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over a year ago
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It's a dying art. I once lost two days in trying to find my way out of someone's bush. I pitched my tent and was about to phone the mountain rescue team, but I stumbled upon a clearing and was safe. Close though. I think due to my near death experience David Cameron has banned them. |
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Pubic deforestation is a problem buddy and I'm with you here. I do like a nice bush, always a lush surprise if you slide your hand in and there is a cushionny softness awaiting  truly sad to see it go tbh  but it is what it is, rare gems sometimes surprise |
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had the benefit of meeting a gorgeous lady in a pub who after chatting for some time and scoffing a fee beers I was asked if id like to go back to hers . Well some kissing went on in her living room then she strips . I could not believe my eyes the lead singer of ZZ TOP Was wedged well and trully between her legs a straggly beard which youd have needed industrial machinery to remove. I swear her pubes must have been 4 inchs long. Now I dont mind a bit of Flossing but this was ridiculous . I went down spread her lips and licked away bringing her to a exciting orgasm . A night of horny fun was had. But after I left ... I swear I was hacking hair balls up for hours later . |
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"had the benefit of meeting a gorgeous lady in a pub who after chatting for some time and scoffing a fee beers I was asked if id like to go back to hers . Well some kissing went on in her living room then she strips . I could not believe my eyes the lead singer of ZZ TOP Was wedged well and trully between her legs a straggly beard which youd have needed industrial machinery to remove. I swear her pubes must have been 4 inchs long. Now I dont mind a bit of Flossing but this was ridiculous . I went down spread her lips and licked away bringing her to a exciting orgasm . A night of horny fun was had. But after I left ... I swear I was hacking hair balls up for hours later . "
So a hairy muff has it's downsides then??  |
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"had the benefit of meeting a gorgeous lady in a pub who after chatting for some time and scoffing a fee beers I was asked if id like to go back to hers . Well some kissing went on in her living room then she strips . I could not believe my eyes the lead singer of ZZ TOP Was wedged well and trully between her legs a straggly beard which youd have needed industrial machinery to remove. I swear her pubes must have been 4 inchs long. Now I dont mind a bit of Flossing but this was ridiculous . I went down spread her lips and licked away bringing her to a exciting orgasm . A night of horny fun was had. But after I left ... I swear I was hacking hair balls up for hours later . "
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Cant say I was a fan . Much prefer a lovely trimmed one or bald . Its got to have been the hairiest known to man. Lol saw her years later and thought I wonder if she's trimmed it now. She'd have hair past her thieghs now lol x |
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