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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Did you know if a man eats enough grapes, wether it be white or red grapes is cum turns into wine and if you swallow enough you get d*unk. You can even eat half and half for Rose and drink lemonade it turns into sparkling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jesus , give the op a break guys , far too much analysis of something that was meant to raise a laugh , there's enough misery and criticism going on in the forums as it is  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this the same sort of wine Catholic priests dish out to altar boys? "
It must be the same, they only have partings because the priest sweeps there hair as its happening.
And of course it's a joke I'm not that stupid 
I don't need to ask, people usually offer |
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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago
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There is already enough so called science out there to try n encourage blowjobs and swallowing
Have a quick Google n see what absolute coswollop comes up
"Stops depression , is good for you skin , improves mood" all sorts of supposed health benefits! 
Has anyone ever used these excuses to get a blowjob and it's worked? Lol
Honesty is the best policy! So let's be honest n just say please do it for us ladies we fucking love it lol
N if your lucky/ any good at it maybe we'll return the favour
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's a good hair gel if I ever run out I just do a bit of diy and away to go, it's good I can get it anytime, you know half way through the night of clubbing and you think, crap my hairs messed up, not a problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it speed up bone growth? 
Drinking the wine may have been a contributing factor to your injury though 
Hope you're not in too much pain though x naa it was the walk in the rain for miles to find taxi rank... I remember the moment  what the hell are you doing catching a taxi Mav?"
Chauffeur's night off..  |
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