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"Thongs on men   "
I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.
I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport. |
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"Thongs on men
I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.
I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport. "
Oo lucky I've got thick skin  |
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"Body odour for me or thick bushes on males or females
Mrs filthy"
people who don't dress for the body they have but the body they'd like.
shellsuits
men in baggy, faded boxers
sloppy kissers (if i wanted a wash i'd ask)
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Women with cocks bigger than mine.
Women with cocks.
Enormous peals of laughter when I remove my trousers.
Anyone with bits of cheese sandwich secreted on their person.
More than the usual number of limbs.
Dreamcatchers.
People with "psychic" abilities.
Anyone resembling my grandparents.
Gangrene.
Crimplene.
Anybody whose genitalia resemble roadkill.
People with troubling but unclear memories of appearing on Jim'll Fix It.
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"Thongs on men
I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.
I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.
Oo lucky I've got thick skin "
Ha, Ha Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear  |
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"Women with cocks bigger than mine.
Women with cocks.
Enormous peals of laughter when I remove my trousers.
Anyone with bits of cheese sandwich secreted on their person.
More than the usual number of limbs.
Dreamcatchers.
People with "psychic" abilities.
Anyone resembling my grandparents.
Gangrene.
Crimplene.
Anybody whose genitalia resemble roadkill.
People with troubling but unclear memories of appearing on Jim'll Fix It.
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"Thongs on men
I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.
I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.
Oo lucky I've got thick skin
Ha, Ha Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear "
Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense  |
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"Women with cocks bigger than mine.
Women with cocks.
Enormous peals of laughter when I remove my trousers.
Anyone with bits of cheese sandwich secreted on their person.
More than the usual number of limbs.
Dreamcatchers.
People with "psychic" abilities.
Anyone resembling my grandparents.
Gangrene.
Crimplene.
Anybody whose genitalia resemble roadkill.
People with troubling but unclear memories of appearing on Jim'll Fix It.
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Actually lolled at this....outstanding list
The Dreamcatchers done me in, reminds me of an old neighbour who collected similar shit and wore a cowboy hat around house! |
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"Women with cocks bigger than mine.
Women with cocks.
Enormous peals of laughter when I remove my trousers.
Anyone with bits of cheese sandwich secreted on their person.
More than the usual number of limbs.
Dreamcatchers.
People with "psychic" abilities.
Anyone resembling my grandparents.
Gangrene.
Crimplene.
Anybody whose genitalia resemble roadkill.
People with troubling but unclear memories of appearing on Jim'll Fix It.
Actually lolled at this....outstanding list
The Dreamcatchers done me in, reminds me of an old neighbour who collected similar shit and wore a cowboy hat around house!"
Waaaaaaa :''') |
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"Thongs on men
I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.
I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.
Oo lucky I've got thick skin
Ha, Ha Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear
Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense "
Depends, do you going shopping in Primark trackie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thongs on men
I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.
I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.
Oo lucky I've got thick skin
Ha, Ha Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear
Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense
Depends, do you going shopping in Primark trackie "
I do my shopping online in my Asda pyjamas |
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"Thongs on men
I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.
I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.
Oo lucky I've got thick skin
Ha, Ha Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear
Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense
Depends, do you going shopping in Primark trackie
I do my shopping online in my Asda pyjamas "
Are they still on offer? May need to get some since the nights are rather chilly recently |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thongs on men
I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.
I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.
Oo lucky I've got thick skin
Ha, Ha Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear
Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense
Depends, do you going shopping in Primark trackie
I do my shopping online in my Asda pyjamas
Are they still on offer? May need to get some since the nights are rather chilly recently "
On offer?? I paid full price for mine thankyou!! |
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"Thongs on men
I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.
I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.
Oo lucky I've got thick skin
Ha, Ha Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear
Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense
Depends, do you going shopping in Primark trackie
I do my shopping online in my Asda pyjamas
Are they still on offer? May need to get some since the nights are rather chilly recently
On offer?? I paid full price for mine thankyou!! "
I'm normally told to BOGOF when I make an offer |
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"Bad breath. Dirty ragged nails. Unironed clothes.
An iron? 
That's what that setting is for on my tumble dryer! So I don't have too  "
Nothing worse than a shirt collar which isn't sharp.. Those sort of floppy curled over ones irritate me! |
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"Bad breath. Dirty ragged nails. Unironed clothes.
I'm all over the ironing but I bite my nails (dirty habit I know) reckon they even out?"
only women know the pain of sharp ragged nails... |
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"Bad breath. Dirty ragged nails. Unironed clothes.
I'm all over the ironing but I bite my nails (dirty habit I know) reckon they even out? only women know the pain of sharp ragged nails..."
Oh aye I learned that one fairly early on. Nail file is compulsory pre meet prep  |
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A hairy butthole!
Don't get me wrong, a nicely maintained public region can look just as good as a clean shave, but there's something about the little black hairs that just makes me think of smuggling spiders  |
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"Women with cocks bigger than mine.
Women with cocks.
Enormous peals of laughter when I remove my trousers.
Anyone with bits of cheese sandwich secreted on their person.
More than the usual number of limbs.
Dreamcatchers.
People with "psychic" abilities.
Anyone resembling my grandparents.
Gangrene.
Crimplene.
Anybody whose genitalia resemble roadkill.
People with troubling but unclear memories of appearing on Jim'll Fix It.
Actually lolled at this....outstanding list
The Dreamcatchers done me in, reminds me of an old neighbour who collected similar shit and wore a cowboy hat around house!"
*bows* |
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A girl that spends a shit load of time in front of a mirror when the house is bogging is a turn off for me!
Failing that, chipped nail polish that been on for weeks or poor hygiene down below are pet hates :-/ |
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over a year ago
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"Dirty/long nails (on a man)
Lipstick penises.
Pubes.
Off white underwear.
The P word.
Bodystockings.
Giblet vaginas.
Stupidity.
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I don't know if there are any more ways I could be counted out lol...
At least I don't have a giblet vagina... But I have been called one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dirty/long nails (on a man)
Lipstick penises.
Pubes.
Off white underwear.
The P word.
Bodystockings.
Giblet vaginas.
Stupidity.
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I love these! Lipstick penis hahaha |
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"I love these! Lipstick penis hahaha
Is that one that leaves your lips red, or one you have to give a Chinese burn to get it ready for action? "
Ones that look like dog penises/lipsticks.
Just a little odd.
Nawty knows what I mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love these! Lipstick penis hahaha
Is that one that leaves your lips red, or one you have to give a Chinese burn to get it ready for action?
Ones that look like dog penises/lipsticks.
Just a little odd.
Nawty knows what I mean "
Bleurgh |
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"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with
Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet
Obviously havent seen the right girl in one "
Thats right, misd nurse you are so HOT in yours |
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"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with
Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet
Obviously havent seen the right girl in one "
I wondered where you'd gone!  |
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"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with
Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet
Obviously havent seen the right girl in one
Thats right, misd nurse you are so HOT in yours "
I've yet to be convinced otherwise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with
Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet
Obviously havent seen the right girl in one
Thats right, misd nurse you are so HOT in yours
I've yet to be convinced otherwise "
I have been convinced otherwise by looking at someone's pics today  |
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"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with
Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet
Obviously havent seen the right girl in one
Thats right, misd nurse you are so HOT in yours
I've yet to be convinced otherwise
I have been convinced otherwise by looking at someone's pics today "
I love mine don't know why people hate them ure all looking at the wrong woman in them |
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