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poor old gigs had a great birthday at cams only to wake up to find her nice pink fanny missing.after a short tour of the club fanny went home with someone else .by request we are going to sell her fanny to the higest bidder.yes you can take her fanny home with you bidding starts at 10p and lasts until Newport social good luck and bid high,,, |
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over a year ago
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"Two hands and a bearded face? 35p!I'm not sure if it has a beard. I don't like to think it has  "
oh I see what you're saying!!! Will your bearded face glfit in there?? Yes definitely |
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"Two hands and a bearded face? 35p!I'm not sure if it has a beard. I don't like to think it has oh I see what you're saying!!! Will your bearded face glfit in there?? Yes definitely"
I see what YOU'RE saying. Lol. 53p! |
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over a year ago
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"Sure you arent acting as Giggles fanny fluffer ?? Just bidding to drive it up !! ( the price lol )
89 p and slightly limp Freddo  "
ive never been a fluffer but it sounds fun. I used to be curious about fanny, now I'm fully into it and that's why I am upping my bid to a compelling 99p. I WANT FANNY |
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"Its no good.. i wouldnt want to dissapoint a female fanny fancier so am going to withdrawl..  "
Don't do that!!!
You can't just pull out, it doesn't work like that.
Anyway, I don't think Giggles wants me by her Fanny. It's her fanny and her choice who comes in contact with it. |
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over a year ago
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Does the OP know who is holding Giggles fanny ?
Perhaps we should just perform a "kellys hero" stlye raid to rescue it from the dastardly clutches of.the fanny rustler ! |
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at this time of woe for gigs I can lift her sprits by saying my boot is in her fanny.....shit sorry her fanny is in my boot {car},,, we keeping it in the dark so its not scared by seeing daylight for the first time... as sid james would say carry on bidding |
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"at this time of woe for gigs I can lift her sprits by saying my boot is in her fanny.....shit sorry her fanny is in my boot {car},,, we keeping it in the dark so its not scared by seeing daylight for the first time... as sid james would say carry on bidding "
Just don't feed it after midnight... |
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"at this time of woe for gigs I can lift her sprits by saying my boot is in her fanny.....shit sorry her fanny is in my boot {car},,, we keeping it in the dark so its not scared by seeing daylight for the first time... as sid james would say carry on bidding
Just don't feed it after midnight... "
if you must give it anything, give it sausage. You can't go wrong with sausage |
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"at this time of woe for gigs I can lift her sprits by saying my boot is in her fanny.....shit sorry her fanny is in my boot {car},,, we keeping it in the dark so its not scared by seeing daylight for the first time... as sid james would say carry on bidding
Just don't feed it after midnight... if you must give it anything, give it sausage. You can't go wrong with sausage"
I'm genuinely chuckling here |
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"at this time of woe for gigs I can lift her sprits by saying my boot is in her fanny.....shit sorry her fanny is in my boot {car},,, we keeping it in the dark so its not scared by seeing daylight for the first time... as sid james would say carry on bidding "
Pmsfl |
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"Oh my God! Talk about pressure! Uuuumm.......i got a bombay badboy and a chow mein one in my cupboard. "
precisely!!!! In the cupboard, where they belong!!!! Chicken and mushroom or beef and tomato are the only proper flavour of Potnoodle
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over a year ago
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Now youve blown it... keep your manky chicken flavour.. im top trumping with doner kebab flavour.
Game over .. you can post the fanny to me.. will pm the details.
Thread closed by moderately silly person. |
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bad news on fanny it made a dash for freedom today think it wanted some fresh hair on it ..sorry air we got fanny back under cover but at a high cost 3 skinheads with tattoos will never be the same again half of newports firemen are now on the sick after being attacked by a pink fanny with lust in its eyes.god ive never seen scenes like it.a big thank you to the boy scouts who cornered it just before it could lay waste to the store room of ann summers.the breaking strain on the rope is now 2 ton breaking point.we have found out that it likes jelly and a big bowl full keeps it happy for a while ky is best as orange just don't cut it.we cant wait to get rid of it so looking forward to the social as long as we can get our names down....... |
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well its Thursday now fanny has been free since sunday morning and seams to be setteling down at last.its crys have settled down and can only be heard every hour instead of every 10mins having to listen to the cry of the greater plnk giggles fanny gives you a head ace (acockortwowilldo) .if the bidding gets high enough we will chuck a stun gun in with bthe fanny so you can get some sleep at night |
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"well its Thursday now fanny has been free since sunday morning and seams to be setteling down at last.its crys have settled down and can only be heard every hour instead of every 10mins having to listen to the cry of the greater plnk giggles fanny gives you a head ace (acockortwowilldo) .if the bidding gets high enough we will chuck a stun gun in with bthe fanny so you can get some sleep at night"
Shame Steve Irwin is dead. We could have done with him for this.. |
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Ive done some research on mediawiki and have found a link to the RSPCF. They recommend letting the fanny loose in the vallies.
If a fanny is wild and cannot be trained then its best to hide it within flocks of sheep.
Fanny foragers will be confused and everyone wins.
The moral here is to love your fanny, dont let it stray, keep it moist ( not to moist or there is a real threat of mushroom growth) and feed it as often as it growls with hunger.
Remember people.. a fanny isnt just for christmas.. peace ! |
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