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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ok slightly bored
So just wondering what sort of stuff people get
I just had a message saying cupcakes eaten too many have you ?
Then he said he was joking and didn't mean it in that way
Ha ha ha yeah it was funny mate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one guy tell me that this is a swinging site not Sky Sports News in relation to some status I'd put up about the rugby.
Righto pal, like I give a fuck   |
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Ive had guys begging to buy my knickers,
I had one calling me kirsty, when asked why the fuck kirsty he said he got a fixation on his next door neighbour and I look like her so he wants me to pretend im her!!!
Had many weird freaky messeges off single guys, hence the reason ive blocked single guys unless ive meet them at socials (kat) x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive had guys begging to buy my knickers,
I had one calling me kirsty, when asked why the fuck kirsty he said he got a fixation on his next door neighbour and I look like her so he wants me to pretend im her!!!
Had many weird freaky messeges off single guys, hence the reason ive blocked single guys unless ive meet them at socials (kat) x"
I had something similar. was called Kathy in an opening msg and when I questioned it he just said he thought that i Looked like a Kathy. I had no pics at this time lol. Copy and Paste maybe  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine has to be
If I can't find anyone else you will do
I still chuckle
Sorry about that
It's ok your forgiven
thanks,your so understanding "
Lol I was waiting for if I can't get a meet Friday are you free ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine has to be
If I can't find anyone else you will do
I still chuckle
Sorry about that
It's ok your forgiven
thanks,your so understanding "
It's no probs
If I can't find anyone else fancy a fuck fri lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine has to be
If I can't find anyone else you will do
I still chuckle
Sorry about that
It's ok your forgiven
thanks,your so understanding
It's no probs
If I can't find anyone else fancy a fuck fri lol "
Ha ha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just sent you an intro email Lush Lips, le me know your thoughts?
Ok to be fair that is a very good first message
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I got fk all to follow it up with though!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just sent you an intro email Lush Lips, le me know your thoughts?
Ok to be fair that is a very good first message
I got fk all to follow it up with though!!! "
lol once you get a reply you can just let the conversation flow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just sent you an intro email Lush Lips, le me know your thoughts?
Ok to be fair that is a very good first message
I got fk all to follow it up with though!!!
lol once you get a reply you can just let the conversation flow "
think its working |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just sent you an intro email Lush Lips, le me know your thoughts?
Ok to be fair that is a very good first message
I got fk all to follow it up with though!!!
lol once you get a reply you can just let the conversation flow
think its working "
lol
See it's easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just sent you an intro email Lush Lips, le me know your thoughts?
Ok to be fair that is a very good first message
I got fk all to follow it up with though!!!
lol once you get a reply you can just let the conversation flow
think its working
lol
See it's easy "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just sent you an intro email Lush Lips, le me know your thoughts?
Ok to be fair that is a very good first message
I got fk all to follow it up with though!!!
lol once you get a reply you can just let the conversation flow
think its working
lol
See it's easy
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Well it helps when you have a friendly person to message I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just sent you an intro email Lush Lips, le me know your thoughts?
Ok to be fair that is a very good first message
I got fk all to follow it up with though!!!
lol once you get a reply you can just let the conversation flow
think its working
lol
See it's easy
Well it helps when you have a friendly person to message I guess "
Thats always a bonus, sometime people can be right bitches!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And some men can be proper nasty cunts lol
This is also true, good job neither of us are!! "
Ha ha oh no I'm a
If only I think we can all be mean at times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And some men can be proper nasty cunts lol
This is also true, good job neither of us are!!
Ha ha oh no I'm a
If only I think we can all be mean at times "
Again very true x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones I get are - I m in your area ? - really good for you Swansea bay is nice this time of year !
Meet me now - er no ! not messaged you seen you or want to .
xxxx |
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"Mine has to be
If I can't find anyone else you will do
I still chuckle
Sorry about that
It's ok your forgiven
thanks,your so understanding
It's no probs
If I can't find anyone else fancy a fuck fri lol "
Does this involve cake? If so I'm ya man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And some men can be proper nasty cunts lol
This is also true, good job neither of us are!!
Ha ha oh no I'm a
If only I think we can all be mean at times "
What a shame I was hoping you might be a bit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah but the fancy a fuck we all get
And we probably all feel like punching the person in the face lol
Ok other week I was in wind street with mate for night and we put up meets for social
We ended up in Ice bar where a guy had messaged saying he was
I messaged saying you coming to say hi
And got a reply of fancy giving me a blowjob in the toilet
Oh yeah nothing I love more on my night out lol ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah but the fancy a fuck we all get
And we probably all feel like punching the person in the face lol
Ok other week I was in wind street with mate for night and we put up meets for social
We ended up in Ice bar where a guy had messaged saying he was
I messaged saying you coming to say hi
And got a reply of fancy giving me a blowjob in the toilet
Oh yeah nothing I love more on my night out lol ffs "
What no offer to buy drink first- tight git |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourites have to be...
Please say you smoke! I want you to suck me off while smoking. ( literally that was it. No hello )
Someone wanting to buy my knickers....
And, my ultimate favourite...
Will you be my first?
" what first meet? "
No, first... As in Virgin. At 45.
I mean, I know it happens but.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Like a social meet- it gets awkward chat out of way and also c if theres connection. Social meets are very underrated"
I always do socials first when I meet people
I love a good social |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like a social meet- it gets awkward chat out of way and also c if theres connection. Social meets are very underrated
I always do socials first when I meet people
I love a good social "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I love the first message.. I make myself chuckle from some of the things i'll start with..
A couple in tank would be..
"You look like a serial killer.."
"You'd go straight in my basket.."
"Did I just see you on crime stoppers?"
"I remember I dry jumped a leg like that once.." (Some profile pictures make me lol)
"I'm messaging you from prison I hope that's okay?"
It's all about the banter for me. The funnier the response the more inclined I am to get on with that person. That goes a long way for me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one the other day that said 'hi I'll be on holiday in your area next week and wondered if there was anything worth DOING?? Hehe'
To which I replied 'wtf do you think I am the Welsh tourist board!'
Block!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the first message.. I make myself chuckle from some of the things i'll start with..
A couple in tank would be..
"You look like a serial killer.."
"You'd go straight in my basket.."
"Did I just see you on crime stoppers?"
"I remember I dry jumped a leg like that once.." (Some profile pictures make me lol)
"I'm messaging you from prison I hope that's okay?"
It's all about the banter for me. The funnier the response the more inclined I am to get on with that person. That goes a long way for me..."
You won't get very far with those gems  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the first message.. I make myself chuckle from some of the things i'll start with..
A couple in tank would be..
"You look like a serial killer.."
"You'd go straight in my basket.."
"Did I just see you on crime stoppers?"
"I remember I dry jumped a leg like that once.." (Some profile pictures make me lol)
"I'm messaging you from prison I hope that's okay?"
It's all about the banter for me. The funnier the response the more inclined I am to get on with that person. That goes a long way for me...
You won't get very far with those gems "
I think you mean I wouldn't get very far with you maybe?
They tend to whittle out those who don't see the funny side of it for me which is great because I'm not wasting their time or mine. It's genius actually lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the first message.. I make myself chuckle from some of the things i'll start with..
A couple in tank would be..
"You look like a serial killer.."
"You'd go straight in my basket.."
"Did I just see you on crime stoppers?"
"I remember I dry jumped a leg like that once.." (Some profile pictures make me lol)
"I'm messaging you from prison I hope that's okay?"
It's all about the banter for me. The funnier the response the more inclined I am to get on with that person. That goes a long way for me..."
If you sent me that I'd reply as I would think it was funny as fuck lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just think it breaks up the million other brain dead messages you must get that's all..
Imagine you see a lit like this.
Hi
Hello
Wanna fuck?
Hi
Hi
Hia
HELLO
You look like a serial killer
Hi
Hello
What's up
Which one are you going to open lol.. |
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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago
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"I love the first message.. I make myself chuckle from some of the things i'll start with..
A couple in tank would be..
"You look like a serial killer.."
"You'd go straight in my basket.."
"Did I just see you on crime stoppers?"
"I remember I dry jumped a leg like that once.." (Some profile pictures make me lol)
"I'm messaging you from prison I hope that's okay?"
It's all about the banter for me. The funnier the response the more inclined I am to get on with that person. That goes a long way for me..."
Well I have to say you are definitely going straight in my basket. I'm sure you'll be delicious!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just think it breaks up the million other brain dead messages you must get that's all..
Imagine you see a lit like this.
Hi
Hello
Wanna fuck?
Hi
Hi
Hia
HELLO
You look like a serial killer
Hi
Hello
What's up
Which one are you going to open lol.."
You can get in my basket Anyday gorgeous and you know it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I just think it breaks up the million other brain dead messages you must get that's all..
Imagine you see a lit like this.
Hi
Hello
Wanna fuck?
Hi
Hi
Hia
HELLO
You look like a serial killer
Hi
Hello
What's up
Which one are you going to open lol.."
You look like a serial killer lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I love the
Wanna come to my house no talking just suck me off then leave
Yeah no worries mate
Tell you what pop it through letterbox we don't even have to look at each other then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the
Wanna come to my house no talking just suck me off then leave
Yeah no worries mate
Tell you what pop it through letterbox we don't even have to look at each other then lol "
That tickled me lol! |
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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago
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"I had a msg a while ago asking if I'd heard of a bra boy and if not would I be interested in having one "
I've had that message too lol... it would have cost him a fortune buying bras for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ive just been told " you can Polish a turd but it's still a turd " after someone reading my status about shopping for some nice lingerie. Apparently im a turd then.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive just been told " you can Polish a turd but it's still a turd " after someone reading my status about shopping for some nice lingerie. Apparently im a turd then...."
How rude!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive just been told " you can Polish a turd but it's still a turd " after someone reading my status about shopping for some nice lingerie. Apparently im a turd then....
How rude!!!"
Well I thought so, but I can't be everyone's cup of tea can I? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just had a message saying I look an attractive lady, would i like to chat and maybe consider a bareback, pregnancy risk meet?"
I had this the other day aswell. Some rare ones about xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just had a message saying I look an attractive lady, would i like to chat and maybe consider a bareback, pregnancy risk meet?
I had this the other day aswell. Some rare ones about xx"
I think he was doing the rounds.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just had a message saying I look an attractive lady, would i like to chat and maybe consider a bareback, pregnancy risk meet?
I had this the other day aswell. Some rare ones about xx"
Nobody has offered to get me pregnant yet. I feel left out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just had a message saying I look an attractive lady, would i like to chat and maybe consider a bareback, pregnancy risk meet?
I had this the other day aswell. Some rare ones about xx
Nobody has offered to get me pregnant yet. I feel left out. "
One of you is enough. |
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"Ive just been told " you can Polish a turd but it's still a turd " after someone reading my status about shopping for some nice lingerie. Apparently im a turd then....
How rude!!!
Well I thought so, but I can't be everyone's cup of tea can I? X"
More fool them your simply stunning sweetie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi hun
if you've still got energy come to mine I'll lick
Your pussy all day long
Wtf 
Just received this earlier
Do he really think I would
Like fuck mate jog on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some weirdo once suggested I made a kite and burnt my nads on a beach fire whilst pretending to wait for a dog !
Should have married her ! Pmsl"
I didn't say burn
Just warm them up
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a message off a guy yesterday who had messaged me in the past but I had never really bothered replying to. He said "You're a cutie....a bit chunky but cute"
So I humoured him for a while saying he could take me out for dinner as long as it was an all you can eat buffet. I got bored after a while told him I wasn't really interested. So he replied "Trot on porky" and blocked me. Best line I've ever had tbh I thought it was hilarious and so did everyone at Porthcawl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the
Wanna come to my house no talking just suck me off then leave
Yeah no worries mate
Tell you what pop it through letterbox we don't even have to look at each other then lol "
omg I'm creased here reading this funny as fuck omsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the
Wanna come to my house no talking just suck me off then leave
Yeah no worries mate
Tell you what pop it through letterbox we don't even have to look at each other then lol
omg I'm creased here reading this funny as fuck omsl "
Wonder what the neighbours would say lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some weirdo once suggested I made a kite and burnt my nads on a beach fire whilst pretending to wait for a dog !
Should have married her ! Pmsl
I didn't say burn
Just warm them up
Lol "
Too late now... They are toasty thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some weirdo once suggested I made a kite and burnt my nads on a beach fire whilst pretending to wait for a dog !
Should have married her ! Pmsl
I didn't say burn
Just warm them up
Lol
Too late now... They are toasty thanks "
You want me to kiss them better lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Then all the guys would send us the same message
I reply to messages that catch my attention and maybe makes me laugh
But remember some times we get a lot so can't reply to it all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ? 
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
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"I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ?
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
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I was only being friendly FFS
At least it was all in one message |
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"I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ?
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
I was only being friendly FFS
At least it was all in one message "
Now I'm imagining you in pink furry marigolds with a feather duster. |
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"I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ?
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
I was only being friendly FFS
At least it was all in one message
Now I'm imagining you in pink furry marigolds with a feather duster. "
Shall be my new profile photo after camp - just for you. |
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"I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ?
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
I was only being friendly FFS
At least it was all in one message
Now I'm imagining you in pink furry marigolds with a feather duster.
Shall be my new profile photo after camp - just for you. "
Can't wait. Swoon.
You missed a bit. |
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"I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ?
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
I was only being friendly FFS
At least it was all in one message
Now I'm imagining you in pink furry marigolds with a feather duster.
Shall be my new profile photo after camp - just for you.
Can't wait. Swoon.
You missed a bit. "
Oh don't worry if I don't hit the spot first off, im very thorough, not one to rush - just relax and await, I'll tease as I edge closer and closer and then BAMB.
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"I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ?
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
I was only being friendly FFS
At least it was all in one message
Now I'm imagining you in pink furry marigolds with a feather duster.
Shall be my new profile photo after camp - just for you.
Can't wait. Swoon.
You missed a bit.
Oh don't worry if I don't hit the spot first off, im very thorough, not one to rush - just relax and await, I'll tease as I edge closer and closer and then BAMB.
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over a year ago
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"I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ?
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
I was only being friendly FFS
At least it was all in one message
Now I'm imagining you in pink furry marigolds with a feather duster.
Shall be my new profile photo after camp - just for you.
Can't wait. Swoon.
You missed a bit.
Oh don't worry if I don't hit the spot first off, im very thorough, not one to rush - just relax and await, I'll tease as I edge closer and closer and then BAMB.
x"
Won't catch me leaving dust |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about this one which I received yesterday
"I want to tie your tits tightly with rope, spunk on them and whip them"
I kindly said "no thank you" "
Wasn't me !! Just saying |
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"How about this one which I received yesterday
"I want to tie your tits tightly with rope, spunk on them and whip them"
I kindly said "no thank you" "
Aww fuck I had that aswell |
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"I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ?
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
I was only being friendly FFS
At least it was all in one message
Now I'm imagining you in pink furry marigolds with a feather duster.
Shall be my new profile photo after camp - just for you.
Can't wait. Swoon.
You missed a bit.
Oh don't worry if I don't hit the spot first off, im very thorough, not one to rush - just relax and await, I'll tease as I edge closer and closer and then BAMB.
x
Won't catch me leaving dust "
Cilit bang. |
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"I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ?
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
I was only being friendly FFS
At least it was all in one message
Now I'm imagining you in pink furry marigolds with a feather duster.
Shall be my new profile photo after camp - just for you.
Can't wait. Swoon.
You missed a bit.
Oh don't worry if I don't hit the spot first off, im very thorough, not one to rush - just relax and await, I'll tease as I edge closer and closer and then BAMB.
x
Won't catch me leaving dust
Cilit bang. "
Was his name B**** Sc*** and did he have to shout it loudly? |
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Ok just had an essay
It had nothing about my profile or saying we had similar interests I reply asking what shows its not a copy and paste and get a shirty reply that it states in the message I read your profile
I'm obviously not the person he thought I was ha ha ok mate |
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"I've had some crackers.
Would you like to use me as a toilet in the proper way ?
Can I wear your bra and panties and do housework for you
And my all time favourite. You look like you have a wide cunt.
I was only being friendly FFS
At least it was all in one message
Now I'm imagining you in pink furry marigolds with a feather duster.
Shall be my new profile photo after camp - just for you.
Can't wait. Swoon.
You missed a bit.
Oh don't worry if I don't hit the spot first off, im very thorough, not one to rush - just relax and await, I'll tease as I edge closer and closer and then BAMB.
x
Won't catch me leaving dust
Cilit bang.
Was his name B**** Sc*** and did he have to shout it loudly?"
I think his name is Dave. |
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"Ok just had an essay
It had nothing about my profile or saying we had similar interests I reply asking what shows its not a copy and paste and get a shirty reply that it states in the message I read your profile
I'm obviously not the person he thought I was ha ha ok mate "
next lol |
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"Ok just had an essay
It had nothing about my profile or saying we had similar interests I reply asking what shows its not a copy and paste and get a shirty reply that it states in the message I read your profile
I'm obviously not the person he thought I was ha ha ok mate next lol "
Lol I find it amuses me when I'm bored |
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"I've upgraded the 'fancy a fuck' message to
' one would like to give one one, wouldn't one'
I wonder if it will improve my chances "
How posh dropped my briefs |
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"I've upgraded the 'fancy a fuck' message to
' one would like to give one one, wouldn't one'
I wonder if it will improve my chances
How posh dropped my briefs"
Don't let it be said that I ain't no gentleman |
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"I've upgraded the 'fancy a fuck' message to
' one would like to give one one, wouldn't one'
I wonder if it will improve my chances
How posh dropped my briefs
Don't let it be said that I ain't no gentleman "
See manners gets you everywhere
Maybe even I don't suppose by any chance you might fancy an afternoon of sexual pleasure do you |
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"I've upgraded the 'fancy a fuck' message to
' one would like to give one one, wouldn't one'
I wonder if it will improve my chances
How posh dropped my briefs
Don't let it be said that I ain't no gentleman
See manners gets you everywhere
Maybe even I don't suppose by any chance you might fancy an afternoon of sexual pleasure do you "
Oh go on then you've twisted my arm |
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"
See manners gets you everywhere
Maybe even I don't suppose by any chance you might fancy an afternoon of sexual pleasure do you
Oh miss Lips what ever do you mean "
Well I was thinking
We could get naked
Simulate each other's senses
I must warn you thou I get ever so slightly damp at times
If you really get me aroused I may moan a little and be forced to tell you that I'm arriving |
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"I've upgraded the 'fancy a fuck' message to
' one would like to give one one, wouldn't one'
I wonder if it will improve my chances
How posh dropped my briefs
Don't let it be said that I ain't no gentleman
See manners gets you everywhere
Maybe even I don't suppose by any chance you might fancy an afternoon of sexual pleasure do you
Oh go on then you've twisted my arm"
Not to hard I hope
I wouldn't want to hurt you |
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"I've upgraded the 'fancy a fuck' message to
' one would like to give one one, wouldn't one'
I wonder if it will improve my chances
How posh dropped my briefs
Don't let it be said that I ain't no gentleman
See manners gets you everywhere
Maybe even I don't suppose by any chance you might fancy an afternoon of sexual pleasure do you
Oh go on then you've twisted my arm
Not to hard I hope
I wouldn't want to hurt you "
Never fear like old boots I am. |
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"I've upgraded the 'fancy a fuck' message to
' one would like to give one one, wouldn't one'
I wonder if it will improve my chances
How posh dropped my briefs
Don't let it be said that I ain't no gentleman
See manners gets you everywhere
Maybe even I don't suppose by any chance you might fancy an afternoon of sexual pleasure do you
Oh go on then you've twisted my arm
Not to hard I hope
I wouldn't want to hurt you
Never fear like old boots I am. "
I hope you some smell like them though ha ha
I look forward to seeing how tough you really are |
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Ok had a message asking if I fancied this guy getting a hotel
Then we could get high on and drink
Oh go on then you little bugger we can go bare back as well if you like ffs are these people serious |
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"Ok had a message asking if I fancied this guy getting a hotel
Then we could get high on and drink
Oh go on then you little bugger we can go bare back as well if you like ffs are these people serious "
Reply with only if I can top and you dress as a pirate! Haha |
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The "hi, how are you" one always gets me..
Most likely horny, my dear hence why we are on this site, right!?..
Another one "how big is your dick??".. Chances are, if I've stated on my profile it's rather large, I'm guessing... It's rather large.. Not unless I'm actually a 68 year old with a gut bigger than tinky winkies whilst also being completely in denial (and quite possibly on acid)... Oh, and deluded.. Which just for the record, I'm not... |
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