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over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows  "
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow |
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow :-
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I get it lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow "
Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.
You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow "
Hello everybody. .... My name's Dave and I'm from a little place in Wales called Skewen.
Let the Dave see the Skewen.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow
Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.
You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha "
There was one once remember??
Not long after that night in Cardiff?? It actually said Skewen and his name was Dave |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow
Hello everybody. .... My name's Dave and I'm from a little place in Wales called Skewen.
Let the Dave see the Skewen. "
Biggest village in Europe
Nothing little about Skewen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow
Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.
You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha
There was one once remember??
Not long after that night in Cardiff?? It actually said Skewen and his name was Dave"
Ah fuck yes!
He's obviously too busy to be on fab much cos he's a walking talking legend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow
Hello everybody. .... My name's Dave and I'm from a little place in Wales called Skewen.
Let the Dave see the Skewen.
Biggest village in Europe
Nothing little about Skewen "
Got to go full hog,changed my place name too. No Skewen no viewing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow
Hello everybody. .... My name's Dave and I'm from a little place in Wales called Skewen.
Let the Dave see the Skewen.
Biggest village in Europe
Nothing little about Skewen
Got to go full hog,changed my place name too. No Skewen no viewing "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow
Hello everybody. .... My name's Dave and I'm from a little place in Wales called Skewen.
Let the Dave see the Skewen.
Biggest village in Europe
Nothing little about Skewen
Got to go full hog,changed my place name too. No Skewen no viewing "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C'mon _eepndark join in. Its got to be deepnDave or Davendark. We will give you an option lol 
LOVE DeepnDave "
Fucking trust you. How about Davenfelix?? lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck me think I've pissed myself
Come on now Dave
That's not a very Dave'ly thing to do  "
I deeply apologise for bringing Daves into disrepute. I shall take whatever punishment the court of Daves hand down.And say 20 hail Daves.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ain't changing mine cos I only have one left for this year lol or I'd deffo be deepthroatDave"
Haha. You're most certainly deepthroatDave
I'm sure you could handle being a Dave for a year, it's so enthralling being a Dave.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.
1) Be a decent upstanding person
2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!
3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'
4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).
5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.
6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.
7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.
8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.
1) Be a decent upstanding person
2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!
3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'
4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).
5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.
6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.
7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.
8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck."
Oi Dave i need some thing erecting....  |
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over a year ago
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"How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.
1) Be a decent upstanding person
2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!
3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'
4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).
5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.
6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.
7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.
8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck."
Daves love Justin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.
1) Be a decent upstanding person
2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!
3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'
4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).
5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.
6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.
7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.
8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck."
Any Dave that is found in breech of any of the above,will be stripped of their Davehood and underwear with immediate effect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.
1) Be a decent upstanding person
2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!
3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'
4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).
5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.
6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.
7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.
8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck.Oi Dave i need some thing erecting.... "
Scaffolding? ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow
Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.
You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha "
Well I found him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow
Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.
You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha
Well I found him "
One of us needs to fuck him but I don't want to  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow
Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.
You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha
Well I found him
One of us needs to fuck him but I don't want to "
I nominate Dave  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.
1) Be a decent upstanding person
2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!
3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'
4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).
5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.
6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.
7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.
8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck.Oi Dave i need some thing erecting.... "
A cross in your play room  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow
Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.
You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha
Well I found him
One of us needs to fuck him but I don't want to
I nominate Dave "
Yes me too, else he just can't be a Dave |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have any of you ever met Dave the rave from Abercrave?
Nice little place Abercrave, just up the road from me
It's where Dave the rave lives."
Not far from his Skewen based cousin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any fellow Daves in the house??
My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.
Dave is obviously a good cat "
However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave |
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over a year ago
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"Any fellow Daves in the house??
My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.
Dave is obviously a good cat
However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave "
Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any fellow Daves in the house??
My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.
Dave is obviously a good cat
However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave "
Rules is rules! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any fellow Daves in the house??
My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.
Dave is obviously a good cat
However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave
Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell?? "
A cat would be allowed to scram his back instead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any fellow Daves in the house??
My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.
Dave is obviously a good cat
However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave
Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell??
A cat would be allowed to scram his back instead "
Surely that's cheating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any fellow Daves in the house??
My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.
Dave is obviously a good cat
However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave
Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell??
A cat would be allowed to scram his back instead
Surely that's cheating "
ha, well I wanna finger blast him with King kongs finger, pain is pain. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any fellow Daves in the house??
My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.
Dave is obviously a good cat
However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave
Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell??
A cat would be allowed to scram his back instead
Surely that's cheating
ha, well I wanna finger blast him with King kongs finger, pain is pain. "
How could you want to hurt Justin??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any fellow Daves in the house??
My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.
Dave is obviously a good cat
However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave
Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell??
A cat would be allowed to scram his back instead
Surely that's cheating
ha, well I wanna finger blast him with King kongs finger, pain is pain.
How could you want to hurt Justin?? "
I've always thought song should go.... 'Baby baby baby OUCH' |
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over a year ago
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"The laws of Dave were introduced for a reason,if we start making allowances,I'm sure we are all aware as to where it will lead. Pure bedlam. "
Correct
Pussys cannot be exempt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The laws of Dave were introduced for a reason,if we start making allowances,I'm sure we are all aware as to where it will lead. Pure bedlam.
Correct
Pussys cannot be exempt "
Not in the slightest. Dave flower has even had a new tatt. In honour of the Dave empire. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yea got a Dave here lol.
Welcome Dave.
Don't forget the rules of Dave club "
First off were do I get my name badge lol.
2) finger blast the dik bieber in the face
3) Welsh name for skewen is sqiwen. Same area as port Talbot in west glam and was once an industrial village lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yea got a Dave here lol.
Welcome Dave.
Don't forget the rules of Dave club
First off were do I get my name badge lol.
2) finger blast the dik bieber in the face
3) Welsh name for skewen is sqiwen. Same area as port Talbot in west glam and was once an industrial village lol.. "
Badge will be posted after the initiation ceremony |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yea got a Dave here lol.
Welcome Dave.
Don't forget the rules of Dave club
First off were do I get my name badge lol.
2) finger blast the dik bieber in the face
3) Welsh name for skewen is sqiwen. Same area as port Talbot in west glam and was once an industrial village lol..
Badge will be posted after the initiation ceremony "
tidyy |
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over a year ago
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Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P. |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P. "
Fucking brilliant,we in shares?? |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares?? "
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners "
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over a year ago
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P. "
Can I be in the film version?? |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners "
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave??? |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave??? "
He wrecks everything
He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me
Boohoo nasty Dave |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???
He wrecks everything
He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me
Boohoo nasty Dave"
You would think Dave would share them with you lol |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???
He wrecks everything
He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me
Boohoo nasty Dave
You would think Dave would share them with you lol"
Prince Dave is a selfish man
Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts
Shaneful  |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???
He wrecks everything
He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me
Boohoo nasty Dave
You would think Dave would share them with you lol
Prince Dave is a selfish man
Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts
Shaneful "
I'm an angel mun
And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.
It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???
He wrecks everything
He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me
Boohoo nasty Dave
You would think Dave would share them with you lol
Prince Dave is a selfish man
Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts
Shaneful
I'm an angel mun
And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.
It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something "
Yea but can't you at least let me have a few of them before you please PrinceDave?? |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???
He wrecks everything
He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me
Boohoo nasty Dave
You would think Dave would share them with you lol
Prince Dave is a selfish man
Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts
Shaneful
I'm an angel mun
And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.
It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something
Yea but can't you at least let me have a few of them before you please PrinceDave??"
I let you have Dai with a big dick mun
But ok, I'm being a good princely c%#t this week and not playing. Haha |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???
He wrecks everything
He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me
Boohoo nasty Dave
You would think Dave would share them with you lol
Prince Dave is a selfish man
Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts
Shaneful
I'm an angel mun
And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.
It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something
Yea but can't you at least let me have a few of them before you please PrinceDave??
I let you have Dai with a big dick mun
But ok, I'm being a good princely c%#t this week and not playing. Haha "
Oh best I get into action this week then |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???
He wrecks everything
He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me
Boohoo nasty Dave
You would think Dave would share them with you lol
Prince Dave is a selfish man
Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts
Shaneful
I'm an angel mun
And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.
It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something
Yea but can't you at least let me have a few of them before you please PrinceDave??
I let you have Dai with a big dick mun
But ok, I'm being a good princely c%#t this week and not playing. Haha
Oh best I get into action this week then "
Be quick! I'm horny haha |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???
He wrecks everything
He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me
Boohoo nasty Dave
You would think Dave would share them with you lol
Prince Dave is a selfish man
Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts
Shaneful
I'm an angel mun
And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.
It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something
Yea but can't you at least let me have a few of them before you please PrinceDave??
I let you have Dai with a big dick mun
But ok, I'm being a good princely c%#t this week and not playing. Haha
Oh best I get into action this week then
Be quick! I'm horny haha "
And lay off my hottie from Llanello please
I know your game Dave |
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"Let's get reaaaaady to rumbleeeeeee hahaha!
I am not fighting with PrinceFuckingDave over you
He will win easilly
He will buy you a chicken mayo "
Shame I don't like white stuff hahaha |
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"Let's get reaaaaady to rumbleeeeeee hahaha!
I am not fighting with PrinceFuckingDave over you
He will win easilly
He will buy you a chicken mayo
Shame I don't like white stuff hahaha"
Better tell Prince Dave that |
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"Let's get reaaaaady to rumbleeeeeee hahaha!
I am not fighting with PrinceFuckingDave over you
He will win easilly
He will buy you a chicken mayo
Shame I don't like white stuff hahaha
Better tell Prince Dave that "
We won't tell him yet it will be better than you banning him from your social so you can have me haha |
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"Let's get reaaaaady to rumbleeeeeee hahaha!
I am not fighting with PrinceFuckingDave over you
He will win easilly
He will buy you a chicken mayo
Shame I don't like white stuff hahaha
Better tell Prince Dave that "
I buy the special ones chicken nuggets.
Think they call that 'upping your game' hahaha |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Fucking brilliant,we in shares??
Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners
Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???
He wrecks everything
He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me
Boohoo nasty Dave"
All Daves are sound,it's a requirement. |
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"Guess what channel I'm watching??
The best one ever!
No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think
Gullible Dave "
Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy |
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"Guess what channel I'm watching??
The best one ever!
No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think
Gullible Dave
Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy "
Or porn  |
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"Guess what channel I'm watching??
The best one ever!
No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think
Gullible Dave
Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy
Or porn "
Depends if you're in good company or not |
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"Guess what channel I'm watching??
The best one ever!
No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think
Gullible Dave
Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy
Or porn
Depends if you're in good company or not "
He does not want your company thankyou very much David |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guess what channel I'm watching??
The best one ever!
No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think
Gullible Dave
Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy
Or porn
Depends if you're in good company or not
He does not want your company thankyou very much David"
Love it when you call me David makes my cock dribble |
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"Guess what channel I'm watching??
The best one ever!
No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think
Gullible Dave
Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy
Or porn
Depends if you're in good company or not
He does not want your company thankyou very much David
Love it when you call me David makes my cock dribble "
Oo I say!! |
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"You two are brilliant hahaha!!
You will end up like this one day bach
It's what years of Fabbing does to you "
True story I was sane before, well, I think I was anyway |
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"You two are brilliant hahaha!!
You will end up like this one day bach
It's what years of Fabbing does to you
True story I was sane before, well, I think I was anyway "
I was normal til I met you Dave
Now....scarred for life |
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"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.
Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.
It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.
Can I be in the film version??"
I'd watch that |
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"You two are brilliant hahaha!!
You will end up like this one day bach
It's what years of Fabbing does to you
True story I was sane before, well, I think I was anyway
I was normal til I met you Dave
Now....scarred for life "
Just rude! We only clicked cos you're clinically insane like myself |
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Cardiff last night. Absolutely swarming with Dave's. And a little Chinese bloke looking for Dave. He was walking quite awkwardly, think his name was Felix. |
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"Cardiff last night. Absolutely swarming with Dave's. And a little Chinese bloke looking for Dave. He was walking quite awkwardly, think his name was Felix. "
I've been nowhere near cardiff and I'm sure he'd have had physiotherapy by now haha. |
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"Cardiff last night. Absolutely swarming with Dave's. And a little Chinese bloke looking for Dave. He was walking quite awkwardly, think his name was Felix.
I've been nowhere near cardiff and I'm sure he'd have had physiotherapy by now haha.
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I chuckled all night,just thinking about the two Daves |
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"Breaking the rules - offered a fitty a Big Mac
David!!!! You will go to such great lengths for an unused arse "
What's a guy suppose to do mun.
Can't let it be thought I just wanna bum him.
A night with Dave is suppose to be an experience. |
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"I'm here!
Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.
I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows
I'm fucking hysterical by here
I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow "
Well Dave, I guess this thread become popular as fuck. Think it's in the top 3. Congratulations fellow Daves we have achieved something very big. |
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"Well Dave's, it's been fun being a Dave for the week.
I've learned so much about life as a Dave.
Who knows, I may even become a Dave in the future "
Thanks for taking the time to experience a week in my shoes. |
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Aww I sort of wanted to stay a Dave forever but the constant allegations of being an actual resident of Skewen was too much to bare any longer. Over and out Daves |
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"Aww I sort of wanted to stay a Dave forever but the constant allegations of being an actual resident of Skewen was too much to bare any longer. Over and out Daves
This was brilliant xx
Ffs aww the good old days Dave
We never did pull off the Skewen cafe social "
Didn't want to outdo all other socials butt.....it would of been massive xx |
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