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over a year ago
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"Haha I love footie am off on tour with my youngest boy in 2 weeks 
Well I'm aching now but I smell like a real man grrrr  xx"
Will you smell like that next Wednesday??   |
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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago
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"Haha I love footie am off on tour with my youngest boy in 2 weeks
Well I'm aching now but I smell like a real man grrrr xx
Will you smell like that next Wednesday?? "
I can if u want lol or I can smell like a surfer lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha I love footie am off on tour with my youngest boy in 2 weeks
Well I'm aching now but I smell like a real man grrrr xx
Will you smell like that next Wednesday??
I can if u want lol or I can smell like a surfer lol xx"
As long as you smell tidy lol |
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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago
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"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does
I fucking love you ur my hero :''')"
Can we all stop dissing my future wife Sandra please. It's gonna make it awkward when I introduce her to u all xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does
I fucking love you ur my hero :''')
Can we all stop dissing my future wife Sandra please. It's gonna make it awkward when I introduce her to u all xx"
I'll sit on her face, break the ice etc...  |
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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago
lydney |
"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does
I fucking love you ur my hero :''')
Can we all stop dissing my future wife Sandra please. It's gonna make it awkward when I introduce her to u all xx
I'll sit on her face, break the ice etc... "
I've heard that's a good way of introducing yourself lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Random as fk but I'm sat here chuckling at the pics I just seen on a profile "Wareham"
Is it just me ...or are those pants on his head pics hilarious ? :''') |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does
I fucking love you ur my hero :''')
Can we all stop dissing my future wife Sandra please. It's gonna make it awkward when I introduce her to u all xx
I'll sit on her face, break the ice etc...
I've heard that's a good way of introducing yourself lol xx"
Oh great I'll remember that for next week |
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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago
lydney |
"Fuck Sandra she doesn't deep throat like Miss P does
I fucking love you ur my hero :''')
Can we all stop dissing my future wife Sandra please. It's gonna make it awkward when I introduce her to u all xx
I'll sit on her face, break the ice etc...
I've heard that's a good way of introducing yourself lol xx
Oh great I'll remember that for next week "
Lol. I have no issues with that hehe xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Random as fk but I'm sat here chuckling at the pics I just seen on a profile "Wareham"
Is it just me ...or are those pants on his head pics hilarious ? :''')
Aww ffs why did I look?? ROFLMFAO!! "
Hehehe made my fkin night :')
I love fab! |
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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago
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"Random as fk but I'm sat here chuckling at the pics I just seen on a profile "Wareham"
Is it just me ...or are those pants on his head pics hilarious ? :''')
Aww ffs why did I look?? ROFLMFAO!!
Hehehe made my fkin night :')
I love fab! "
He looks like a cross between the worlds worst bank robber and the worlds worst wwe wrestler lmfao xx |
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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm going with either 3rd from the bottom blue pants on head holding orange dido
Orrrr
5th from bottom green n white stripy pants "
I had another look and scanned further down. That's fucking Christmas ruined for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't go back and look again. The images are scarred into my memory and i only saw a few before I was in danger of wetting myself.
He'd probably love the pussy panties mind the filthy bugger. Hahaha. Nawty send him some panties Hahahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like fuckkkk
I do nottttt need to see a geriatric man wearing my panties on his face whilst sitting on a dildo
Jesus Christ on a bike. ...I have seen enough :') |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like fuckkkk
I do nottttt need to see a geriatric man wearing my panties on his face whilst sitting on a dildo
Jesus Christ on a bike. ...I have seen enough :')"
I Might've messaged him on your behalf.
I've gone too far but i couldn't help myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahh you absolute Kent! !!!!
It's ok. .i know an absolute pearler of a profile ...loves scat. Eating poo....etc...
Hmmm.... I think k girl would like a Lil cupids help x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh you absolute Kent! !!!!
It's ok. .i know an absolute pearler of a profile ...loves scat. Eating poo....etc...
Hmmm.... I think k girl would like a Lil cupids help x"
Check your Kik. Haha. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I have to thank you all for making my day! Being the nosey sod that I am I had to go look at that guys profile. It's the funniest thing I've seen! Laughing hysterically here. Just hope none of my colleagues catch me in this state and ask me why lol.....
I didn't sleep well last night I had bad dreams about a bank robbing wwe wrestler chasing me and shooting used knickers at me in a Spider-Man stylie but he didn't use the knickers to swing from building to building he used his carrot like dildo as a kind of semi inserted space hopper to badoing from place to place while shouting ho ho ho Del Boy. I'm not blaming nawty tho cos I've had that dream many times before  xx"
Hahaha
Kgirl traumatised me by sensed ing me a msg on kik of what she messaged him on my behalf..
Tidyyyyy  |
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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago
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"Well I have to thank you all for making my day! Being the nosey sod that I am I had to go look at that guys profile. It's the funniest thing I've seen! Laughing hysterically here. Just hope none of my colleagues catch me in this state and ask me why lol.....
I didn't sleep well last night I had bad dreams about a bank robbing wwe wrestler chasing me and shooting used knickers at me in a Spider-Man stylie but he didn't use the knickers to swing from building to building he used his carrot like dildo as a kind of semi inserted space hopper to badoing from place to place while shouting ho ho ho Del Boy. I'm not blaming nawty tho cos I've had that dream many times before xx
Hahaha
Kgirl traumatised me by sensed ing me a msg on kik of what she messaged him on my behalf..
Tidyyyyy "
. Where is he I never noticed that. I'm worried for u I'm sure he could track you down Blackwood isn't big. All he gotta do is ask around for a red haired mentalist who used to have boy boobs and now has world class ones. That's what I did anyway xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hehe so do I. ..
Ah that wouldn't be the first..
Iv had two guys off fab go to blackwood and ask for me....one..was successful in finding my full name messaging me on facebook abd said ah I asked about in blackwood few ppl knew you. . Weirdos mun..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im phoning jezza kyle ..i need therapy after seeing thoes pics lmao ....also might need to have laser eye surgery im so scarred .....top profile x"
Get the foil photo on yuh!!
Absolutely outstanding |
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"im phoning jezza kyle ..i need therapy after seeing thoes pics lmao ....also might need to have laser eye surgery im so scarred .....top profile x
Get the foil photo on yuh!!
Absolutely outstanding "
u love that pic ...shall i watsapp it to u everyday xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm still giggling like a school girl. For the record he doesn't want Nawty's old bras even if she rubs her hairy pussy over them. His thing is used panties. To clarify this he sent a photo attached of panties on his head and a thumbs up. I was absolutely howling with laughter. |
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"im phoning jezza kyle ..i need therapy after seeing thoes pics lmao ....also might need to have laser eye surgery im so scarred .....top profile x
Get the foil photo on yuh!!
Absolutely outstanding
u love that pic ...shall i watsapp it to u everyday xx"
Yes please that would be utterly delightful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm still giggling like a school girl. For the record he doesn't want Nawty's old bras even if she rubs her hairy pussy over them. His thing is used panties. To clarify this he sent a photo attached of panties on his head and a thumbs up. I was absolutely howling with laughter. "
That reply pic was the fucking bomb :') |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still giggling like a school girl. For the record he doesn't want Nawty's old bras even if she rubs her hairy pussy over them. His thing is used panties. To clarify this he sent a photo attached of panties on his head and a thumbs up. I was absolutely howling with laughter. "
Offended he doesn't want my shit tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just knew i shouldn't look up the talked about profile whilst eating my breakfast ... but did it anyway. Have spat my rice krispies over the table now.
I'm so easily led ..... and to think this thread started off about football!
Rosie x |
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only problem is that he doesn't fuck but he will if he has to! Hilarious profile, well spotted. Made my night :D