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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've been inspired by the other thread, so I'd like to throw my hat into the ring.
I will therefore be offering free rides on my face, fingers and junk to any of you lovely ladies out there needing a bit of a release 
Line up girls, I've had my three shredded wheat 
PS: OK, nothing's ever free, but I think you'll like the repayment plan I have in mind x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been inspired by the other thread, so I'd like to throw my hat into the ring.
I will therefore be offering free rides on my face, fingers and junk to any of you lovely ladies out there needing a bit of a release
Line up girls, I've had my three shredded wheat
PS: OK, nothing's ever free, but I think you'll like the repayment plan I have in mind x"
So fucking desperate!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One at a time girls, there's plenty of me to go round..
Lush - I'm sure me and bang can draft some sort of credit agreement up
Clit - I've got a VERY special rate just for you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about if I want you and bang
Can you come to a deal ? lol
If there is a deal, im up for that too "
lol
I will let you know what they are like and how much they charge
Don't want anyone wasting their time if their not very good lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about if I want you and bang
Can you come to a deal ? lol
If there is a deal, im up for that too
lol
I will let you know what they are like and how much they charge
Don't want anyone wasting their time if their not very good lol
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That's very kind of you lush. Yeah i don't want to be wasting my time if they arent any good.
So a 2 for 1 - Hock and Bang, what's the special rate for me?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about if I want you and bang
Can you come to a deal ? lol
If there is a deal, im up for that too
lol
I will let you know what they are like and how much they charge
Don't want anyone wasting their time if their not very good lol
That's very kind of you lush. Yeah i don't want to be wasting my time if they arent any good.
So a 2 for 1 - Hock and Bang, what's the special rate for me?? "
You missed a trick there Bang-Hock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about if I want you and bang
Can you come to a deal ? lol
Why didn't I think of that. Can't beat a good bogof "
In this life if you don't ask you don't get lol
I think now and then we can be a little greedy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One at a time girls, there's plenty of me to go round..
Lush - I'm sure me and bang can draft some sort of credit agreement up
Clit - I've got a VERY special rate just for you x"
Yes I think we can lush  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about if I want you and bang
Can you come to a deal ? lol
If there is a deal, im up for that too
lol
I will let you know what they are like and how much they charge
Don't want anyone wasting their time if their not very good lol
That's very kind of you lush. Yeah i don't want to be wasting my time if they arent any good.
So a 2 for 1 - Hock and Bang, what's the special rate for me??
You missed a trick there Bang-Hock "
If it goes wrongit will be bang -cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One at a time girls, there's plenty of me to go round..
Lush - I'm sure me and bang can draft some sort of credit agreement up
Clit - I've got a VERY special rate just for you x
Yes I think we can lush "
Oh two sexy men what more could a women ask for
Maybe coffee in bed lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.
Shall I book a function room? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One at a time girls, there's plenty of me to go round..
Lush - I'm sure me and bang can draft some sort of credit agreement up
Clit - I've got a VERY special rate just for you x
Yes I think we can lush
Oh two sexy men what more could a women ask for
Maybe coffee in bed lol "
Given the nature of this post, I think coffee in bed, a massage, nice hot bath are all included in services... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.
Shall I book a function room? "
Do it! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.
Shall I book a function room? "
Hang on a minute
Now your being bloody greedy
This was meant to be us being Pleasured
Not use us for your own naughty sexy fantasies watching us women pleasuring each other while you two sit back and relax lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.
Shall I book a function room?
Hang on a minute
Now your being bloody greedy
This was meant to be us being Pleasured
Not use us for your own naughty sexy fantasies watching us women pleasuring each other while you two sit back and relax lol "
Under the European Working Directive, we're allowed a break... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey hock. Yeah I think your right the. Do we do weekly or monthly payments
I reckon we offer flexibility to this lot mate "
This lot lol
Talk about making someone feel special
Can I make a couple of payments a week to get it paid off faster  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.
Shall I book a function room?
Do it! X"
Definitely sort it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm do they pay before or after services rendered ???.... Think about it guy's.... "
After definitely
No job pays before the work is done
They might do a crap job then I'd want a discount |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.
Shall I book a function room?
Hang on a minute
Now your being bloody greedy
This was meant to be us being Pleasured
Not use us for your own naughty sexy fantasies watching us women pleasuring each other while you two sit back and relax lol
Under the European Working Directive, we're allowed a break... "
He is right there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.
Shall I book a function room?
Hang on a minute
Now your being bloody greedy
This was meant to be us being Pleasured
Not use us for your own naughty sexy fantasies watching us women pleasuring each other while you two sit back and relax lol
Under the European Working Directive, we're allowed a break...
He is right there"
Ok that's fair enough
And most jobs these days you get paid monthly as well
So I'm happy to do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm do they pay before or after services rendered ???.... Think about it guy's....
After definitely
No job pays before the work is done
They might do a crap job then I'd want a discount "
Half upfront. that's how I always do my jobs. and believe me you wouldn't walk for 2 days after
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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago
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Get on dragons den mike as looks like your on to a winner here
Obviously you'll need to look at patents etc
So no one steals this frankly genius idea
I mean look a few threads down competition is hot on your heels
And it's a dog eat dog world and if you don't work hard at this it could be a pussy eat pussy world lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm do they pay before or after services rendered ???.... Think about it guy's....
After definitely
No job pays before the work is done
They might do a crap job then I'd want a discount
Half upfront. that's how I always do my jobs. and believe me you wouldn't walk for 2 days after
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What the hell you planning on doing to me
If it's that good I want to prebook a weeks worth to start with
I think you are going to have to prove your really that good now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get on dragons den mike as looks like your on to a winner here
Obviously you'll need to look at patents etc
So no one steals this frankly genius idea
I mean look a few threads down competition is hot on your heels
And it's a dog eat dog world and if you don't work hard at this it could be a pussy eat pussy world lol"
I'm all over it like a rash mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah don't you know it. "
Well I will find out very soon
If your not up to the standards your betraying on here
I will give you custard creams instead lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I just got offered money to meet today lol
Sadly I had to decline it's raining and I would get my hair wet lol "
I got offered money for a meet the other day. I said no and he offered more!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From all this interest looks like you guys are going to need an accountant to keep track of the hobnobs. "
I'm going to have to get incorporated at this rate |
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