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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on guys let me know is it just me that has a problem with farting in bed? I've tried everything, tablets, powders, the lot, it's getting so bad now that Nessa's sleeping in our spare bed, I'm realy out of ideas, and I'm in desperate need of help. Unless someone comes up with an alternative idea I'm afraid I'm gonna have to put a large cork up Nessa's bum, I have stop her somehow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm searching for an answer to your severe wind problem babes, the quilt is on the cieling more than it's on the bed, I'm catching colds every other day now. I can tolerate the smell, the gas mask you bought me helps, and no matter what I still love you xxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a little confused i wonder if i will be enlightened... now is this ... bum farts .. or Foo Foo farts
Class em both as foreplay anyway.
walks away up wind xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Latest cure for farting !!!!
Last night after the umpteenth "trump" I decided to go for a major cure !!! As we all know "corks" are dangerous, try a chocolate button instead .............
Insert aforementioned chocolate button gently between offenders buttock cheeks, wait for approx 1 hour then wake offender and in a disgusted voice point out that the last "trump" had followed through 
Girl didnt see the funny side last night and this post has taken me over an hour to type with my knob as she has broken my fingers, nose,.............
maybe not such an effective cure !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I snore like a diesel compressor so I'm banished to the back bedroom,except for conjugal visits.went screaming into her bedroom yesterday morning shouting "why didn't you wake me for work??it's 6.30
only to be told "get back to bed stupid,it's 5.30"bloody clocks went back. |
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