane
I don't need to be told to come and say fucking hi
It kills the conversation before it's even started for me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't bite unless you ask me...!"
er - so you mean that you do bite?
Or are you just trying to sound clever - and missing by a mile...?
Always makes me cringe, roll my eyes up in despair, and move on rapidly...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wot u lookin 4..?" is such a deep, philosophical question...
I could either take an hour to answer fully...
... or copy-and-paste my entire Profile...
...or just ignore and keep telling myself that there must be intelligent life in the Universe - somewhere....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pmsl at the end of each sentence.
'huge cock on cam' ......very often it's true mind.
Great profile when what they really mean ' hope you don't mind me wanking over your pics'
The don't bite phrase too
Give me an hour and I'm sure I'll think of more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that contains the words 'nawty' or 'gawjus'... makes my skin crawl! Just spell the damn word properly! 
'How many tattoos have you got?' As if I've actually sat there and counted them.
I'm sure there are more, haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""fancy some fun"
To me this indicates they want to do a high speed trolley dash around Tesco...  "
Don't ever bend over a freezer in Tesco
PrinceFuckingCharming will be waiting for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""fancy some fun"
To me this indicates they want to do a high speed trolley dash around Tesco...
Don't ever bend over a freezer in Tesco
PrinceFuckingCharming will be waiting for you "
that's me buggered for my fries tomorrow then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""fancy some fun"
To me this indicates they want to do a high speed trolley dash around Tesco...
Don't ever bend over a freezer in Tesco
PrinceFuckingCharming will be waiting for you "
I think I'm banned from one Tesco in Newport for breaking somebody's heart haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I m in your area ? - how do you know where I live doh x"
Equally, ' I'm staying in a hotel near you bla bla bla'....for the record I'm not in Cardiff, Newport, Bridgend OR Swansea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What the hell does yolo mean?? Im clearly not down with it :/.
Ye that phrase i wont bite only if you ask me too or dont be shy come say hi.straight from a Christmas cracker |
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Not so much phrases although anything that would be classed as text speak or illiterate! For example when your profile states 'if you message please try and put some effort in, in order to stand out from the myriad of messages' so the individual manages 'Hows you doin' 'Hows you' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm bored, fancy a meet"
"I'm horny"
.... And recently....
"hey there big boy, fancy showing me a magic trick with that big wand"
Will have to practice pulling rabbits out of hats with my cock tbh... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Shame' fucks me right off, turn a guy down & they say that I want to punch them in the head aaargh. It's no shame that I'm living my life or choosing to spend time with those I care about & it's certainly no shame that I'm missing out on what's likely to be shit sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shame you live so far away..."
But I don't live far away, I live right here...
... it's you who lives so far away...!
Honestly, what's the point of stating the pointless and unavoidable obvious..?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What type of guy you into
aaarrgggg
No type just a good mutual connection!
Everyone has different things about them that I may or may not be attracted to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I m in your area ? - how do you know where I live doh x"
Ha, I hate that one too.
Cos Wales is just a few streets and shops isn't it?
And more to the point I don't have a location on my profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I m in your area ? - how do you know where I live doh x
Ha, I hate that one too.
Cos Wales is just a few streets and shops isn't it?
And more to the point I don't have a location on my profile "
And the burning question. ....... do we really live where we say?????   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh all of the above ! How we empathise ! Plus the following :
"Can't you make an exception in my case ".
From people who are the utter juxtaposition of what you state you seek on your profile .
Addressing us as a solo female when we are clearly nothing if the sort
I am bi and don't smoke when the profile clearly states they are a straight smoker
And our favourite : " hi babes I'll fuk both of yous girls but I don wan nofing to do wiv ur bloke ' cos I'm not bi an am probunly better n him anyway "
Yes of course you are in your own head that's why the two of us are screwing him not you !
Fab got to love it sometimes ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The all time worst has to be
"Love straight cock"
No you don't! Because if it was a straight cock you wouldn't be getting any. Clearly bi or at least curious big lad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The all time worst has to be
"Love straight cock"
No you don't! Because if it was a straight cock you wouldn't be getting any. Clearly bi or at least curious big lad "
I love straight cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What you doing? Come look after me l'm bored lying on the sofa.
Ny reply nah look after yaself....while ya at it have a wank keep your mind and hand happy! |
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By *eswillMan
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me
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That's fucking awesome. I'm gonna copy and paste that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me
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That's fucking awesome. I'm gonna copy and paste that. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I m in your area ? - how do you know where I live doh x
Ha, I hate that one too.
Cos Wales is just a few streets and shops isn't it?
And more to the point I don't have a location on my profile "
exactly i normally respond good for you - wales is nice this time of year try the tourist board for things to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not being funny....... But
Followed by a world class character assassination "
I love that one!
I'm.not being funny but..I'm going to be really funny here....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not being funny....... But
Followed by a world class character assassination
I love that one!
I'm.not being funny but..I'm going to be really funny here.... "
Im not being funny....but fucking hell nawty you are FAF |
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