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over a year ago
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"Mike Hock's Milk
Yep that'll sell well!
Just imagine the advert 
Oh I can
It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc
that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt "
Which of course is nothing like reality.. |
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"Mike Hock's Milk
Yep that'll sell well!
Just imagine the advert
Oh I can
It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc
that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt
Which of course is nothing like reality.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mike Hock's Milk
Yep that'll sell well!
Just imagine the advert
Oh I can
It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc
that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt
Which of course is nothing like reality..
I wouldn't know "
Not a great way to sell yourself to women lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mike Hock's Milk
Yep that'll sell well!
Just imagine the advert
Oh I can
It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc
that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt
Which of course is nothing like reality..
I wouldn't know
Not a great way to sell yourself to women lol "
I'm rather hoping some of my... er... associates... might turn up and back me up here!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine would be Jaded. It would contain coconut oil and jojoba, with base notes of sex.
That actually sounds gorgeous tbh. Rub me down. "
*opens popcorn and lotion bottle* |
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"Mike Hock's Milk
Yep that'll sell well!
Just imagine the advert
Oh I can
It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc
that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt
Which of course is nothing like reality..
I wouldn't know
Not a great way to sell yourself to women lol
I'm rather hoping some of my... er... associates... might turn up and back me up here! "
He aunt that bad I suppose |
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