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over a year ago
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"Stood too close to watch and got sprayed with mud. Moral of the story? 
He who laughs last cannot make the horse drink the water?  "
lol possibly the most random moral related to mud hahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted leaves your horses out in the cold but only in winter or in eternally cold climates.
Bit of a stretch? "
but the lady of the manor was shagging the stable hand who helped her keep her horses warm and safe inside the stables when they managed to getr them after they bolted, except for one stall in the stable which had a swing in it and.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The blue horse was unruly, perhaps untrainable
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Maybe it wasn't a horse, but a unicorn and was trying to escape the lady of the manor coz he was sick of her using his horn to pleasure herself lol  |
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"The blue horse was unruly, perhaps untrainable
Maybe it wasn't a horse, but a unicorn and was trying to escape the lady of the manor coz he was sick of her using his horn to pleasure herself lol "
That would explain the strange taste in her mouth and the color of her tongue.. Her husband just thought she was addicted to the blue slush puppies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The blue horse was unruly, perhaps untrainable
Maybe it wasn't a horse, but a unicorn and was trying to escape the lady of the manor coz he was sick of her using his horn to pleasure herself lol
That would explain the strange taste in her mouth and the color of her tongue.. Her husband just thought she was addicted to the blue slush puppies "
And unicorns cum have magic Powers that when you drink it, it keeps you looking young and let's face it, the lady was 70 but looked only 25....... Any unicorns on fab by any chance? Lol  |
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"The blue horse was unruly, perhaps untrainable
Maybe it wasn't a horse, but a unicorn and was trying to escape the lady of the manor coz he was sick of her using his horn to pleasure herself lol
That would explain the strange taste in her mouth and the color of her tongue.. Her husband just thought she was addicted to the blue slush puppies
And unicorns cum have magic Powers that when you drink it, it keeps you looking young and let's face it, the lady was 70 but looked only 25....... Any unicorns on fab by any chance? Lol "
I know of a few dickheads but i guess thats not quite the same  |
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i lost the plot no one continued with a story i thought wewould have an epic bloody novel with all our comments lol it not enough to even make a leaflet lol |
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"Come on guys play the game
there's an action, followed by consequences 
Man in kilt . Swoon.
swooning you fall into my lap  "
Will you fan me down if I come over all peculiar |
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"Come on guys play the game
there's an action, followed by consequences
Man in kilt . Swoon.
swooning you fall into my lap
Will you fan me down if I come over all peculiar "
I could wave my sporran at you, or flap my kilt |
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"Come on guys play the game
there's an action, followed by consequences
Man in kilt . Swoon.
swooning you fall into my lap
Will you fan me down if I come over all peculiar
I could wave my sporran at you, or flap my kilt "
Oh my. Somebody get the smelling salts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on guys play the game
there's an action, followed by consequences
Man in kilt . Swoon.
swooning you fall into my lap
Will you fan me down if I come over all peculiar
I could wave my sporran at you, or flap my kilt
Oh my. Somebody get the smelling salts."
whilst you're down there .... |
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