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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

totally untrue statement!!!!There are some beautiful cocks- and some proper hanging ones!!! The same goes for fanny!!! Comments please!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once saw a fanny that resembled the Eric Stoltz character in the movie Mask. Having learned nothing whatsoever about the film's message about social acceptance, I ran away.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It'd be a dull world if we were all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure even the ugliest nether regions are beautiful to someone, or & this might seem a radical idea, some people don't care because they see the beauty on the inside

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By *aydee65Man  over a year ago

Near Merthyr

Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross.

"

I promise to wax next time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross."

That was my mum

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By *aydee65Man  over a year ago

Near Merthyr

Eeeewww, I hope not. It was horrible..!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cocks and fannys, like the people they belong to, come in all wonderful shapes and sizes. My preference is very little or no hair and uncut. Not a huge fan of the red raw ones. No mushroom tops. I quite like veiny ones. Oh and ones you need two hands for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross.

That was my mum "

Your mum is Diana Ross?!?

Shame the singing voice isn't hereditary

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By *atcherofmyballsMan  over a year ago

hereford

I've seen a few that grow cucumbers. One would of won first prize at the village fete

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross.

That was my mum

Your mum is Diana Ross?!?

Shame the singing voice isn't hereditary "

Oi I have a voice of a angel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross.

That was my mum

Your mum is Diana Ross?!?

Shame the singing voice isn't hereditary

Oi I have a voice of a angel "

Owning a copy of Charlotte Church's debut album isn't gonna help.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross.

That was my mum

Your mum is Diana Ross?!?

Shame the singing voice isn't hereditary

Oi I have a voice of a angel

Owning a copy of Charlotte Church's debut album isn't gonna help. "

Oi I was in the choir in school pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross.

That was my mum

Your mum is Diana Ross?!?

Shame the singing voice isn't hereditary

Oi I have a voice of a angel

Owning a copy of Charlotte Church's debut album isn't gonna help.

Oi I was in the choir in school pmsfl "

I hope for their sake you mimed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross.

That was my mum

Your mum is Diana Ross?!?

Shame the singing voice isn't hereditary

Oi I have a voice of a angel

Owning a copy of Charlotte Church's debut album isn't gonna help.

Oi I was in the choir in school pmsfl

I hope for their sake you mimed "

I loved the choir use to go all over the place in competitions hahahaahahha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

ihear ya!!! I don't like pencil dicks, hook dick or bulbous cocks!!! hair is a definite no-no!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know what's not nice to some is nice to others but holy mother Mary iv seen some shocking ones...

Until a few years ago I thought all girls tuppys looked the same ....then I came on here ....

Yikes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know what's not nice to some is nice to others but holy mother Mary iv seen some shocking ones...

Until a few years ago I thought all girls tuppys looked the same ....then I came on here ....

Yikes!"

ones that should have teeth and that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugliest fanny I saw was so hairy it looked like she was giving birth to Diana Ross.

That was my mum

Your mum is Diana Ross?!?

Shame the singing voice isn't hereditary

Oi I have a voice of a angel

Owning a copy of Charlotte Church's debut album isn't gonna help.

Oi I was in the choir in school pmsfl "

Only cos you thought they were gonna run a band camp

(reference to an obscure movie .. Not sure all will get it)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

there are good looking cocks and crappy looking cocks lol same with foos lol

agrees with Jade lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know what's not nice to some is nice to others but holy mother Mary iv seen some shocking ones...

Until a few years ago I thought all girls tuppys looked the same ....then I came on here ....

Yikes!ones that should have teeth and that!!!"

I'm sure some actually do :')

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seen some right horrific bits on here! Put them away!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wondering if mine are horrific now somebody want to do an inspection for me please

Marks out of 10.

B x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Totally agree! Some look like they have been hit with a sledgehammer or a dying squid. But, what I find a bit gross another person may like.

I too thought most women's foofs looked the same at one time. How wrong I could be!!! This place has really opened my eyes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally agree! Some look like they have been hit with a sledgehammer or a dying squid. But, what I find a bit gross another person may like.

I too thought most women's foofs looked the same at one time. How wrong I could be!!! This place has really opened my eyes!!!"

Some of the things I've seen have made me close mine. Tightly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally agree! Some look like they have been hit with a sledgehammer or a dying squid. But, what I find a bit gross another person may like.

I too thought most women's foofs looked the same at one time. How wrong I could be!!! This place has really opened my eyes!!!

Some of the things I've seen have made me close mine. Tightly. "

Mines alright though right???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally agree! Some look like they have been hit with a sledgehammer or a dying squid. But, what I find a bit gross another person may like.

I too thought most women's foofs looked the same at one time. How wrong I could be!!! This place has really opened my eyes!!!

Some of the things I've seen have made me close mine. Tightly.

Mines alright though right??? "

There's only one way to find out...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seen some right horrific bits on here! Put them away! "

Derr what....like hippos yawns

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Seen some right horrific bits on here! Put them away! "

Yep some right sites and then you look at their cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seen some right horrific bits on here! Put them away!

Yep some right sites and then you look at their cocks!"

I asked you not to mention that...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It takes all sorts I guess.

But some I've seen make think why the feck would you put a picture up of that.

But hey we all have our faults

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Seen some right horrific bits on here! Put them away!

Yep some right sites and then you look at their cocks!

I asked you not to mention that... "

But you didn't say I couldn't put it in the forums! Be more specific next time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my theory:

mostly people are genetically programmed to like certain attributes of physiques based upon healthiness and procreation.

bring religion in, and nudity is seen as something sinful, male and female genitalia(mainly from adolescence) should be something thats hidden and private..even disgusting to some(worse if in a state of arousal)...

I dont see any of the above..never licked a nice fanny and thought, "wow...she should have ma babies"...but I have loved the look of it...loved seeing and feeling it aroused.

I'd think the same of a womans view on a cock..she see's it more for its potential pleasure giving than its biological potential..

strange lot us human animals eh...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some are neat..tucked away no extra bits .. just pretty Lil pussies

Others are like a tipped over pot noodle with noodle hanging out everywhere lol

But I'm guessing the owners wouldn't know any different so upload them.thinking they're beautiful?

Cocks - to me a beautiful cock is smooth...no bend..no mushroom end..just a nice smooth straight cock. ..yummm

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By *actileluvaMan  over a year ago

valleys


"Some are neat..tucked away no extra bits .. just pretty Lil pussies

Others are like a tipped over pot noodle with noodle hanging out everywhere lol

But I'm guessing the owners wouldn't know any different so upload them.thinking they're beautiful?

Cocks - to me a beautiful cock is smooth...no bend..no mushroom end..just a nice smooth straight cock. ..yummm

"

I've seen some pics and looks like the blokes can pee around corners

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some are neat..tucked away no extra bits .. just pretty Lil pussies

Others are like a tipped over pot noodle with noodle hanging out everywhere lol

But I'm guessing the owners wouldn't know any different so upload them.thinking they're beautiful?

Cocks - to me a beautiful cock is smooth...no bend..no mushroom end..just a nice smooth straight cock. ..yummm

I've seen some pics and looks like the blokes can pee around corners "

It's the too tight foreskin with bulbous purple end that makes me heck...

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By *3xymamaWoman  over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"Some are neat..tucked away no extra bits .. just pretty Lil pussies

Others are like a tipped over pot noodle with noodle hanging out everywhere lol

But I'm guessing the owners wouldn't know any different so upload them.thinking they're beautiful?

Cocks - to me a beautiful cock is smooth...no bend..no mushroom end..just a nice smooth straight cock. ..yummm

I've seen some pics and looks like the blokes can pee around corners

It's the too tight foreskin with bulbous purple end that makes me heck... "

I feel the same Red. If the foreskin is tight it really puts me off!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some are neat..tucked away no extra bits .. just pretty Lil pussies

Others are like a tipped over pot noodle with noodle hanging out everywhere lol

But I'm guessing the owners wouldn't know any different so upload them.thinking they're beautiful?

Cocks - to me a beautiful cock is smooth...no bend..no mushroom end..just a nice smooth straight cock. ..yummm

I've seen some pics and looks like the blokes can pee around corners

It's the too tight foreskin with bulbous purple end that makes me heck...

I feel the same Red. If the foreskin is tight it really puts me off! "

Uchafi mama fab xxx

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By *ax-BangingMan  over a year ago

town

My neighbor got the most beautiful pussy i ever seen....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

"

I don't like the veiny ones or the ones that look like the end of a balloon . I like the curved ones best.

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By *ax-BangingMan  over a year ago

town


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

"

i'm sad lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

i'm sad lol"

I'm not... changes my chance from none not ever to none at all lol

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By *actileluvaMan  over a year ago

valleys

I get comments on how clean mine looks it helps being cut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cut all the way. Said it before, uncut reminds me of sausage rolls. Nice but not as a knob.

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By *STAXxMan  over a year ago

Nottingham


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

"

Now come on admit what you told me about why you don't lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

Now come on admit what you told me about why you don't lol"

Harder work to wank? Less sensitive? Redder?

I've played with multiple cut guys, I'd just choose uncut and athletic when I can.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

Now come on admit what you told me about why you don't lol

Harder work to wank? Less sensitive? Redder?

I've played with multiple cut guys, I'd just choose uncut and athletic when I can.

"

And when you can't go without and entertain yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

Now come on admit what you told me about why you don't lol

Harder work to wank? Less sensitive? Redder?

I've played with multiple cut guys, I'd just choose uncut and athletic when I can.

And when you can't go without and entertain yourself"

Dig?

No the cut guys I've played with won me over with their personalities...

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By *ax-BangingMan  over a year ago

town


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

Now come on admit what you told me about why you don't lol

Harder work to wank? Less sensitive? Redder?

I've played with multiple cut guys, I'd just choose uncut and athletic when I can.

"

We are less sensitive true and I've still to find a lady who knows how to give a hand shandy I think it's a urban myth lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

Now come on admit what you told me about why you don't lol

Harder work to wank? Less sensitive? Redder?

I've played with multiple cut guys, I'd just choose uncut and athletic when I can.

We are less sensitive true and I've still to find a lady who knows how to give a hand shandy I think it's a urban myth lol "

Oi! I make up for it else where.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

Now come on admit what you told me about why you don't lol

Harder work to wank? Less sensitive? Redder?

I've played with multiple cut guys, I'd just choose uncut and athletic when I can.

And when you can't go without and entertain yourself Dig?

No the cut guys I've played with won me over with their personalities... "

No dig at all just trying to be funny and have a laugh / tease no offense meant and I am uncut anyway.

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By *STAXxMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

Oops sorry started something here haven't I

I'll admit yes I'm probably less sensitive n harder to get off but gotta beat being a 2 pumps n a squirt? Lol

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By *ax-BangingMan  over a year ago

town


"See my preference is ones with a mushroom head. I also prefer really veiny ones. Someone on here has massive veins, love feeling the veins under my tongue. I don't like cut ones in general.

Now come on admit what you told me about why you don't lol

Harder work to wank? Less sensitive? Redder?

I've played with multiple cut guys, I'd just choose uncut and athletic when I can.

We are less sensitive true and I've still to find a lady who knows how to give a hand shandy I think it's a urban myth lol

Oi! I make up for it else where. "

Ain't no blow job like a kgirl blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been reminded of a phrase I heard recently - "a fanny like a 9v battery"...

Well, have you ever licked a 9v battery?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been reminded of a phrase I heard recently - "a fanny like a 9v battery"...

Well, have you ever licked a 9v battery? "

^^^^ hahaha^^^^^

I'm with kgirl.... do not like cut ..

Give me a nice gliding skin...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been reminded of a phrase I heard recently - "a fanny like a 9v battery"...

Well, have you ever licked a 9v battery?

^^^^ hahaha^^^^^

I'm with kgirl.... do not like cut ..

Give me a nice gliding skin...

"

Would need to moistened to glide the best...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not a fan of the oversized head! Also am with those who prefer uncut.

Uncut, all in proportion, good girth is the best! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not a fan of the oversized head! Also am with those who prefer uncut.

Uncut, all in proportion, good girth is the best! X"

^^^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

uncut for me and with a uniform circumference

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Uncut for me too. Love the sliding skin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My preference is uncut too but I don't like the ones with really long foreskin that dangles off the end and reminds me of the tied up bit of a balloon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know what you mean. .haha I actually love that .. like a Lil ET haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My preference is uncut too but I don't like the ones with really long foreskin that dangles off the end and reminds me of the tied up bit of a balloon.

"

ive seen one of those on here thats also the same colour as a savloy, fucking bumping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My preference is uncut too but I don't like the ones with really long foreskin that dangles off the end and reminds me of the tied up bit of a balloon.

"

Like Cyril Sneer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been reminded of a phrase I heard recently - "a fanny like a 9v battery"...

Well, have you ever licked a 9v battery? "

Been there ....break the seal and she's a bit earthy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My preference is uncut too but I don't like the ones with really long foreskin that dangles off the end and reminds me of the tied up bit of a balloon.

Like Cyril Sneer? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been reminded of a phrase I heard recently - "a fanny like a 9v battery"...

Well, have you ever licked a 9v battery?

Been there ....break the seal and she's a bit earthy!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I love cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well this is s popular subject

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What does your look like cj ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think most on here already know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think most on here already know "
hahaha that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think most on here already know "

You been running round with it out again?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I think most on here already know

You been running round with it out again? "

Cause we keep nicking his towel in Chams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think most on here already know "

yours is lush lol

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