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Strangest things you have found in your cleavage
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was feeding my lizard earlier and wasn't taking a lot of notice but a stray locust must have dive bombed down my top as about 10 minutes later I was laying on the couch and the fucker jumped out and frightened the shit out of me. Traumatised   |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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I have a habit of keeping my phone in my bra and on one occasion I took off my bra and my phone was stuck to the side of my boob - luckily I was standing next to the bed so it bounced harmlessly on the duvet but I had completely forgot it was there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a habit of keeping my phone in my bra and on one occasion I took off my bra and my phone was stuck to the side of my boob - luckily I was standing next to the bed so it bounced harmlessly on the duvet but I had completely forgot it was there "
I thought I was the only one who did this lol, also tend to put pens or my ecig there when I'm pottering around the house and forget where they are until much later |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I have a habit of keeping my phone in my bra and on one occasion I took off my bra and my phone was stuck to the side of my boob - luckily I was standing next to the bed so it bounced harmlessly on the duvet but I had completely forgot it was there
I thought I was the only one who did this lol, also tend to put pens or my ecig there when I'm pottering around the house and forget where they are until much later "
Or money for when I am just running into the supermarket and I have to frisk myself by the till  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a habit of keeping my phone in my bra and on one occasion I took off my bra and my phone was stuck to the side of my boob - luckily I was standing next to the bed so it bounced harmlessly on the duvet but I had completely forgot it was there
I thought I was the only one who did this lol, also tend to put pens or my ecig there when I'm pottering around the house and forget where they are until much later
Or money for when I am just running into the supermarket and I have to frisk myself by the till "
Haha, yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" You girls are single handedly destroying my passion for a nice cleavage
It could be worse....guys could be telling you what they found  "
Much more Xmas food and I'll have cleverage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bottle of lager, a bottle of wine, money, my phone.
It's like another handbag for me lol you can find all sorts down there! It's remembering where you out them.
I usually get the bits of melted chocolate and crumbs too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was feeding my lizard earlier and wasn't taking a lot of notice but a stray locust must have dive bombed down my top as about 10 minutes later I was laying on the couch and the fucker jumped out and frightened the shit out of me. Traumatised "
Well whilst on holiday years ago in Portugal swimming in the sea and a fish about 6 or 7 inches long jumped up and landed in my cleavage as it was moving around my tits were wobbling all over the place much to the delight of the local fishermen ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just to say though, I worked in a shop when I was younger and boob money is nasty.
Many a sweaty sodden £10 was fished out from bra's and never by someone who's boobs you'd like to see  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was feeding my lizard earlier and wasn't taking a lot of notice but a stray locust must have dive bombed down my top as about 10 minutes later I was laying on the couch and the fucker jumped out and frightened the shit out of me. Traumatised
Well whilst on holiday years ago in Portugal swimming in the sea and a fish about 6 or 7 inches long jumped up and landed in my cleavage as it was moving around my tits were wobbling all over the place much to the delight of the local fishermen ha "
For some bizarre reason I'd like to have seen that some of you sound like you have cleavages bigger than the black hole of calcutta! ! Health and safety need to be informed. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"Just to say though, I worked in a shop when I was younger and boob money is nasty.
Many a sweaty sodden £10 was fished out from bra's and never by someone who's boobs you'd like to see "
That's me told |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just to say though, I worked in a shop when I was younger and boob money is nasty.
Many a sweaty sodden £10 was fished out from bra's and never by someone who's boobs you'd like to see
That's me told "
Not aimed at you in particular
Chavs with sock money and crotch money is just as bad so it's not just you ladies.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I absolutely love this thread. Some of the replies really made me chuckle 
I can't beat the locust but I did find a piece of batter from my lunchtime sausage nestled in my cleavage. It was still crunchy too |
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"I absolutely love this thread. Some of the replies really made me chuckle
I can't beat the locust but I did find a piece of batter from my lunchtime sausage nestled in my cleavage. It was still crunchy too
Aww god you ate it?? "
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