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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One of my goldfish had popped it's clogs so has gone to the big fishy heaven in the toilet. Am hoping to find a very similar looking replacement tomorrow before the tribe notice it's gone otherwise be riots here. No real point to this thread but there we go   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just be thankful its not a Norwegian Blue
You wouldnt believe the trouble I had trying to convince the petshop owner it was dead  "
Parrot?? I'd never manage to flush the cunt down the toilet |
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I read somewhere that vets are now advising the best cure for all ailments affecting small animals, like pet hamsters etc is a new operation in which the original is surgically removed under anaesthetic and a new one transplanted in its place...apparently it has the added bonus of extending the pet's life by extra months or years. Most children readily accept any change in behaviour, colour or even sex as a normal side effect of the treatment |
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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago
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In all fairness kids get used to pets passing away quite easily. Considering the fates that have befallen T's numerous rodents such us electrocution, drowning, squashing, cat food, ect the lucky ones die of old age (or stress). I wouldn't worry too much, just tell it as it is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In all fairness kids get used to pets passing away quite easily. Considering the fates that have befallen T's numerous rodents such us electrocution, drowning, squashing, cat food, ect the lucky ones die of old age (or stress). I wouldn't worry too much, just tell it as it is."
I already have a dumbo rat with a wonky head due to it having either had a ear infection or a suspected stroke. Seems quite happy though. I've only had the goldfish about a month so can't exactly claim old age on that one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they notice just say it's gone for holiday and will be back soon lol
Aww christ am howling
The last time one died they accused me of murder"
Did you pmsl 
On serious note just explain to them what happened. It's easier than just replacing it x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like an excellent excuse to go to the fun fair, to me. "
The one I won in the fair I have had for 2 and a half years
The friends I keep buying him from the shop never last long
Pity  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like an excellent excuse to go to the fun fair, to me.
The one I won in the fair I have had for 2 and a half years
The friends I keep buying him from the shop never last long
Pity "
I'll grab my air rifle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like an excellent excuse to go to the fun fair, to me.
The one I won in the fair I have had for 2 and a half years
The friends I keep buying him from the shop never last long
Pity
I'll grab my air rifle "
Bit extreme for a goldfish |
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"Sounds like an excellent excuse to go to the fun fair, to me.
The one I won in the fair I have had for 2 and a half years
The friends I keep buying him from the shop never last long
Pity
I'll grab my air rifle
Bit extreme for a goldfish "
Have you not seen jaws |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its a goldfish they all look alot alike should be an easy replacement 
Na it was unique I tell you"
Then it has to be the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth or if you have a cat blame the cat
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel your pain miss p
I had to replace a hamster once...
The kids didn't even bloody notice so showed how much notice they took "
yer but you replaced it with a horse  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well the youngest just asked the dreaded question... "where's my fish I can't see him in the tank??" I responded with about 2 minutes of awkward silence then tried to say he has gone on holiday, she asked where, I said to Swansea to visit his mate, she said no he hasn't. I said alrite he is dead and she doesn't believe that either. Is adament he is hiding in there somewhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well the youngest just asked the dreaded question... "where's my fish I can't see him in the tank??" I responded with about 2 minutes of awkward silence then tried to say he has gone on holiday, she asked where, I said to Swansea to visit his mate, she said no he hasn't. I said alrite he is dead and she doesn't believe that either. Is adament he is hiding in there somewhere "
Gone to Swansea to visit his mate.....
That's a classic even for you Miss P
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well the youngest just asked the dreaded question... "where's my fish I can't see him in the tank??" I responded with about 2 minutes of awkward silence then tried to say he has gone on holiday, she asked where, I said to Swansea to visit his mate, she said no he hasn't. I said alrite he is dead and she doesn't believe that either. Is adament he is hiding in there somewhere
Gone to Swansea to visit his mate.....
That's a classic even for you Miss P
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It just came out |
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