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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Back the subject of opening lines. Do you ever feel that you could use a bad opening line to work some evil magic? Or am I the only one with a twisted mind? The last time I had the "piss in my mouth" opening line (which wasn't the first) I was almost inclined to accept as long as I could be dressed as a clown and they would have to dress as a lion... This and the fact I would have eaten nothing but curry before hand and kept myself fairly dehydrated.Just so I could stand there dressed as a clown saying kneel before your clown master and drink my spicy syrup you naughty lion! This would either make those people think twice before opening with such a line, or created a monster... Either way it would really give me a good laugh on my death bed 
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