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Do stuff. Say something funny. Tell us the worst thing you ever did, the oddest place you ever woke up, or the scariest thing ever. Go off on tangents. Sing.
I'll start. I once sharted after doing a bunch of mushrooms at a party. I wasn't sure what to do with the evidence, so I hid my shitty kicks behind the immersion heater  |
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Woke up in the wrong chalet in butlins once  only problem was i was on a family holiday break the couple who's room it was didn't like to wake me so left me sleeping in there bed for the night, next morning I could have died when i came out the room to find the wrong people there, walk of shame or what and to think i didn't even have Sex  plus side to it all I made two really good friends from it and had an awesome weeks holiday |
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"Woke up in the wrong chalet in butlins once only problem was i was on a family holiday break the couple who's room it was didn't like to wake me so left me sleeping in there bed for the night, next morning I could have died when i came out the room to find the wrong people there, walk of shame or what and to think i didn't even have Sex plus side to it all I made two really good friends from it and had an awesome weeks holiday"
Brilliant  |
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"Oh jesus. ...if I told you some of my stories I would be sectioned...I've lived quite a crazy life..... 
Let's have it then "
I wouldn't know where to start ...and lots of it isn't legal lol .. maybe best for telling them whilst d*unk up on smoking deck at chams lol |
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"Once listened to David Essex sing oh what a circus oh what a show if that counts
Live? Did you throw your pants at him?  "
Should have thrown your shitty ones at him  |
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"Once listened to David Essex sing oh what a circus oh what a show if that counts
Live? Did you throw your pants at him?
Should have thrown your shitty ones at him "
Ha ha it wasn't Mike at the show or he might have lol |
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Ha ha my mum said same
I brought her all the 50 shades books and asked what she thought
She said to be honest I've heard more details off you
If my sisters told her stuff I did she would be shocked
When I tell her it's like oh yeah that's Diane the friendly one lol
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"Once listened to David Essex sing oh what a circus oh what a show if that counts
Live? Did you throw your pants at him?
Should have thrown your shitty ones at him "
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We thought our neighbours dog was jumping the fence to shit on our lawn, until our daughter saw him (the neighbour, not the dog lol!) scooping it up and chucking it over.
So, I waited until I found a fresh one, then smeared it on his door handles, the handles on his bins, his car door handles and the lock on his shed.... and also left a note saying keep your shit to yourself..... never had a shit to clean up since! |
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"We thought our neighbours dog was jumping the fence to shit on our lawn, until our daughter saw him (the neighbour, not the dog lol!) scooping it up and chucking it over.
So, I waited until I found a fresh one, then smeared it on his door handles, the handles on his bins, his car door handles and the lock on his shed.... and also left a note saying keep your shit to yourself..... never had a shit to clean up since! "
Wow...! |
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"We thought our neighbours dog was jumping the fence to shit on our lawn, until our daughter saw him (the neighbour, not the dog lol!) scooping it up and chucking it over.
So, I waited until I found a fresh one, then smeared it on his door handles, the handles on his bins, his car door handles and the lock on his shed.... and also left a note saying keep your shit to yourself..... never had a shit to clean up since!
Wow...! "
I'd tried being nice, asking him to stop his dog jumping the fence, explaining that our kids played there etc., he just wasn't going to play nice, so I went to plan B.  |
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"We thought our neighbours dog was jumping the fence to shit on our lawn, until our daughter saw him (the neighbour, not the dog lol!) scooping it up and chucking it over.
So, I waited until I found a fresh one, then smeared it on his door handles, the handles on his bins, his car door handles and the lock on his shed.... and also left a note saying keep your shit to yourself..... never had a shit to clean up since!
Wow...!
I'd tried being nice, asking him to stop his dog jumping the fence, explaining that our kids played there etc., he just wasn't going to play nice, so I went to plan B. "
Shitskreig? |
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"We thought our neighbours dog was jumping the fence to shit on our lawn, until our daughter saw him (the neighbour, not the dog lol!) scooping it up and chucking it over.
So, I waited until I found a fresh one, then smeared it on his door handles, the handles on his bins, his car door handles and the lock on his shed.... and also left a note saying keep your shit to yourself..... never had a shit to clean up since!
Wow...!
I'd tried being nice, asking him to stop his dog jumping the fence, explaining that our kids played there etc., he just wasn't going to play nice, so I went to plan B.
Shitskreig? "
Lol!
I don't do second chances, he was putting my kids at risk, so he had to be stopped... job done! |
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