Nigella

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Waiting for a sexual innuendo. Mr W

By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

I'd let her handle my meat and two veg

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd let her handle my meat and two veg

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She's got her lips around a lamb rib! Mr W

By *oundahornMan over a year ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Is that a sausage in your pocket or are you glad to see me? ??

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is that a sausage in your pocket or are you glad to see me? ??"
She is more than welcome to make toad in the hole with me! Mr W

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i wouldn't mind buttering her muffin

By *naketongue1980Man over a year ago

brecon

I wouldn't mind scrambling her eggs while she whips up my cream.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You could both right scripts for her!