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over a year ago
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What's made me giggle just now is a guy asking if I'd be interested in him and then when I replied and said no thanks - a bit to hairy for me, he sent a message saying 'thank fuk for that coz you're rough as fuk' .... cracks me up every time. The poor desperate twats !! |
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"Hahahahaha just when you think you've read it all you see a status up saying "sex me for a fiver" I mean really!!!!
What's made you giggle today?"
I seen that one...
I had one last week
"Pay for my taxi and I will come and fuck you".
Um think I will pass |
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"Hahahahaha just when you think you've read it all you see a status up saying "sex me for a fiver" I mean really!!!!
What's made you giggle today?
I seen that one...
I had one last week
"Pay for my taxi and I will come and fuck you".
Um think I will pass "
wow why do people even have a slight thought that that would work, very weird indeed |
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"Mine was being asked if they could pay me for my 'company'
Then the cheeky bastard ended with £20 and fuel costs.
I must be past my prime "
I'll buy you a Happy Meal if you fuck me up the bum over Tesco's freezer |
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"What's made me giggle just now is a guy asking if I'd be interested in him and then when I replied and said no thanks - a bit to hairy for me, he sent a message saying 'thank fuk for that coz you're rough as fuk' .... cracks me up every time. The poor desperate twats !!"
Awww I love these ones Rosie
sad ain't the word lol |
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"Mine was being asked if they could pay me for my 'company'
Then the cheeky bastard ended with £20 and fuel costs.
I must be past my prime
I'll buy you a Happy Meal if you fuck me up the bum over Tesco's freezer "
Share box of chicken nuggets and I'll pick you up in 20 mins. |
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"Mine was being asked if they could pay me for my 'company'
Then the cheeky bastard ended with £20 and fuel costs.
I must be past my prime
I'll buy you a Happy Meal if you fuck me up the bum over Tesco's freezer
Share box of chicken nuggets and I'll pick you up in 20 mins. "
Lmfao. You pair are brilliant |
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"Hahahahaha just when you think you've read it all you see a status up saying "sex me for a fiver" I mean really!!!!
What's made you giggle today?
I seen that one...
I had one last week
"Pay for my taxi and I will come and fuck you".
Um think I will pass "
I was jumping in the car to get to his for a fiver! Would of cost me more in petrol but hey sure its worth it! |
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"Mine was being asked if they could pay me for my 'company'
Then the cheeky bastard ended with £20 and fuel costs.
I must be past my prime
I'll buy you a Happy Meal if you fuck me up the bum over Tesco's freezer
Share box of chicken nuggets and I'll pick you up in 20 mins. "
Na sorry can't stretch to that
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"Women wanted to fuck my mr before he goes to prison...gotta be up there for status of the year so far "
my question would be what is he going down for ?
I suppose if it was murder he would be on remand ?
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"Mine was being asked if they could pay me for my 'company'
Then the cheeky bastard ended with £20 and fuel costs.
I must be past my prime
I'll buy you a Happy Meal if you fuck me up the bum over Tesco's freezer
Share box of chicken nuggets and I'll pick you up in 20 mins.
Na sorry can't stretch to that
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Well I won't be bumming you then.
It's chicken nuggets or nothing FFS. And a few dips. |
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"Mine was being asked if they could pay me for my 'company'
Then the cheeky bastard ended with £20 and fuel costs.
I must be past my prime
I'll buy you a Happy Meal if you fuck me up the bum over Tesco's freezer
Share box of chicken nuggets and I'll pick you up in 20 mins.
Na sorry can't stretch to that
Well I won't be bumming you then.
It's chicken nuggets or nothing FFS. And a few dips. "
Double dipping!? |
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"Just had a classic....
Asked to meet me I replied no thanks"
Then had all the normal abuse that I was fat and blocked before I could reply...
TWAT "
Some people moan about not getting a reply then when you do and it's not a yes they hurl abuse.
No pleasing some |
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Lol had a fantastic one the other day it started with .... What is ot your curious about which confused us then this ----
Fuckin ell you incapable of communication....now get out of my site
Then blocked us ()
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"Lol had a fantastic one the other day it started with .... What is ot your curious about which confused us then this ----
Fuckin ell you incapable of communication....now get out of my site
Then blocked us ()
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well it amused me |
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