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over a year ago
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"tight foo or size of cock always makes me laugh especially if fem has had a few kids and not that energetically fit like me ha ha  "
hahaha oh kitten, that's so funny. Gotta love fab! |
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"tight foo or size of cock always makes me laugh especially if fem has had a few kids and not that energetically fit like me ha ha hahaha oh kitten, that's so funny. Gotta love fab! "
i suspect most here have told a little porky or two lol |
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over a year ago
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"Mine has to be people's ages... I always piss myself laughing when the age clearly doesn't match the person  lol it does make me giggle lol  "
This drives me mad lol
Why lie????
It just makes them look like dicks lol...
Especially when it comes to meeting them
I notice they change it not by a year or 2 but by 5/10 years lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors "
Hahahah even I look lush at the right angle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
Hahahah even I look lush at the right angle "
you look great at lots of angles.
I look good of you have the lights off and are wearing dark glasses |
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"Mine has to be people's ages... I always piss myself laughing when the age clearly doesn't match the person lol it does make me giggle lol "
Duchess now that is Funny LOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors "
I love a good angle. I always say to meets, "I'll disappoint you in the flesh" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine has to be people's ages... I always piss myself laughing when the age clearly doesn't match the person lol it does make me giggle lol
This drives me mad lol
Why lie????
It just makes them look like dicks lol...
Especially when it comes to meeting them
I notice they change it not by a year or 2 but by 5/10 years lol "
I know!!!! What's the point?! Lol 5/10 years is a massive jump lol i remember meeting a guy and knew he had lied and spent the whole evening wondering how old he actually was, rather than listening to him lol |
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"Mine has to be people's ages... I always piss myself laughing when the age clearly doesn't match the person lol it does make me giggle lol
Duchess now that is Funny LOL if I'm slim, you are athletic. Fatty bum bum mwah x"
Found your lie...
Curvy my arse you are atheletic you are toned and luscious not curvy...Ok maybe curvy in a sexy and sensual way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine has to be people's ages... I always piss myself laughing when the age clearly doesn't match the person lol it does make me giggle lol
Duchess now that is Funny LOL if I'm slim, you are athletic. Fatty bum bum mwah x"
If your a social drinker I am teetotal..... And Darts Players are sportsmen so they must be athletic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very well endowed ..
And you look
..and think ....where?????
9 inches....10 inches.... ummm that's a clear 6.5 mate.."
How about a good quality Len Goodman size.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors I love a good angle. I always say to meets, "I'll disappoint you in the flesh" "
Same.... but then..who's going to take a pic and think.ah..that's a cracking double chin or belly roll in that one I'll upload it... everyone uploads pictures they like of themselves ...
Guys do it too... tensing...etc I've seen guys on here described as athletic that really aren't.. .. I'm first to admit I upload only flattering pics..but profile describes Me and all my flaws truthfully..
To be honest though..I find people on here are after fun.. naughty fun... not seeking the perfect model like future wife. .. as long as you feel good about yourself who cares what the shallow ones think  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors I love a good angle. I always say to meets, "I'll disappoint you in the flesh"
Same.... but then..who's going to take a pic and think.ah..that's a cracking double chin or belly roll in that one I'll upload it... everyone uploads pictures they like of themselves ...
Guys do it too... tensing...etc I've seen guys on here described as athletic that really aren't.. .. I'm first to admit I upload only flattering pics..but profile describes Me and all my flaws truthfully..
To be honest though..I find people on here are after fun.. naughty fun... not seeking the perfect model like future wife. .. as long as you feel good about yourself who cares what the shallow ones think "
We are who we are, flab, chins the lot.
Embrace who you are and others will as well. If people dont like you cause you aren't their type move on. There will be people who do and some might even surprise you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I always tell people my pics are all angle & I'm not going to be so exciting in the flesh. Don't see any point in lying about age, size or who we are, there won't be much good fun based on lies X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
Hahahah even I look lush at the right angle "
There isn't an angle in the universe that works well for me...lol. I might look half-about in a dark room, at night, with two paper bags though...one for you and one for me.
But I get by... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seem to look a lot smaller in my pics hence why I put my dress size on my profile. The ones of men trying to stretch their cock to add a few mm buckle me  |
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"I always tell people my pics are all angle & I'm not going to be so exciting in the flesh. Don't see any point in lying about age, size or who we are, there won't be much good fun based on lies X"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors "
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles! "
I'm going to have my next photos taken from space |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles! "
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men who claim to be big then clearly they aren't.
Size is another, think most people size down....
Those who change their profile to bi and then back again etc just to test their luck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always tell people my pics are all angle & I'm not going to be so exciting in the flesh. Don't see any point in lying about age, size or who we are, there won't be much good fun based on lies X"
Same! I will always say I take a good picture and that im nothing special in the flesh and far from slim x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! "
same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I always tell people my pics are all angle & I'm not going to be so exciting in the flesh. Don't see any point in lying about age, size or who we are, there won't be much good fun based on lies X
Same! I will always say I take a good picture and that im nothing special in the flesh and far from slim x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Thats not me then
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality! "
Avoided a few of them, thank god. Nothing worse than a pretty, boring guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality! "
Touchè |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles! "
Oh so true x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always tell people my pics are all angle & I'm not going to be so exciting in the flesh. Don't see any point in lying about age, size or who we are, there won't be much good fun based on lies X
Same! I will always say I take a good picture and that im nothing special in the flesh and far from slim x"
Always?!? Ahem. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always tell people my pics are all angle & I'm not going to be so exciting in the flesh. Don't see any point in lying about age, size or who we are, there won't be much good fun based on lies X
Same! I will always say I take a good picture and that im nothing special in the flesh and far from slim x
Always?!? Ahem. X"
Uh! Yeah! I told you! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality! "
What about shit body but good personality. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always tell people my pics are all angle & I'm not going to be so exciting in the flesh. Don't see any point in lying about age, size or who we are, there won't be much good fun based on lies X
Same! I will always say I take a good picture and that im nothing special in the flesh and far from slim x"
Your pics look good clit. The camera likes you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always tell people my pics are all angle & I'm not going to be so exciting in the flesh. Don't see any point in lying about age, size or who we are, there won't be much good fun based on lies X
Same! I will always say I take a good picture and that im nothing special in the flesh and far from slim x
Always?!? Ahem. X
Uh! Yeah! I told you! X"
I have conveniently forgotten about that. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always tell people my pics are all angle & I'm not going to be so exciting in the flesh. Don't see any point in lying about age, size or who we are, there won't be much good fun based on lies X
Same! I will always say I take a good picture and that im nothing special in the flesh and far from slim x
Your pics look good clit. The camera likes you."
Awww shucks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always tell people my pics are all angle & I'm not going to be so exciting in the flesh. Don't see any point in lying about age, size or who we are, there won't be much good fun based on lies X
Same! I will always say I take a good picture and that im nothing special in the flesh and far from slim x
Your pics look good clit. The camera likes you.
Awww shucks "
I would have told you privately but I am too old lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who say their pussy is tight but show a pic of a gaping hole that looks like a meteor hit and made a canyon
The one that killed the dinosaurs? "
Yep
Or the one you try to finger and you loose half your arm... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who say their pussy is tight but show a pic of a gaping hole that looks like a meteor hit and made a canyon
The one that killed the dinosaurs?
Yep
Or the one you try to finger and you loose half your arm..."
Ah yes. Where you have to strap a plank to your feet in case you fall in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality! "
This
Some don't even have the good body..just average..whilst being a cunt. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality!
This
Some don't even have the good body..just average..whilst being a cunt. .."
If you're on about me, I'm ringing a lawyer..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality!
This
Some don't even have the good body..just average..whilst being a cunt. ..
If you're on about me, I'm ringing a lawyer.. "
Your not a cunt babe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality!
This
Some don't even have the good body..just average..whilst being a cunt. ..
If you're on about me, I'm ringing a lawyer.. "
Nah she's on about me... It's the truth as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality!
This
Some don't even have the good body..just average..whilst being a cunt. ..
If you're on about me, I'm ringing a lawyer..
Nah she's on about me... It's the truth as well"
I'm not u silly bugga! !!! Just people slating others appearances when they aren't exactly gods gifts themselves ... not nice..
There is somebody for everybody... what's not nice to one is hot to another...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality!
This
Some don't even have the good body..just average..whilst being a cunt. ..
If you're on about me, I'm ringing a lawyer..
Nah she's on about me... It's the truth as well
I'm not u silly bugga! !!! Just people slating others appearances when they aren't exactly gods gifts themselves ... not nice..
There is somebody for everybody... what's not nice to one is hot to another...
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I know just having fun... Don't worry I know we haven't met or talked but I like to have banter and tease and flirt.
But I am God's gift... Not sure who for all I can say is if I'm your gift you must have been really bad....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine has to be people's ages... I always piss myself laughing when the age clearly doesn't match the person lol it does make me giggle lol
This drives me mad lol
Why lie????
It just makes them look like dicks lol...
Especially when it comes to meeting them
I notice they change it not by a year or 2 but by 5/10 years lol "
This is hilarious especially when they make a big thing of their birthdays like 40th or 50th, invite you to their party and later on you see their profile and it's gone down 5 - 10 years lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! same as the men! Some right shockers! Especially when they have a good body but a shite personality!
This
Some don't even have the good body..just average..whilst being a cunt. ..
If you're on about me, I'm ringing a lawyer..
Nah she's on about me... It's the truth as well
I'm not u silly bugga! !!! Just people slating others appearances when they aren't exactly gods gifts themselves ... not nice..
There is somebody for everybody... what's not nice to one is hot to another...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine has to be people's ages... I always piss myself laughing when the age clearly doesn't match the person lol it does make me giggle lol
This drives me mad lol
Why lie????
It just makes them look like dicks lol...
Especially when it comes to meeting them
I notice they change it not by a year or 2 but by 5/10 years lol
This is hilarious especially when they make a big thing of their birthdays like 40th or 50th, invite you to their party and later on you see their profile and it's gone down 5 - 10 years lol "
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here! "
I totally agree with this
It's so bloody obvious that pics have been photoshopped! And not just a little bit either. I've been flabbergasted (see what I just did) when I've seen some people in the flesh! Their pics certainly don't match what I've seen in the flesh. Definitely a case for trading standards!! !!!! |
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"Clever camera angles are another....fab's always been the same. Full of facades....its all smoke and mirrors
This. I've expected some girls to be smokin' hot as fuck and they're right shockers in the flesh! There's angles and there's angles!
Definitely, if only the frame matched the ego .....trading standards would have a fucking field day on here!
I totally agree with this
It's so bloody obvious that pics have been photoshopped! And not just a little bit either. I've been flabbergasted (see what I just did) when I've seen some people in the flesh! Their pics certainly don't match what I've seen in the flesh. Definitely a case for trading standards!! !!!! "
Love it Mama! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right just checked..
No photos of lynx can of sky remote...
Doesnt day genuine on my profile...
Although being completely honest there is a small lie on my profile.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sky remote or can of lynx like that's really impressive
Especially as you can get those mini compressed lynx cans now  "
Lol
I thinking of doing a pic of a lynx can next to a sky remote. Nothing else... But should get all the all girls running ... (Away that is) |
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"How people come across in the forum at times paints a good enough picture for me, nothing uglier than an hanging personality. "
This...
Banging on about how ugly people look in the flesh and describing them.as shocking is ugly in itself I think...
If you have nothing nice to say say nothing at all x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How people come across in the forum at times paints a good enough picture for me, nothing uglier than an hanging personality. "
Well that's me fucked... Or not as the case may be lol |
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Here's how my profile would go if i was being totally honest
Ugly old ginger perve looking for a bit of fanny nice guy but not into bullshit hit me up if you fancy playing with my willy ps the pictures are not mine i robbed them from google |
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"Here's how my profile would go if i was being totally honest
Ugly old ginger perve looking for a bit of fanny nice guy but not into bullshit hit me up if you fancy playing with my willy ps the pictures are not mine i robbed them from google "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bodystockings make me laugh
Went to bottom of thread saw this quoted and knew this would be you.
I'll add that I dislike cherry pie. "
Cmon guys..
Explain!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a chunk.. But I do declare on my profile that I am, I also lie about my age.. Again something I do freely tell people "
Same ..mine clearly says I'm all wobble. . But apparently your not allowed to post nice pics of yourself. ... you can only upload ones showing all your bad bits otherwise it's a facade/smoke/mirrors despite theirs being quite untrue to life also...along with fake ages...
A lot of spitefulness and hypocrisy goes on here unfortunately...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am overweight and have a belly, nice chest and arse apparently but definitely have a belly.
All theses ripped and toned male bodies make me feel a little insecure about it, but no disrespect to them how many could make a lady laugh and also make them wet only engaging their mind... |
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"I'm a chunk.. But I do declare on my profile that I am, I also lie about my age.. Again something I do freely tell people
Same ..mine clearly says I'm all wobble. . But apparently your not allowed to post nice pics of yourself. ... you can only upload ones showing all your bad bits otherwise it's a facade/smoke/mirrors despite theirs being quite untrue to life also...along with fake ages...
A lot of spitefulness and hypocrisy goes on here unfortunately......"
i love curves love love love them what i don't like is bitterness and jealously 95 percent of people on fab have probably told a porky or two be it drop a few years airbrush a pic or whatever. but who really cares i don't i'm just here to make some friends and maybe get my willy wet from time to time. i'm going to take people at face value, not how they are or come across on fab!! |
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"I'm a chunk.. But I do declare on my profile that I am, I also lie about my age.. Again something I do freely tell people "
this made me snort my tea hahaha xx |
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"I'm a chunk.. But I do declare on my profile that I am, I also lie about my age.. Again something I do freely tell people
Same ..mine clearly says I'm all wobble. . But apparently your not allowed to post nice pics of yourself. ... you can only upload ones showing all your bad bits otherwise it's a facade/smoke/mirrors despite theirs being quite untrue to life also...along with fake ages...
A lot of spitefulness and hypocrisy goes on here unfortunately......
i love curves love love love them what i don't like is bitterness and jealously 95 percent of people on fab have probably told a porky or two be it drop a few years airbrush a pic or whatever. but who really cares i don't i'm just here to make some friends and maybe get my willy wet from time to time. i'm going to take people at face value, not how they are or come across on fab!! "
Willy wet! Hahaha haha
Same..I don't care what people's pictures look like...but that's because I'm not a total bitch. .x
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Well. I love having a squeeze of your boobies. And I'm straight!
So um. Do any of you put unflattering pics up? Or just your best ones?
I don't really take pics of my belly, or my bingo wings. Doesn't mean they ain't there tho. And like I said. I'm pretty vocal about being tall and fat at the same time. Don't like it? Don't play. This is all about choice right?
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"Well. I love having a squeeze of your boobies. And I'm straight!
So um. Do any of you put unflattering pics up? Or just your best ones?
I don't really take pics of my belly, or my bingo wings. Doesn't mean they ain't there tho. And like I said. I'm pretty vocal about being tall and fat at the same time. Don't like it? Don't play. This is all about choice right?
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Haha welcome to a cheeky squeeze..
Ah some people just love a dig and a bitch. .and of course not... why would you draw attention to your disliked bits??
As already mentioned. ..an ugly personality is far harder to hide than a few body flaws...judging by my inbox I'm not alone in thinking certain people aren't well liked ..
Anyway. ..let's not worry about the opinions of sheep.
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People are going to always lie if they think they can get away with it. I know of at least 2 people who have been same age for most of the 5 years I've been on the site only to have suddenly realised that FAB have their birthdays wrong 
I have always been truthful on my profile except for one part.......but that is only because FAT cunt wasn't an option!!!
And as for having tight pussies, well just because I've had 3 children and not exactly toned and exercised it doesn't mean I have a fanny like a bucket!!!!!
Less bitching about what others say on their profiles and concentrate on your own
Oh and Happy Swinging |
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"People are going to always lie if they think they can get away with it. I know of at least 2 people who have been same age for most of the 5 years I've been on the site only to have suddenly realised that FAB have their birthdays wrong
I have always been truthful on my profile except for one part.......but that is only because FAT cunt wasn't an option!!!
And as for having tight pussies, well just because I've had 3 children and not exactly toned and exercised it doesn't mean I have a fanny like a bucket!!!!!
Less bitching about what others say on their profiles and concentrate on your own
Oh and Happy Swinging "
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"People are going to always lie if they think they can get away with it. I know of at least 2 people who have been same age for most of the 5 years I've been on the site only to have suddenly realised that FAB have their birthdays wrong
I have always been truthful on my profile except for one part.......but that is only because FAT cunt wasn't an option!!!
And as for having tight pussies, well just because I've had 3 children and not exactly toned and exercised it doesn't mean I have a fanny like a bucket!!!!!
Less bitching about what others say on their profiles and concentrate on your own
Oh and Happy Swinging "
this though |
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"People are going to always lie if they think they can get away with it. I know of at least 2 people who have been same age for most of the 5 years I've been on the site only to have suddenly realised that FAB have their birthdays wrong
I have always been truthful on my profile except for one part.......but that is only because FAT cunt wasn't an option!!!
And as for having tight pussies, well just because I've had 3 children and not exactly toned and exercised it doesn't mean I have a fanny like a bucket!!!!!
Less bitching about what others say on their profiles and concentrate on your own
Oh and Happy Swinging "
I love this ^^^ |
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"People are going to always lie if they think they can get away with it. I know of at least 2 people who have been same age for most of the 5 years I've been on the site only to have suddenly realised that FAB have their birthdays wrong
I have always been truthful on my profile except for one part.......but that is only because FAT cunt wasn't an option!!!
And as for having tight pussies, well just because I've had 3 children and not exactly toned and exercised it doesn't mean I have a fanny like a bucket!!!!!
Less bitching about what others say on their profiles and concentrate on your own
Oh and Happy Swinging "
love this x x x |
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"Got to come clean i am 4foot 9 i am 18 stone and bald and have a 1mm cock hahaha
Sinns we know at least one of them is a truth "
It is all the truth cariad but which one are you referring to in particular |
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"Got to come clean i am 4foot 9 i am 18 stone and bald and have a 1mm cock hahaha
Sinns we know at least one of them is a truth
It is all the truth cariad but which one are you referring to in particular "
the one you always brag about of course |
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"Got to come clean i am 4foot 9 i am 18 stone and bald and have a 1mm cock hahaha
Sinns we know at least one of them is a truth
It is all the truth cariad but which one are you referring to in particular
the one you always brag about of course"
Hey least i am honest about it |
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