a man with a stutter was employed on a building site.
his job was to call falling brick as he threw bricks into a skip.
all went tits up on his first day he "said" f.f.f.f.f.fucking hell it hit him!
Two birds on a perch, one turns to the other and says "can you smell fish?"
Two fish in a tank, one says the the other "you drive, I'll fire the big gun!"
