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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I have serious man flu and death feels imminent so please all prey I make it through the night  - but tomorrow I have a fuck coming all the way from Italy, anybody any hints or tips on banishing flu symptoms even if only short term?
Tried everything you can buy over the counter, will literally try anything!
Don't think I could fuck with tissue shoved up my nose and this cough is most annoying. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Break out the night nurse. Surest way to get rid of a cold ASAP.
Good luck"
Doesn't that make you fatigued? I don't want to be falling asleep on 'the job' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put basic vicks under balls of feet...dont chuckle it works it works into the glands of your body through the night. And boil lemonade and drink it hot,, you will sweat it out all night x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Italy!? Mama mia, you must be good  "
Haha. I must be doing something right - two years we've had a long distance thing. First London now Italy, first time from Italy just to meet up. But met up whilst visiting the country recently.
Must be the lithium batteries I was born with, short recharge time and long lasting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Put basic vicks under balls of feet...dont chuckle it works it works into the glands of your body through the night. And boil lemonade and drink it hot,, you will sweat it out all night x "
Tried the vix thing from another thread, didn't seem to do anything 
Hot lemonade and honey has been my tipple throughout the day and has helped my cough a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put basic vicks under balls of feet...dont chuckle it works it works into the glands of your body through the night. And boil lemonade and drink it hot,, you will sweat it out all night x "
it's true I've done this!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pre workout and cold/flu tablets. Worked for me today to go to the gym.
Hmmm, guess the caffeine would speed things up? "
No idea. I'm still awake which is a minor miracle as last three days I'd just fall asleep if I so much as sat down for 5 mins. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pre workout and cold/flu tablets. Worked for me today to go to the gym.
Hmmm, guess the caffeine would speed things up?
No idea. I'm still awake which is a minor miracle as last three days I'd just fall asleep if I so much as sat down for 5 mins. "
I've slept all day  gonna be a long night I think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put basic vicks under balls of feet...dont chuckle it works it works into the glands of your body through the night. And boil lemonade and drink it hot,, you will sweat it out all night x "
Of your feet man, your FEET...!!!
Misread this instruction and you'll know ALL about it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put basic vicks under balls of feet...dont chuckle it works it works into the glands of your body through the night. And boil lemonade and drink it hot,, you will sweat it out all night x "
Of your feet man, your FEET...!!!
Misread this instruction and you'll know ALL about it... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Put basic vicks under balls of feet...dont chuckle it works it works into the glands of your body through the night. And boil lemonade and drink it hot,, you will sweat it out all night x
Of your feet man, your FEET...!!!
Misread this instruction and you'll know ALL about it... "
Haha, yes bad choice in words! Let's hope Nobody missed the feet part for future reference |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I swear by sudafed and lemsip cold and flu drink. If the sudafed doesn't contain paracetamol then I will also take the cold and flu capsules lol. Guarantee it'll be gone ASAP!
Drugs are the way forward!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I swear by sudafed and lemsip cold and flu drink. If the sudafed doesn't contain paracetamol then I will also take the cold and flu capsules lol. Guarantee it'll be gone ASAP!
Drugs are the way forward! "
Not tried Sudafed, I'll try that if I'm not feeling any better when next lots of drugs are due. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Terminal illness pa only a man could consider flu terminal illness . Not funny 
Could you point out a part where this is offensive? joking about terminal illness its not funny x "
Anybody with a terminal illness wouldn't be offended by somebody making fun of having man flu. |
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"Terminal illness pa only a man could consider flu terminal illness . Not funny
Could you point out a part where this is offensive? joking about terminal illness its not funny x
Anybody with a terminal illness wouldn't be offended by somebody making fun of having man flu. "
how do you know ? Everyone's different not one person that is terminally ill is the same ad the other xx |
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"it's well known that when a bloke's got flu, it's a lot worse for the fella's then it is for a lady fact. he's only having a banter with it  "
yes I know but not worthy of description if bring terminally ill is it .lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If u really do have man flu then u have my sympathy .... Have enjoyed our chats lol
RIP X"
I'm sure I have a bit of banter left in me, so between writing my will and fucking I'll be sure to get back on the forums when I can. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Man Flu is simply a cold, the symptoms of which are greatly exaggerated by men.
FALSE - Man Flu is a serious and potentially life threatening illness, and will no doubt soon be on the Health and Safety Executive's list of Reportable Diseases. Man Flu is a distinct disease in its own right, and should not be misdiagnosed as a mere common cold.
Women can catch Man Flu
FALSE - Man Flu does not attack humans with the XX chromosome, only those with the XY chromosome. This genetic mutation effectively immunises females against Man Flu. This may account for the reason that women widely believe that Man Flu is actually just the common cold, but with a bit of extra drama thrown in for good measure.
The best way to deal with Man Flu is to just 'get on with it'
FALSE - Extensive research has proven that the only way to combat the crippling effects of Man Flu is complete withdrawal to the sofa and uninterrupted mollycoddling by the girlfriend / wife.
Men have a slower recovery rate from Man Flu than women do from the common cold
TRUE - The effects of Man Flu can linger for days and days, compared with just a few hours for the common cold. If the man is not permitted the correct period of convalescence following an attack of Man Flu he can be plunged back into a critical condition (see The Woman's Role as Carer).
Man Flu is just a way for men to get sympathy / time off work / time in front of the telly
FALSE - Man Flu is a bona-fide and debilitating illness, would men make a meal of that sort of thing?
The pain and suffering of Man Flu is similar to that of child birth
TRUE - Though at least with child birth it's all done and dusted in a few hours, but Man Flu can last for weeks...
The best cure for Man Flu is a cocktail of Night Nurse, Day Nurse, chicken noodle soup and whiskey.
FALSE - There is no cure for Man Flu. Once infected the afflicted can only hope that the gods roll the dice in favour of life rather than slow, lingering death.
While suffering from Man Flu, men would like nothing more than to go to work and try to forget about their affliction.
TRUE - However, men recognise the huge risk of spreading Man Flu to other men. Indeed, a single cough in the wrong direction could hold enough Man Flu germs to wipe out a small rainforest tribe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Man flu is a myth
x lou x
Says the lady who's never had it. Haha "
Excuse me! As a stronger woman I have carried 3 kids, 3 long labours and I never gave up! I look after my children and the hubby when they are ill (including man flu) even when I am ill which is very rare I am very ill. But I still get on with it.
One cough of the fella and he is dying of man flu! Its lies!! Laziness.
Funny how you men can be on deaths door but your dicks can stand taller than a mountain. If you was that ill you couldnt do thatx Lol
xloux |
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"Man flu is a myth
x lou x
Says the lady who's never had it. Haha
Excuse me! As a stronger woman I have carried 3 kids, 3 long labours and I never gave up! I look after my children and the hubby when they are ill (including man flu) even when I am ill which is very rare I am very ill. But I still get on with it.
One cough of the fella and he is dying of man flu! Its lies!! Laziness.
Funny how you men can be on deaths door but your dicks can stand taller than a mountain. If you was that ill you couldnt do thatx Lol
xloux"
wish my dick stood taller than a mountain lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wish my dick stood taller than a mountain lol "
1. Go up to the summit of a mountain.
2. Lie down.
3. Obtain erection.
4. Bingo! Your dick is now standing taller than a mountain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wish my dick stood taller than a mountain lol
1. Go up to the summit of a mountain.
2. Lie down.
3. Obtain erection.
4. Bingo! Your dick is now standing taller than a mountain. "
See a man with sense lmao xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I have serious man flu and death feels imminent so please all prey I make it through the night - but tomorrow I have a fuck coming all the way from Italy, anybody any hints or tips on banishing flu symptoms even if only short term?
Tried everything you can buy over the counter, will literally try anything!
Don't think I could fuck with tissue shoved up my nose and this cough is most annoying. "
Chop your head off. Youll soon forget about man flu |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I have serious man flu and death feels imminent so please all prey I make it through the night - but tomorrow I have a fuck coming all the way from Italy, anybody any hints or tips on banishing flu symptoms even if only short term?
Tried everything you can buy over the counter, will literally try anything!
Don't think I could fuck with tissue shoved up my nose and this cough is most annoying.
Chop your head off. Youll soon forget about man flu "
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"Man flu is a myth
x lou x
Says the lady who's never had it. Haha
Excuse me! As a stronger woman I have carried 3 kids, 3 long labours and I never gave up! I look after my children and the hubby when they are ill (including man flu) even when I am ill which is very rare I am very ill. But I still get on with it.
One cough of the fella and he is dying of man flu! Its lies!! Laziness.
Funny how you men can be on deaths door but your dicks can stand taller than a mountain. If you was that ill you couldnt do thatx Lol
xloux"
Ah... see... definitive proof that ManFlu is an horrendous disease!!!
You gave birth three times by choice.... no man would ever willingly have ManFlu more than once! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Man flu is a term used by weak men! Man up and get a grip try working up a moutain in a quarry in winter with man flu then you can moan "
Great status update big |
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