FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > Wales > I HAD to post this gem....

I HAD to post this gem....

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So yesterday I got chatting to a guy on another site. He sent me the first message. We hit it off straight away. After some messaging we moved over to whatsapp. Here I was told he found me very pretty and funny and lovely etc, I was then asked out for a coffee.

He then went on to say something along the lines of " just before we arrange I need to ask you a brutal question. It may sound shallow but it's one of my things "

He went on to say " a friend of mine met someone off tinder recently who only had face pics and when he met her she was enormous!!! He felt really lied to and I'm now very weary "

I responded by saying that obviously we all have a different idea of what enormous is, so I asked the question, just how enormous was she. To which the response was...

" enormous! I think she was like a size 16 "

There really is no hope

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so only an average woman these days.

As you say no hope.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"so only an average woman these days.

As you say no hope."

Average is 14/16... No wait... It's enormous!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elsh_lass74Woman  over a year ago

South Wales

No bloody hope for me then

Think I need to hang up my swinging boots then

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody hell lm gigantic then! Not a hope on hell for me lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *heep2405Man  over a year ago

Newport


"No bloody hope for me then

Think I need to hang up my swinging boots then "

Don't you bloody dare.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elsh_lass74Woman  over a year ago

South Wales


"No bloody hope for me then

Think I need to hang up my swinging boots then

Don't you bloody dare. "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hes loss op

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol I'd be enormous then!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yep! I'm enormous too!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well then maybe we should start a site called fatswingers

As I'm sure probably half the ladies I've met are 14+

I hope you replied with can I be brutal and ask how big your cock is as last guy was only 7 and I felt lied to as I thought we was average which is 9 ha ha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He was average sorry not we was ha ha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Well then maybe we should start a site called fatswingers

As I'm sure probably half the ladies I've met are 14+

I hope you replied with can I be brutal and ask how big your cock is as last guy was only 7 and I felt lied to as I thought we was average which is 9 ha ha "

Good response for him!

Well I'm off the bloody charts then!! Mahooosive!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

better delete my profile ...fuck off and have liposuction ..total body remodelling and then re join ...but joining fats wingers could be less painful ...lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well then maybe we should start a site called fatswingers

As I'm sure probably half the ladies I've met are 14+

I hope you replied with can I be brutal and ask how big your cock is as last guy was only 7 and I felt lied to as I thought we was average which is 9 ha ha

Good response for him!

Well I'm off the bloody charts then!! Mahooosive!"

Listen to me now my little chubs

There is always a place for you on fatswingers

You can even be a mod if you want and ban all the men with less the average cocks ha ha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well then maybe we should start a site called fatswingers

As I'm sure probably half the ladies I've met are 14+

I hope you replied with can I be brutal and ask how big your cock is as last guy was only 7 and I felt lied to as I thought we was average which is 9 ha ha

Good response for him!

Well I'm off the bloody charts then!! Mahooosive!

Listen to me now my little chubs

There is always a place for you on fatswingers

You can even be a mod if you want and ban all the men with less the average cocks ha ha "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I join too??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmm if he doesn't want all the curvy girls I'll happily take them all Peachy x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Well then maybe we should start a site called fatswingers

As I'm sure probably half the ladies I've met are 14+

I hope you replied with can I be brutal and ask how big your cock is as last guy was only 7 and I felt lied to as I thought we was average which is 9 ha ha

Good response for him!

Well I'm off the bloody charts then!! Mahooosive!

Listen to me now my little chubs

There is always a place for you on fatswingers

You can even be a mod if you want and ban all the men with less the average cocks ha ha "

Deal!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Mmmmm if he doesn't want all the curvy girls I'll happily take them all Peachy x"

Peachy we're yours lol I'd rather a nice polite lady to a ignoramous knob any day!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *randMrsHorny24Couple  over a year ago

South wales

I must be enormous too then as I'm a size 14/16

Mrs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm shocked to discover this site is full of fat people

You all need to have a mass orgy at least twice a week to work off the weight

If interested please leave your name and bank details below and I will get a few personal trainers on board ha ha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *randMrsHorny24Couple  over a year ago

South wales

Ooo orgy sounds fun

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eepndarkMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Holy crap. I can only assume he had no idea about sizes. Muppet.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They must have used a crane to bring her too the meet ???????? are you sure it was a man or maybe it was a daddy long legs ???????????

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *3xymamaWoman  over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"I'm shocked to discover this site is full of fat people

You all need to have a mass orgy at least twice a week to work off the weight

If interested please leave your name and bank details below and I will get a few personal trainers on board ha ha "

Count me in! The only personal trainers I want though have to be sexy, with a decent size cock. The only workout I want is of a sexual kind lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Didn't you think when he said his name was peperami ???????????????

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They must have used a crane to bring her too the meet ???????? are you sure it was a man or maybe it was a daddy long legs ???????????"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mmmmm if he doesn't want all the curvy girls I'll happily take them all Peachy x

Peachy we're yours lol I'd rather a nice polite lady to a ignoramous knob any day!"

Form an orderly queue ladies

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So yesterday I got chatting to a guy on another site. He sent me the first message. We hit it off straight away. After some messaging we moved over to whatsapp. Here I was told he found me very pretty and funny and lovely etc, I was then asked out for a coffee.

He then went on to say something along the lines of " just before we arrange I need to ask you a brutal question. It may sound shallow but it's one of my things "

He went on to say " a friend of mine met someone off tinder recently who only had face pics and when he met her she was enormous!!! He felt really lied to and I'm now very weary "

I responded by saying that obviously we all have a different idea of what enormous is, so I asked the question, just how enormous was she. To which the response was...

" enormous! I think she was like a size 16 "

There really is no hope "

The guy is obviously he is one of three things

1) deluded and not got a clue full stop

2) doesn't know woman's sizing s so hasn't got s clue

3) so shallow that he hadn't got a clue!!

But I guess you are all guilty of what he has done here...,

How many of you have traded messages with guys on here got on really well and thought he's a really nice guy..., then requested a picture and then dropped the conversation like a hot stone because he's not your type!!

Obviously this guy is a gobshite as anybody who knows clitgirl knows she's a beautiful person inside and out xxxx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It want to do with looks it was about size

And yeah I'm sure we have all done that

But this is a sex site if we aren't attracted to someone are we expected to continue to talk to them and maybe even have sex

Just because they are a nice people who can hold a conversation

Call me shallow Hal

But for me there must be a physical attraction and I like a good personality as well so you can chat and have a laugh (About my weight or his penis size) ha ha

But if the guy things 14-16 is enormous he needs a reality check

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh dear god!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ilthyfucks69Couple  over a year ago

Neverland


"Mmmmm if he doesn't want all the curvy girls I'll happily take them all Peachy x

Peachy we're yours lol I'd rather a nice polite lady to a ignoramous knob any day!

Form an orderly queue ladies "

queueing patiently

mrs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well their was me thinking a 16 was just more to man handle

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Robyn Lawler just became a Victoria secrets model at size 16

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Robyn Lawler just became a Victoria secrets model at size 16

"

Fat bitch lol

I for one love my curves

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absolutely love curves on a woman hasn't he seen Marilyn Monroe 14/16 lush xxx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Absolutely love curves on a woman hasn't he seen Marilyn Monroe 14/16 lush xxx"

He's probably more a Marilyn Manson than Munroe

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Robyn Lawler just became a Victoria secrets model at size 16

Fat bitch lol

I for one love my curves "

And Sports illustrated have used Ashley Graham and Philomena Kwao in their bikini issue swimsuits for all, oh and they've included Nicola Griffin who's 56.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ovis69 and green eyesMan  over a year ago

valleys


"I'm shocked to discover this site is full of fat people

You all need to have a mass orgy at least twice a week to work off the weight

If interested please leave your name and bank details below and I will get a few personal trainers on board ha ha "

Mmm I'll be there, running the risk of being banned for being too small .

& anyway your all hot in my book "no one likes to cwtch a stick!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It want to do with looks it was about size

And yeah I'm sure we have all done that

But this is a sex site if we aren't attracted to someone are we expected to continue to talk to them and maybe even have sex

Just because they are a nice people who can hold a conversation

Call me shallow Hal

But for me there must be a physical attraction and I like a good personality as well so you can chat and have a laugh (About my weight or his penis size) ha ha

But if the guy things 14-16 is enormous he needs a reality check "

My point exactly and this shallow Hal had an issue with weight wrongly obviously

But that was his thing

At least he mentioned it up front and never had the girl turn up on a date before being a prick!!

I believe the OP said it wasn't this site probably POF because if you look at her profile ( well normally) when she shows pictures she is a stunning looking girl.

And as for bring a sex site you are right and when you see some bodies pic and you don't like them maybe that's were you leave it not swap numbers, what's app etc

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0781

0.0156