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"Is it me or am I the only one who has never heard of a danger wank.. Literally pissed myself when I was explained different scenarios "
First I heard was an apprentice years ago that explained it........He used to wait till he was on the verge of cumming and shout for his nan to come up stairs! The challenge was to obviously put it away before she did!.......fucking killed me! Ha |
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"Is it me or am I the only one who has never heard of a danger wank.. Literally pissed myself when I was explained different scenarios
First I heard was an apprentice years ago that explained it........He used to wait till he was on the verge of cumming and shout for his nan to come up stairs! The challenge was to obviously put it away before she did!.......fucking killed me! Ha"
proper pmsl oh my days !!!  |
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the one i heard on the weekend was a kid stood behind his mother when she was washing up and he was going all out before she turned around and finished .. The piss was streaming when he was telling me |
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"Is it me or am I the only one who has never heard of a danger wank.. Literally pissed myself when I was explained different scenarios "
Haha how can you have not heard of that?! |
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"Is it me or am I the only one who has never heard of a danger wank.. Literally pissed myself when I was explained different scenarios
First I heard was an apprentice years ago that explained it........He used to wait till he was on the verge of cumming and shout for his nan to come up stairs! The challenge was to obviously put it away before she did!.......fucking killed me! Ha"
this has made my week!!! |
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"the one i heard on the weekend was a kid stood behind his mother when she was washing up and he was going all out before she turned around and finished .. The piss was streaming when he was telling me"
That's more like extreme danger wanking! Jeez he was brave haha |
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"Ha ha are you brave ?"
Im brave but wouldn't stand wanking behind my mum washing up! Mainly cos she washes a couple of things as soon as they're dirty and im not that bloody quick |
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"Ha ha are you brave ?
Im brave but wouldn't stand wanking behind my mum washing up! Mainly cos she washes a couple of things as soon as they're dirty and im not that bloody quick "
Ha ha let's try it
I will go do my dishes and see if you finish before I catch you lol
If not your getting the wooden spoon lol |
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"Ha ha are you brave ?
Im brave but wouldn't stand wanking behind my mum washing up! Mainly cos she washes a couple of things as soon as they're dirty and im not that bloody quick
Ha ha let's try it
I will go do my dishes and see if you finish before I catch you lol
If not your getting the wooden spoon lol "
I'll try time it for when you turn round and give you a facial instead |
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"Ha ha are you brave ?
Im brave but wouldn't stand wanking behind my mum washing up! Mainly cos she washes a couple of things as soon as they're dirty and im not that bloody quick
Ha ha let's try it
I will go do my dishes and see if you finish before I catch you lol
If not your getting the wooden spoon lol
I'll try time it for when you turn round and give you a facial instead "
See you just have to go to that next level lol
No it will go in my hair and eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ha ha are you brave ?
Im brave but wouldn't stand wanking behind my mum washing up! Mainly cos she washes a couple of things as soon as they're dirty and im not that bloody quick
Ha ha let's try it
I will go do my dishes and see if you finish before I catch you lol
If not your getting the wooden spoon lol
I'll try time it for when you turn round and give you a facial instead
See you just have to go to that next level lol
No it will go in my hair and eyes "
Who me?  im a good aim haha |
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"So does that mean yours would be good for the skin? Lol
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Better off swallowing the just over 2g of protein. Now if I could just get 30 (safe) loads a day then I could easily get gainz. |
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"Your joking I don't even have it in my mouth lol
Cum or cock?!  "
Cum
I don't mind a little precum
But I think in 5 years 2 men have had the privilege of cumming in my mouth |
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"Your joking I don't even have it in my mouth lol
Cum or cock?!
Cum
I don't mind a little precum
But I think in 5 years 2 men have had the privilege of cumming in my mouth "
Oh I love it to be fair. With ex's I've scooped it out to swallow it.  |
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So many times lol. I guess that comes from being a pervert. Number 1: Staying in friends folks house and hearing them walking about. Finding her knickers in a draw, well I had to lol |
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Number 2 a bit more dangerous. Used to work as a lifeguard with horny girls. At the end when clearing away I knew I had a few minutes while they were down the bottom end clearing away, used to leave the staff door open and wank at the thought of them catching me. Worked out though as we often skinny dipped haha. |
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" Oh I love it to be fair. With ex's I've scooped it out to swallow it.
Now that's the dedication I like to see! haha"
Haha. Got to get the best of both worlds. |
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Oh I love it to be fair. With ex's I've scooped it out to swallow it.
Nothing hotter than being fed what your man has shot into you.
I'm in love. "
Aw! 
And you don't even know which hole I was referring to. |
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