Having seen many a lurid birthday, and for the past ten years at least never remembered a single one of them just the hangover the following morning, propelled by the fact that I am convinced I slept the night on a bed of 9inch nails which severed most of my brain cells. I would like to pose a question to all yee fab swingers. How old is too old, when does one graciously say..er im too old to swing anymore!!! One must have the decency to refrain from throwing ones wrinkly bod at some gorjus hunky 30yr old!! er just wondered not that it has anything to do with me of course im only 32! its my mother I was thinking of!!! |
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"Having seen many a lurid birthday, and for the past ten years at least never remembered a single one of them just the hangover the following morning, propelled by the fact that I am convinced I slept the night on a bed of 9inch nails which severed most of my brain cells. I would like to pose a question to all yee fab swingers. How old is too old, when does one graciously say..er im too old to swing anymore!!! One must have the decency to refrain from throwing ones wrinkly bod at some gorjus hunky 30yr old!! er just wondered not that it has anything to do with me of course im only 32! its my mother I was thinking of!!!"
Well it's elf evident innit mun Andy, if you feel the need to ask these questions then you is bf far too old, over the hill, ready for the scrapheap, so knackered the NHS wont even to your organs as a donation. I feel sorry for u Andy I does honestly and I means that from the heart of me bottom. Next time we're up your way Nessa and me will pop in take you for a ride in ya chair to the old folks home, and you can all talk for hours about what it was like in the war, now I know you'd like that |
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When a woman can stop wearing fishnets, coz the varicose veins are pattern enough....
When a man can tuck his nuts in his socks... And... When it takes us all night to do what we used to do all night... THAT is when old is too old...
At my age its such a relief to be able to go without the fishnets... (Sigh) |
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"ok reviewed all responses and im going for xxkitensxx so there!!! mum ur ok u can still swing xx"
Voting for someone just coz she's yer mom eh?  
(Joking xxkittensxx ... Honest...  ) |
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"ok reviewed all responses and im going for xxkitensxx so there!!! mum ur ok u can still swing xx"
... err ok. If you read straight through the !!!s it could read " so there mom etc." ... Or not...
Brummie humour... 
... or just me! |
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