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Mine was actually my first lol
met for drinks got along invited him back to mine
As you can imagine I was nervous as hell
Offered him a coffee while I was making it couldn't hear what he was saying
Said hang on can't hear you a min
No problem was his reply
Turned round there in front of me was my meet starkers
Lol in my kitchen
Now if it'd been now I'd have got to my knees
But as I'd never done anything like this before
And my kitchen blind wide open on a main rd I nearly
Burned his bits lol
Hence we both laughed
As he drank his coffee still nudeby the way
But it was a good ice breaker and ended up having great time   |
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Girl smelt funny. My ex put his hand down next to my head whist I was blowing him. I gave a funny look and stayed well away from her. Her partner and I had protected sex. She spat my ex's semen onto his brand new sofa. Next day I had thrush. Not so funny after that. |
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"Girl smelt funny. My ex put his hand down next to my head whist I was blowing him. I gave a funny look and stayed well away from her. Her partner and I had protected sex. She spat my ex's semen onto his brand new sofa. Next day I had thrush. Not so funny after that. "
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The couple we once met who had taken their dog dogging with them earlier that night. They always did apparently as he got lonely left at home. Tickled me |
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The funniest meet I've ever had to date was with a bi guy who promised to give the most awesome Bj going, said he was amazing at it...
When it got down to it, he managed to get my semi hard, then all of a sudden went completely floppy and couldn't get hard again...
Never had this problem with anyone else.. Just this one time lol!!
Another attempt at this a few days later resulted in exactly the same thing happening.. Just think my cock didn't like him... Pmsl!
Since then I've had further meets with other people (people who I know that aren't on site), and managed to stay hard for them the whole time.. Thought it was funny as hell!!
Here's a lesson I learnt.. If they say it'll be the best Bj in the world, don't believe them... Pmsl!! |
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I think the most embarrassing and funny meet was a few years back, I was up neat leeds doing a favour for a friend sat in a service station around 2am went on fab seen there was a party not to far away msg'd and got an invite , turned up met a few people chatted then went to see where all the action was, went into a dimly lite room body's everywhere before long was pulled over jeans down and was given a bj, about 10 mins late as I was still having this bj a guy came up to me and said thats my wife she gives one hell of a bj,, turns out this guy was my cousin from scotland and I just met his new wife lol what are the odds on that ,, we've never spoke about it, but when we have met at family gatherings we just laugh .. |
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"I think the most embarrassing and funny meet was a few years back, I was up neat leeds doing a favour for a friend sat in a service station around 2am went on fab seen there was a party not to far away msg'd and got an invite , turned up met a few people chatted then went to see where all the action was, went into a dimly lite room body's everywhere before long was pulled over jeans down and was given a bj, about 10 mins late as I was still having this bj a guy came up to me and said thats my wife she gives one hell of a bj,, turns out this guy was my cousin from scotland and I just met his new wife lol what are the odds on that ,, we've never spoke about it, but when we have met at family gatherings we just laugh .. "
Awkward!  |
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"I think the most embarrassing and funny meet was a few years back, I was up neat leeds doing a favour for a friend sat in a service station around 2am went on fab seen there was a party not to far away msg'd and got an invite , turned up met a few people chatted then went to see where all the action was, went into a dimly lite room body's everywhere before long was pulled over jeans down and was given a bj, about 10 mins late as I was still having this bj a guy came up to me and said thats my wife she gives one hell of a bj,, turns out this guy was my cousin from scotland and I just met his new wife lol what are the odds on that ,, we've never spoke about it, but when we have met at family gatherings we just laugh ..
Awkward! "
It was but fair play she was good lol  |
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