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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seen this few months back..responses were hilarious. ..
OK guys... status' you'd probably never see on here......
"Bare with me ladies..inbox is overflowing...too many meet offers..bare with me" - male |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had to be said, he was fucking shit! Thank fuck he had fingers (female)
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Ummm should I admit that at one time many moons ago I had a status on my singles profile that was very much the same as this lol  mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had to be said, he was fucking shit! Thank fuck he had fingers (female)
Ummm should I admit that at one time many moons ago I had a status on my singles profile that was very much the same as this lol mrs"
Oh I've had meets where the messages prior were the best part.   |
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"Had to be said, he was fucking shit! Thank fuck he had fingers (female)
Ummm should I admit that at one time many moons ago I had a status on my singles profile that was very much the same as this lol mrs"
I remember that one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had to be said, he was fucking shit! Thank fuck he had fingers (female)
Ummm should I admit that at one time many moons ago I had a status on my singles profile that was very much the same as this lol mrs
I remember that one "
LOL only because we couldn't stop laughing about it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This will earn me a slap but can't resist..
"at least she was a redhead... not nawty nearly called trading standard for false advertising..."
I had better start running now.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This will earn me a slap but can't resist..
"at least she was a redhead... not nawty nearly called trading standard for false advertising..."
I had better start running now...."
Watch your lip x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This will earn me a slap but can't resist..
"at least she was a redhead... not nawty nearly called trading standard for false advertising..."
I had better start running now....
Watch your lip x"
You love banter really (I hope or you will be looking to meet me at the singles social for all the wrong reasons)
Sorry can't meet tonight washing my hair - bald single man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm fucking livid, arranged a discreet meet with a lady having to also be ultra discreet due to a sexless marriage - got there, it was only my fucking wife.
C%#* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm fucking livid, arranged a discreet meet with a lady having to also be ultra discreet due to a sexless marriage - got there, it was only my fucking wife.
C%#* "
Imagine that :''') |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm fucking livid, arranged a discreet meet with a lady having to also be ultra discreet due to a sexless marriage - got there, it was only my fucking wife.
C%#*
Imagine that :''')"
Oh to be a fly on the wall in that situation
Surely that's happened on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ffs I put up a meet now and no oner responds - nawty redhead
(I am in so much trouble lol at least if I keep this up she will come looking for me at the singles social... Hint for you red I will be the one keeping away from stunning looking redhead women lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fancy a shag I posted 30 single women contact me offering me all sorts of sexual deviancies... I was only after a dance... This is a site for those that like dancing isn't it?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throwing away my sky remote if anyone needs an upgrade from a Lynx can ...
you nearly owed me a new keyboard for spitting out my coffee..."
Oi! Don't spit ... swallow ... you guys expect us women to! Rosie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throwing away my sky remote if anyone needs an upgrade from a Lynx can ...
you nearly owed me a new keyboard for spitting out my coffee...
Oi! Don't spit ... swallow ... you guys expect us women to! Rosie "
I just about managed to keep it all in and took it all... like I should.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone said risky sex I thought they meant that they wanted to potentially get caught by someone... Not having sex with them was risky because of diseases... |
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