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"80 yr old finds his wife doing a handstand,naked against a wall.Shocked,he asks 'what are you doing?'she says ''I know u cant get it up,maybe u can drop it in!""
Old fella has been having trouble for a while so his wife takes him to the doctors for some tests. They get called back in for the results and the doctor says "Unfortunately it's inconclusive - it's either AIDS or Alzheimers"
The wife says "Well what the hell am I supposed to do now?"
To which the doctor replies "Drop him in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't fuck him" |
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." |
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