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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Being a fan of sarcasm, even though it may be considered the lowest form of wit, would anyone care to offer thier very own sarcastic put downs, quotes or just general sarcastic remarks, winner wont get a prize at the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your going to be 2faced at least make one of then pretty.
Keep talking i always yawn when im tired.
has often looked at people and wondered, "Out of 10 million sperm, you were the fastest?
You not only fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch you managed to hit the stupid tree growing next to it also! Way to go winner...
...You may think your it... but in reality unfortunately your just the surviving part of what should have been running down your skanky mothers leg!!
Fake blond hair with dark brown roots, too much make-up, and dark orange skin, WOW Ur gorgeous
Personal Space... Understand the concept? No? OK...translation... You don't get in my face... I don't rip yours off
neva mind bein beated with the ugly stick, you look like you've been fuckin gang raped by the forest!!
what do you do when you see your ex boyfriend running round the garden covered in blood and screaming,,stay calm,, reload,, and shoot again
Someone snitched on us! The cops are looking for a sexy mother#$%^er and a retard... they caught me so grab your crayons and helmet and run lil buddy!
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By *lurmMan
over a year ago
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"If your going to be 2faced at least make one of then pretty.
Keep talking i always yawn when im tired.
has often looked at people and wondered, "Out of 10 million sperm, you were the fastest?
You not only fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch you managed to hit the stupid tree growing next to it also! Way to go winner...
...You may think your it... but in reality unfortunately your just the surviving part of what should have been running down your skanky mothers leg!!
Fake blond hair with dark brown roots, too much make-up, and dark orange skin, WOW Ur gorgeous
Personal Space... Understand the concept? No? OK...translation... You don't get in my face... I don't rip yours off
neva mind bein beated with the ugly stick, you look like you've been fuckin gang raped by the forest!!
what do you do when you see your ex boyfriend running round the garden covered in blood and screaming,,stay calm,, reload,, and shoot again
Someone snitched on us! The cops are looking for a sexy mother#$%^er and a retard... they caught me so grab your crayons and helmet and run lil buddy!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
When you were born something terrible happened, you lived.
You look like a professional blind date.
I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb.
Is your family happy, or do you go home at night? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol...ok we got a few for ya !!
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
If wit was shit, you would be constipated.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?  |
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"Ffs what i meant was on one of them is
"keep talking I always yawn when im interested"
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hillarious buns...keep um cumin im practisin..gota keep my witts bout me wen im in the company of sniffy....lol |
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