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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the most cheesiest or funniest chat up line you've ever used or heard? One of my favs I've been on the receiving end of...
"I was looking for a new friend, and my boxers pointed to you.."
Pmsl.. Didn't know what to say back... Hahaha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually heard my mate say the classic 'You come here often' last nite- I and girl he said it to were creasing best chat up line I've never used 
Bought him drink to say thanks afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually heard my mate say the classic 'You come here often' last nite- I and girl he said it to were creasing best chat up line I've never used
Bought him drink to say thanks afterwards"
Hahaha! Haven't heard that one in yeeeeeaaaarrrrsss... Not since I last used it.. Weak! Lol |
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over a year ago
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"Was comical but inadvertently worked for me so don't care"
I must admit, it has pulled for me a few times.. Heard another one a few days ago...
"I'd love to passionately kiss you on the lips...Then work up to your belly button"...
Creased!! |
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"Was comical but inadvertently worked for me so don't care
I must admit, it has pulled for me a few times.. Heard another one a few days ago...
"I'd love to passionately kiss you on the lips...Then work up to your belly button"...
Creased!! "
Actually spat some drink out laughing.. Think some went through my nostrils, too.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't sweat much for a fat lass "
I know someone who ACTUALLY pulled with this.. We were all sure he was gonna get a slap. He ended up getting a rub  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"cheese burger please...
honest, well ok it wasnt a chat up line, but ordering food after a night out in Manchester, a girl waiting for her food heard the accent and rest is history"
Hahahaha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I said this once to my ex girlfriend.
Me: love do you want to play the rape game?
My ex: no.... You weirdo.
Me: that's the spirit treacle 
She laughed for about an hour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Got this from a mate earlier...
Roses are red, Violets are corny, but seeing you is making me horny...
Now, don't get me wrong, he got a punch in the jaw for it, but said it was well worth it... Pmsl...!! |
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