reckon none of us could afford sniffys old arse wiv a hole in it....its vinage, well worn and fermented...praps it'd go to auction. Ok so whod buy sniffys old arse then, starting bid..... some sad fecker on antique road show will want it you bet. he'll have it stuffed and straddled over his piana in the parlour!!! in the middle of the fox and the hound. |
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"hi just wondering if u won the lottery what would u spend it on ???????    "
Well I'd buy you a house babe if ya still needed one that was xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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"reckon none of us could afford sniffys old arse wiv a hole in it....its vinage, well worn and fermented...praps it'd go to auction. Ok so whod buy sniffys old arse then, starting bid..... some sad fecker on antique road show will want it you bet. he'll have it stuffed and straddled over his piana in the parlour!!! in the middle of the fox and the hound. "
Oh I can smell the cash now mmmmmmmmm, that's it I is doing it, I'm gonna auction me arse, bidding starts at 99p, no men allowed to bid though |
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salyjon have it...to practice his golf!!! the wrinkly bits he can pretend are worms climbing out of grass, the hole maybe too big tho...will have to be filled up a little or golf ball lost forever, oh and the hairy bits can be painted green to look like a verge!!. he only pay £1.50 though and i know that for sure cos hes a tight arse. now now sniffy dont get jealous!! yours is more than well worn thats why its loose and saggy. |
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