Not really a saying but did hear a great put down the other day. "Oh mate, tell your girlfriend to stop wearing different colou_ed lipstick. My cock's starting to look like a fucking rainbow."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic..

if brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not really a saying but did hear a great put down the other day. "Oh mate, tell your girlfriend to stop wearing different colou_ed lipstick. My cock's starting to look like a fucking rainbow." "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dull as dogshit

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By *ewie3Man over a year ago

Neath

I'd be up there like a rat up a drainpipe or get on it like a car bonnet

Beep beep I'm a jeep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why dont you slip into something more comfortable...... like a coma

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By *ewie3Man over a year ago

Neath

Life's too short enjoy every moment

Or god they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im not saying I dont like you but Id unplug your life support to charge my phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cock like a blind cobblers thumb

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I neither have the time or the crayons to explain this to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When boys have money they think there men when they have none there boys again .. Never tell your left hand what your right hands doing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha I'm a car

bop bop I'm a cop

so sorry I'm a lorry

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I neither have the time or the crayons to explain this to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I neither have the time or the crayons to explain this to you

Crap... Wrong last face.. Why do they have to be so close together?! They're like a set of siamese twins man... Stuck together like fuck....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life is like an egg, you either get laid or get smashed...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the 6 and you be the 9!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you think pussy tastes like shit then your licking to low...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red sky at night

Two for one in Tescos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Red sky at night

Two for one in Tescos"

two for one..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can only piss with the cock you got!

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By *naketongue1980Man over a year ago

brecon

In work using a hammer drill sds go balls deep !!! Lol

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By *naketongue1980Man over a year ago

brecon

Like a bulldog chewing on a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you dont drink,smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to your kids. Please pass me a ciggie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can I borrow a kiss ? I promise Ill give it back

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By *illen5Man over a year ago

Bath

Yes, of course I'm fat, your missus feeds me a biscuit every time I fuck her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U so ugly that the tide won't take you out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's so useless he could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She have seen more helmets than hitler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She got a face like a stuntmans knee

Shes been shot over more times than baghdad

Jeeeez is that your nose or are you growing a third arm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How can you be so dull with only one head?

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By *immyXXMan over a year ago

Pontypridd

Miss trecco bay,, everyone's been there

And obviously, not looking for single men???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he/she who dares wins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he/she who dares wins

Mange tout, mange tout

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By *iForNowXXMan over a year ago

Cardiff

She's dirtier than a Volkswagen exhaust

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By *izardsMan over a year ago

meadows

Tighter than a submarine door

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By *inky BunnyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/11/15 18:34:11]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'm going to get the biggest cunt i know to phone you and tell you your the biggest cunt he knows

I will be there now in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she sucks likes an Electrolux

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hole like the Watford Gap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's got more fingerprints on her arse than Scotland Yard have got

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Got a face like a robbers dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never rub another man's rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never rub another man's rhubarb

I fucking LOVE that film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never rub another man's rhubarb

I fucking LOVE that film "

Its a book ya nutter

You put the pictures to it in your mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This time next year Rodney!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where were you going when I saw you coming back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What colour is your black and white dog

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By *iForNowXXMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

up and down like a whore drawers

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By *illen5Man over a year ago

Bath

Are you trying to lush me up?

(It's a Bristol thing. It's what a wife might say, if hubbs brought her flowers)

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