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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fair play..I have seen some belters !
Plenty of the "I'm leaving this site"
The ones that belong on Facebook. ..
And my favourite "anyone sucking cock today?" I read someone else say you can just imagine a girl on her knees..coming up for breath and saying.. "ah..that would be me today"
What has been your fave /funniest status update?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leaving this site.
Vibe in my ass right now.
Anyone wanna Suck me off? At like 7am.
Bunch of timewasters and messers on here.
I'm deleting this shit if I don't get a meet soon.
This site is full of pic collectors (from a single male)
Basically anything negative about fab or naming and shaming a user will get a block from me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Leaving this site.
Vibe in my ass right now.
Anyone wanna Suck me off? At like 7am.
Bunch of timewasters and messers on here.
I'm deleting this shit if I don't get a meet soon.
This site is full of pic collectors (from a single male)
Basically anything negative about fab or naming and shaming a user will get a block from me. "
Well...I think you've summed up most of then lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even US mingers have standards!!!!"
It's just the way some status' are worded- you look at the profile expecting to see a super model! Then you find quite the opposite and you wonder how the person earnt the right to be so demanding and full of attitude! Lol x |
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"Says Neil who was still going strong 12 hrs later 
Animal !  xx"
The company i was with played a huge part of that night seeing as they were all seriously beautiful,and unbelievably hot!...can I have more?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to get some stick if I used to post status' about the rugby, usually off men I wouldn't touch with someone elses barge pole, telling me it's a sex site, not sky sports news.
Like I give a fuck  |
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By *urrsMan
over a year ago
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"I used to get some stick if I used to post status' about the rugby, usually off men I wouldn't touch with someone elses barge pole, telling me it's a sex site, not sky sports news.
Like I give a fuck "
Annnnd there's been a goal at ewood park...MissP who's got it? |
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"Fair play..I have seen some belters !
Plenty of the "I'm leaving this site"
The ones that belong on Facebook. ..
And my favourite "anyone sucking cock today?" I read someone else say you can just imagine a girl on her knees..coming up for breath and saying.. "ah..that would be me today"
What has been your fave /funniest status update?
Most annoying ones? Etc... "
the one that says my inbox is so full ha ha |
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A lot of shit would stop if we were allowed to comment under the status's.
A lot of whingers would stop, a lot of bored or horny people may stop, the facebook type status's would stop, we could though still use it for a positive reason |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My status always depends on my mental state sometime's happy sometime sad sometimes good sometimes bad and fuck me if i'm bored i'll change it every 5 min's  "
& me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the "right deleting account " statuses.
Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.
Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.
Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.
Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x"
I actually lolled at this, nice work...haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.
Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.
Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also enjoy the likes of :
"wonderful sex, thanks YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE"
Yeah right, who the fuck are you trying to kid with your no veris in one year plus and no pics.
Of course you are being ploughed regularly by the invisible man, he's good isn't he? I mean he might be invisible but he isn't half noisy...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.
Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.
Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x"
Fuck me that is an epic Lil rant right there!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bloody hell! You lot got out the wrong side of the bed this morning, I'm too afraid to update my status ever again  "
Don't hate the player hate the game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.
Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.
Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x"
epic post!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The old favourite on a "couples" profile.....
"Just the male here today, anyone want to come round and wank over pic's with me"
Ummmm.....aye fuck it go on then.....just pop my shoes on and I'll be a few mins! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.
Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.
Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x"
This has to be the best post of 2015 so far for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.
Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.
Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x
This has to be the best post of 2015 so far for me "
Ta xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The old favourite on a "couples" profile.....
"Just the male here today, anyone want to come round and wank over pic's with me"
Ummmm.....aye fuck it go on then.....just pop my shoes on and I'll be a few mins!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The old favourite on a "couples" profile.....
"Just the male here today, anyone want to come round and wank over pic's with me"
Ummmm.....aye fuck it go on then.....just pop my shoes on and I'll be a few mins!
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Yuppp...this ^^^^^^^
And
"Couples profiles"
Only the guy playing today though... anyone up for sorting me out..girlfriend Is away
..haha yeah riteo!! Genuine couple and defo not a single bloke..
Keep it real Bro :') |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The old favourite on a "couples" profile.....
"Just the male here today, anyone want to come round and wank over pic's with me"
Ummmm.....aye fuck it go on then.....just pop my shoes on and I'll be a few mins!
Yuppp...this ^^^^^^^
And
"Couples profiles"
Only the guy playing today though... anyone up for sorting me out..girlfriend Is away
..haha yeah riteo!! Genuine couple and defo not a single bloke..
Keep it real Bro :')"
Had a 'couple' message me yday saying just the male here is that ok? Does it say gay or bi on my profile? No, have a read first!lol |
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